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Aunt of the year

Wow, this is unreal. Two sisters decide to go shopping at Wal-mart. One of them has a 2 month old baby. No biggie, the carts hold the carriers pretty good. So they go shopping and the mother of the baby has to go to the bathroom. She leaves the baby with her sister and heads off. Now, I know exactly what you’re thinking. You’re thinking the same thing the aunt is thinking. “Hey hey! Time to shoplift a few things from the evil Wal-mart.” Off to the races she goes. Grabbing some of this or some of that and stuffing it who knows where. Then she gets caught. After all, it is a crime and the one crime they monitor people for. So, you’ve just been caugh shoplifting while watching your sister’s baby. What are you going to do now? “I’m going to Disney!”. Well, maybe she did. Because they are looking for her and she’s disappeared. You see, after the security guard tried to stop her, she threw the baby at the guard. That’s right, she threw the baby, carrier and all, at the guard. The baby deflects off the guard and slams into the floor. Wal-mart is a heavily shopped store so this didn’t happen unnoticed. A passerby decides to step in to help the baby. Unfortunately, the aunt got to the baby first and hurled the baby at the passer by. She then fled the scene. Yep, Aunt of the year. How much you want to bet that this will be a hot topic at the next reunion? Check out the news station video for coverage. When mom gets out of the bathroom, it takes her a bit to find what is going on. The baby was knocked unconscious due to hitting the concrete floor twice. They got the baby to the hospital and were looking for the aunt.

Sunday evening stuff

Ok, we’re supposed to be afraid of these people? Seriously? I saw this on Sondrak where Doug was talking about how the muslims were supposed to be good at math but maybe not so much. I read the source article here. Apparently many older mosques were not really pointing to mecca. So when the muslims were praying, they were not facing mecca. That’s fine. Back then they didn’t have things like GPS that could target and make sure. But what struck me is this line:

“Some worshippers are said to be anxious about the validity of their prayers.”

Ok, let me get this straight, your god, the one you tell us we are supposed to fear so greatly, the one who wants you to kill all us Christians and Jews and the like, CAN’T FREAKING HEAR YOU IF YOU’RE FACING THE WRONG WAY? HUH? Yeah, some all powerful being. The real God (note the use of capital) of Christianity and Jews and other religions can hear you when you pray silently, so there.

Speaking of freaking losers, meet Robert Daniel Webb:

This sack of trash lost his job. Now, I guess I should commend him for not getting down and all. He could have just stayed home and collected unemployment, which under Obama’s budget is like hitting the lottery, but hey Robert here has a plan! He’s going to hold up a store. The problem, no baby sitter. So, what to do? Again, Robert the brainiac had a plan:

He turns it into “Bring your daughter to work day”. Seriously, look at the look at the poor kids face. She is terrified. Daddy is her rock and her moral compass. He’s the one who scolds her when she does wrong. Now daddy is telling a store clerk that he will kill him and holding a gun on him. To his credit, he did drop the kid off at a friend’s house before hitting the next store and the kid is now safely with other family members. What a guy! It’s going to take a hell of a lot of therapy for this poor kid to get over this.

Let’s continue, with a Sunday edition of White Trash Wednesday. Meet Shana Brown! Pictured here with her boyfriend, Duane Calloway! Here’s her myspace page!

Where to begin.. Well, Shana has a daughter who is 13. That’s not enough for Shana. I guess the welfare checks weren’t big enough or something. She wants another baby! The problem? She can’t have one. She’s now sterile somehow. So she’s sitting on her couch one day mulling over the empty nest coming in 5 years and the lost welfare check. “What to do? Hmmmm. Oh, I know. I’ll have my boyfriend impregnate my daughter. WOW, Where do I get these great ideas?” So she calls in the daughter and the boyfriend and says, I want you to get with her and give me another baby. Duane yells “JACKPOT! SCORE!” and starts to strip. The daughter, however, disagrees. “Um, NO”. So mom tosses in a bonus for her. If you let him do you, I’ll let you MARRY him! Wow! What a bargain! You can’t describe Shana’s disbelief when her daughter says “HELL NO”. I mean, Duane is such a prize. He’s unemployed, he’s a pedophile, and look how handsome!
Now here’s where I get really pissed. She tells her (divorced) dad. He asks mom if she really wanted her to get it from Duane? Mom denies it and the dad leaves it alone and allows her to be taken back.

So Shana gets grumpy and decides to go for pizza one night. She tells Duane, “Now don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!” and winks and leaves. Duane slides over to the girl, yawns and puts his arm around her and tries to rape her. The daughter, making every dad proud, kicks the ever loving crap out of him. I don’t know how, the article doesn’t say, but she forced him off by kicking him over and over. Hope she was wearing 6 inch heels! Again, dad is informed and just asks Shana. Shana denies it and well, dad nods and says ok.

Not to be denied, Shana spikes the girl’s drink with booze and gets her to pass out. Now, I don’t know how you can have rum in a drink and not know it’s there, but she didn’t and she passed out. She woke up half naked with Duane towering over her.

Then one day, she gets sick at school. She comes home. Mom dopes her tea with medicine. She falls asleep in her bed and is woken up to Duane pulling the covers off. She slaps his hands and sits upright and Duane makes a hasty retreat.

Finally someone believes her. The police come in and her nightmare is over. Now, I’m ticked at mom and Duane, for sure. But DAD is just as big a target of my wrath. Once, ok, I can understand. It’s pretty farfetched mom asking you to make babies with boyfriend and then marrying him. Ok, I might believe mom on that when she denies it. But if shortly after, she says that the boyfriend tried to rape her, it’s time to get the guns.

One other thing I can’t help but wonder. If a guy rapes a woman with the assistance of another, aren’t they BOTH charged with rape? So where the hell are the attempted rape charges against mom? I abandoned the death penalty years ago, but this just screams for it. This daughter will need some serious help. I hope she gets it.

a small restoration of faith

In the dark dreary world, every so often something happens that reminds you that amongst the self centered selfish masses, there is some good in the world.

Meet Fred Louis Ervin. Now it stands to reason that Fred has had a hard time in life. When you spend your days trying to avoid work and listening to rap cd’s, you’re not going to very successful. So what to do? I know. Carjacking! That’s a good career. And robbing gas stations! That will bring in some money!

So good old Fred heads on down the street looking for some free cash. He walks into the BP on ten-ten road and holds the place up. Now Fred isn’t too bright. He did all this without having a getaway car. What to do? Hey, let’s carjack a 53 year old woman. He heads across the road where he runs into Irene Moorman. He beats her up trying to get her keys from her. She’s pretty feisty so he wrestles her to the ground. While on top of her, other shoppers decide “No more” and circle him and try to get him to stop. A woman tries to hold him to stop him from getting away and a man cold cocks him repeatedly with a frozen turkey. None of the witnesses can recall exactly how many times the guy nailed him, but it was bad enough that when he finally stole the car, he couldn’t drive very straight. He nailed 5 cars on the way out of the parking lot.

The police arrested him and booked him so he won’t have to worry about how to get cash for a while. Unknown people stepped up and helped a stranger being attacked by a thug. They didn’t care whether or not he had a gun. They saw wrong and stepped in. None of them were named in the article so for those anonymous strangers, here’s to you. You make the world a better place and Irene may have been killed had you not stepped in. Thank you.

“Two Americas?” Edwards Has Two FAMILIES

Well, the Enquirer only reported it ten months ago. God forbid the mainstream media actually follow up on the story. It’s not like there weren’t any blogs writing about it — although admittedly, we didn’t write about it here, instead choosing to wait for a more “reliable” (LOL!) source. Lesson learned: the National Enquirer is more reliable than the mainstream media! ABC News finally broke the media silence, but it sure took long enough for them to get around to it. Pfffft.

Oh, I know - John Edwards says Rielle Hunter’s baby isn’t his. LOL. He also said many times in the last ten months that the Enquirer’s story about an affair was not true. We’re supposed to believe him now? And really, it’s not like having an affair (even if there are no children borne of it) is okay. Nice move having that affair when your wife has cancer, too. That’s a really nice touch.

What a miserable piece of shit. Filthy, rotten, amoral piece of shit. Silky Pony is scum. (But we knew that already.)

Curious silence on the former Edwards supporters’ blogs (cough Pandagon cough). Then again, it’s not like I’d expect any better from them. It’s especially rich considering some of those rabid Silky Pony supporters call themselves feminists — it reminds me of all the lefty feminists who defended Slick Willie and his extramarital activities. They’re only called “feminists” because they’re (angry) women, and they’re left-wingers. Phony losers.

Newsbusters is having a field day with the Edwards story - and has a little fun at Edwards’ expense with a caption contest. Father of the Year? LOL.

UPDATE: Banned at the Daily Kos for posting about the story! Is anyone surprised?

Gravatar fun

Here there, John here again. My login still works here (clerical error, I’m sure), and I may have — completely accidentally — maybe, kinda, sorta…destroyed all Gravatar support.

Or, maybe just the McCain one.

Somebody who still actually works here should totally look into that.

Activate the Internet Hate Machine!

Feel like slapping around a real world-class internetard asshat? Remember the Nazi Kier O’Neil? Er, I mean the guy Kier O’Neil, who is unemployed and looking for work?

Have at him.

I wouldn’t normally put out a call like this, but this Kier O’Neil nazi deserves the full Internet Hate Machine treatment. I banned him from here as soon as he attempted to leave his hate-filled fistfuls of poo here. Kier O’Neil has his own website on which he can spout his nonsense.

P.S. Good luck with the job search, Nazi Kier O’Neil. LOL.

Think I was kidding about Paultards hijacking the Convention? See Nevada.

Thankfully, the Paultard push to take over the North Carolina delegation failed. But listen up: these people DO NOT CARE about the will of the voters. They’re already creating havoc, this time in Nevada.

After a super-majority of Ron Paul supporters captured control of the Republican state convention Saturday, state party officials abruptly canceled the event without electing delegates to the national convention.

Early in the day, state delegates supporting Paul’s continued pursuit of the Republican nomination voted through a rules change that forced the state party to abandon its preset ballot of potential national convention delegates and open up the race to the rest of the state delegates.

The vote followed a rousing speech by Paul of Texas, who said his presidential campaign will continue as long as he has support.

But as the convention continued into the evening, chairman Bob Beers said the party’s contract for the hall at the Peppermill Resort Casino had expired and the event would be rescheduled.

“Due to a rules change that left us on an overtime basis, we will recess the convention until a date that we are going to announce next week,” Beers told a shocked crowd, which stood silent for a few seconds before erupting in boos.

As Beers was escorted out of the building, a short-lived effort to rescue the convention was launched by party activist Mike Weber. Although several hundred Paul supporters stayed, they weren’t strong enough to make a quorum to continue the convention.

Throughout the confusion, hecklers battled for the attention of delegates who supported U.S. Sen. John McCain of Arizona.

Look, I appreciate the Paultards’ organizational ability - I wish “we” were better at it ourselves. But this is ridiculous - Ron Paul was on the ballot and the VOTERS DECIDED. John McCain is the choice of the majority of Republicans, and that is the party for which we have chosen a nominee. Not The Ron Paul Party.

Paul, who came in second in the Nevada caucuses, actively worked to ensure his supporters attended both the county and state conventions.

His contingent came to the state convention prepared for battle. They had a row of printers to print ballots for their supporters to the national convention. They set up a communications network using text messages to cell phones to make sure everyone voted correctly on motions that would benefit their effort. And they scoured the rules for opportunities to level the playing field.

“On the one side you have a candidate with principles, on the other side you have Tammany Hall,” said Kelly Edinger, a Reno Paul supporter. “I’m in it for Ron Paul. I still believe he can win.“

Do you really want crazed, delusional hooligans raising hell at the convention?

If you care about this, get active. If not, be prepared for the National Convention to be overrun with anarchists. We have our nominee and that isn’t going to change, but they will do everything they can to hijack, subvert, and disrupt the formal nomination process at the convention. Keep your eye on your state’s delegation, because things could get stupid really fast.

Patrick Ruffini knows what can happen.

But by far the biggest impact delegates can have is through floor demonstrations. In some ways, their reactions to the speeches set the tone for the convention, amplifying messages from the stage. Remember how Pat Buchanan enraptured the floor at the 1992 convention but lost the country? Or how the Texas delegates turned their backs on gay Republican Congressman Jim Kolbe in 2000? Now, imagine, Paul loyalists get 20-30% of the seats on the floor in St. Paul, controlling delegations like Missouri, with a significant presence in Minnesota, with closest promixity to the stage. Can the speakers safely voice a pro-victory message in Iraq without a significant amount of boos and catcalls? How will this look on television? And don’t forget, national conventions are also heaven for reporters trolling for off-message quotes from delegates.

It’s our own fault, y’all.

I can’t fault them, can you? Dodging on loyalty oaths aside, all they are doing is Grassroots Organizing 101. Even the social conservatives who traditionally filled this role have punted, drifting into lifestyle-based forms of self-identification. What is remarkable is that this is being pulled off by an historically smaller and smaller base of people using the Internet. All because the regular Republican organization across the country is demoralized, demobilized, and eviscerated.

Read the whole thing. Get off your butts and take back the party. Quit complaining about how it’s too “RINO” if you aren’t willing to do something. If you don’t take back the GOP, real RINOs will.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again until it sinks in: when you disengage and do nothing, you GET nothing. That goes for your level of support for John McCain, too - if you do nothing but hold your nose and vote, how on earth are you ever going to have your voices heard? People have complained for years about the influence of the “Religious Right” on the party (whether you agree with that or not), but they’re organized and at least until now, have reliably made their views relevant by donating, organizing, and activism - at a level disproportionate to their numbers. And now we have the paleolibertarian truthiness wing of conservatism speaking up. If they were to get behind McCain, they’d have a voice in a McCain administration too (of course, they won’t get behind him, because just like RP, they’re ineffectual absolutists). We of the “Silent Majority” can afford to be silent no more, not in the age of the internet and instant communications.

Pinging Nice Deb and This Ain’t Hell so they get this update to their posts.

stein hoist Thanks to my friend Ralph, for the tip on the news from Nevada.

Paultards trying to subvert the National Convention for their guy

I saw this at Digg (where else?) last week, but ignored it after burying it. It seems, though, that Paultards are quite serious about hijacking the Republican Convention. If you don’t want to see the “plan” at the Paultards’ blogs, read it here. Snip:

*The Strategy:*

The strategy therefore must be to get as many Ron Paul delegates selected to represent their states at the National Convention.

That means our delegates need to stay low-key.

Resolutions are a dead giveaway, especially when they are fought over things like opposition to the war, or abolishing the Federal Reserve and the IRS, all signature issues of Ron Paul.

So, the best plan is to shut up, move along, do what you have to do to get selected, sign the pledge to “support” McCain (it doesn’t say you promise not to abstain!) and just get in short of outright lying, of course.

If there are any ethical concerns about this supposed “stealth tactic,” think about what ethical concerns you may have if you allow McCain to become president by your inaction. [Continue reading...]

Ethics? We don’t need no stinkin’ ethics! It’s REVOLUTION! Forget about the sheeple’s votes, this is a coup!
/vomiting

At least one person is fighting back. Heather Johnson of Moms4Mitt.com:

I am a Mitt fan and have a blog for his support. But I have also pledged on my blog my support for McCain as a our GOP nominee. I am trying to do my part in stopping these Ron Paul fans from overtaking the convention with their agenda nonsense and just get McCain officially nominated.

Heather is trying to just GET to the convention, but she needs help (financially) getting there. If you can drop a few shekels her way, you’ll be doing your part to shut up these asshat Paultards. Make no mistake, they are extremely well-organized (online activity and caucus results should tell you that much) and you can be sure they’ll make their presence known at the National Convention. Unless you want to see the GOP have an even more f’d up convention than it looks like the Dems will have, the Paultard kiddies must be stopped.

Ron Paul has even given tacit support to this idea (or that’s how it’ll be read by his fanatic supporters), while leaving his options open for a third party run:

“I’ll be very cautious about what I do,” he said, noting his effort to encourage his supporters to get involved with their local Republican committee.

And you know Ron Paul–he’s a stickler for the last letter of the Constitution. If it can be interpreted to allow this “loophole” that can get him nominated–or at the very least, create chaos–it’s A-OK. He’ll say this is exactly what the Constitution was designed for. (Nevermind the votes for the candidates–the votes for delegates matter more? LOL.)

Please help Heather out - I absolutely vouch for her honesty and ethics 100%. She needs help getting to the Convention, and we need to put the final nail in the Paultard coffin of crazy once and for all.

Ron Paul Revolution = OVER

Democrat Kier O’Neil sets up phony “Nazi Skinheads for McCain”

Jaw-droppingly stupid stunt.

A political group registered last week with the Internal Revenue Service, “Nazi Skinheads for McCain 2008,” is aimed at skewering the presumptive Republican nominee, not backing him, an organizer said yesterday.

“I’m not a Nazi skinhead. I’m not a McCain supporter, either,” an unemployed software designer from Jacksonville, Fla., Kier O’Neil told The New York Sun Tuesday. “I’m kind of a disaffected Republican. I would rather have pretty much anybody in office than to have a Republican back in office.”

“Disaffected Republican.” Riiiiiight. What an idiot. Hello, Kier O’Neil. How’s that volunteer work for the Democrats working out for you?