Archive for the 'White Trash Wednesday' Category
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Tennessee wedding photos
- Posted by Martin on October 7th, 2007 filed in Funny, General, Martin, White Trash Wednesday
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Bumpernuts
- Posted by Sparta on September 3rd, 2007 filed in General, WTF, White Trash Wednesday
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Yes, I still can post here
- Posted by MacStansbury on May 2nd, 2007 filed in Funny, John, Video, White Trash Wednesday
- 6 Comments »
White Trash Wednesday: Kid Rock does the news
- Posted by Beth on January 3rd, 2007 filed in Celebrities, Cotillion, General, Journalism, Video, WTF, White Trash Wednesday
- 1 Comment »
Go Against The Grain Until The End
- Posted by Vinnie on October 31st, 2006 filed in General, The War, WTF, White Trash Wednesday
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WTW WTF!!!
- Posted by Beth on October 19th, 2006 filed in General, White Trash Wednesday
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Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
- Posted by Martin on October 3rd, 2006 filed in General, Martin, White Trash Wednesday
- 4 Comments »
I heard y’all could audition this shi’ite for free!
- Posted by Beth on September 13th, 2006 filed in Funny, General, Things I Love, Video, White Trash Wednesday
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WTW PSA
- Posted by Beth on September 13th, 2006 filed in Funny, General, Things I Love, White Trash Wednesday
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White Trash Wednesday… in Paris!
- Posted by Beth on September 6th, 2006 filed in General, White Trash Wednesday
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White Trash Wednesday: Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton
- Posted by Beth on August 16th, 2006 filed in General, Stupid, WTF, White Trash Wednesday
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WTW: OMIGALL YA’LL
- Posted by Beth on August 2nd, 2006 filed in General, Video, White Trash Wednesday
- 3 Comments »
White Trash Wednesday: The World Cup
- Posted by Beth on July 12th, 2006 filed in Funny, General, Video, White Trash Wednesday
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Kick K-Fed’s ass!
- Posted by Beth on June 28th, 2006 filed in Funny, General, White Trash Wednesday
- 9 Comments »
Dead White Trash
- Posted by Beth on May 26th, 2006 filed in General, White Trash Wednesday
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And they’re real.
Will someone please explain to me why anyone would need this dangling from his or her bumper?
Maybe a woman would want it to serve as a warning? Or to display it like a “scalp?”
Just trying to classy up the place a bit. That should do it.
(I’m pretty sure this is a repost, but what the heck?)
Oh, and there’s this. I’m just sayin’.
I forgot about this (I meant to post it last week or something), but Phin jogged my memory today with this at Agent Bedhead.
Cotillion classes my ass, pal. :mrgreen:
My latest.

HAY YA;LL’S!!!! I NO IT AINT WENSDAY NO MORE BUTT DAM I JUST GOT IN FROM MY NU JOB DANCIN!!!
HAY I JUST WANNA SAY I WANT’S ME A SALLAMI SAMMICH BUTT I AINT WANT NO DIPERHEAD SALLAMI SALLAMI!!! WARE’S THAT GOOD OLE PIRATTE MAN NE-WAYZ??? AND NE-WAYZ I NO ALLA BOUT TORCHER CUZ I GOT’S ME A TORCHER RITE ON MY FRONT PORCHER AT MY TRAILOR IT KEEP’S THEM SKEETERS AWAYS. SO THAIR. SO I AINT NO’IN WHY SOME SALAMY SALAMMI MAN IS TALKIN BOUT TORCHERS!????!
OH YAH AND I HAD 2 STOP IN AND SAY HAY CUZ I SEE MISS BETH THAT BITCH SHE DONE GOT WIF THE PROGGRAM ON THAT CREEPEY MR ROGERS JUST LIKE I DONE WAY BACK WHEN!!! LOLL!!!! AND I SEE MR ROGERS HE IS STILL A FAT BIATCH AND NEED A GODAMM JENNY CREG MAKE-OVOR!!!! LOLL!!! AND A HARE CLUB FOR MEN MAKE OVOR TO!!!! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!1
HAY MEBBE MR ROGERS NEED’S SOME SALLAMMI CUZ HE CAINT FIND NONE UNDER ALLA THEM ROLL’S! GIT IT? LOLL!!!
STANKY BIATCH!!!!
LOVE
BEULAH MAE!!!!!!!
(DID YA’LLS MISS ME???)
Slick Willie is just pure class.
“I met Bill Clinton once but he didn’t really talk — he was hitting on my wife,” Kutcher told Leno.
What a delight. And kudos to Ashton Kutcher for saying as much. Maybe Demi is a conservative, maybe Kutcher too.
Kutcher said although the three were all sat at a table next to each other he felt like “the invisible man”.
Today’s public service announcement, courtesy of the inimitable Betty Butterfield!
Thank you, Miss Betty! xoxoxo!
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Oh, how the mighty have fallen…
After a video surfaced of Paris Hilton snubbing Tara Reid because Tara couldn’t get into Hyde in Los Angeles last week, we now have pictures of Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis being denied entrace to Bungalow 8 in New York after the MTV VMA’s. That’s karma for you.
Sorry, baby, we don’t let the riff-raff in this club. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Awww, poor Paris. * snort *
Found that via some irate commenters at Perez Hilton’s–in a wickedly awful (but funny!) Lindsay Lohan “firecrotch” (NSFW) post. (Talk about White Trash Wednesday, with that chick!)
Maybe Perez Hilton isn’t “fair and balanced” (get a load of the pissed-off commenters! wtf!), but me? I’m an equal-opportunity celebritard basher. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, the Twin Goddesses of White Trash Wednesday.
[This WTW post is dedicated to idiotarian commenter "Shy Princess."]

Jesus, this chick is frightening.
Somebody feed the girl a Big Mac or five. She’s going to end up dead if she keeps losing weight.
:shock:
Oh wait, here she is having some pizza. I’m guessing that’s this week’s meal?
Nicole, dear; I know you want to be thin. That’s fine, but you are sick. And no, little girl, nobody’s telling you this because they are jealous–I know some people do that, but you’re past the level of thinness where anyone would be “jealous.” You looked fine here, but now, it’s just sad.
In related news, Nicole’s ex-friend Paris Hilton, White Trash Princess:
PARIS Hilton plans to go without sex for A YEAR as part of a “no-bonking” pact with pals.
The blonde heiress has formed a “single girls club” with friends including tennis champ Serena Williams, 24.
The bet is to see who can last the longest without sex as they put their work first.
Singer and actress Paris, 25, who claims to have slept with just two men, said: “I’m not doing it with anyone. I want to concentrate on work. I’ll kiss, but nothing else.”
BWAHAHAHAHAA!!! Puhleeeze, if she’s saying “just two men,” which sounds like total bullshi’ite, who’s gonna believe she’s going to do without for a year? Obviously nobody knows if that’s true or not except Paris, but come on. “Just two,” and she has to have a contest to see who can go without the longest? That’s what’s funny about the pathologically stupid; they don’t have a clue what it’s like to have enough brains to see how stupid people like her are.
Gawd, celebrities make me cringe.

HAAAYYY YA’LL’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NO YA’LLL’S BEN MISSIN’ ME AND ALL!!!! I BEN BIZZY IN DA HIZZY WHAT KIN I SAY YALL!!
BUTT MANELY IM HEAR TO TELL YALL’S ABOUT THIS NU CHICK IN TH TRAILOR PARK HUR NAME IS FOXXXY SHE THANK SHE GONNA MOVE IN ON MY TARITOREY WITH THE MENS THAT LIVE HEAR!!!! C I NO HER CUZ WE WUZ AT AUBURN 2GETHOR AND SHE DONE TRY’D TO STEEL MY BOY FIEREND’S ALLA THA DADGUM TIME!!!! SADIE LOU AND RAY DAWN YA’LL’S BETTOR WATCH OUT FER THIS WON!!! AND NO I AINT LETTIN U BORRY MY HOT ROLLOR’S CUZ MY GURL SADIEE LOU DONE BORRY’D THEM AND AINT GIVE ‘EM BACK EVEN YET!!!! BUTT SINCE IM A HAIR DRESSOR I GIT’S 2 USE THEM WON’S AT WORK BUTT THAT AINT NO X-QSE!
BUTT HAY FOXXXY U AINT ALL THAT EVERY 1 NO’S IM THE FOXXXXEEST GURL IN THE TRAILOR PARK AND AT ABURUN AND ILL KICK UR BONEY LIL ASS IF U TRY NE-THANG WITH MY MAN’S!!! AND I ALLAYS NO WAHT 2 TALK ABOUT FOXXXY U JUST STICK 2 UR OWN NU BOYFRIEND’S AND WI’LL BE KOOL AIGHT?!!
HAY LOOKY YA’LLS I DONE FINDED FOXXXY’S NU BOYFIREND ON THE NUZ!!!!
Sorry, y’all–BEULAH MAE!!! is suffering blog burnout, but she’ll be back eventually. So in lieu of BEULAH MAE!!! today, I give you: Vinnie and Preston Jackie and Dunlap, on The World Cup. Or as I prefer to call it, The World Crap. (OK, I’m glad Italy beat * spit * Fwance * spit *, but really, I don’t give a shi’ite about soccer.)
And for any Cluetards out there: these guys are not “white trash.” They’re rednecks. Good ol’ boys. OK, maybe Jackie is sorta WT, with the godawful overalls & shi’ite. :mrgreen:
Thanks to the closeted White Trash Princess Cassandra for the video link! (”Denial” ain’t just BEULAH MAE’s ex-cousin-in-law’s name, Cassandra…)
Now go see some of the other trashy folks from the from the trailer park:

Go on, give it your best White Trash Wednesday shot. Finish him!
More White Trash fun at Hot Air!
UPDATE: Oh my GOD. I love Harper’s Bazaar magazine, but I am on the verge of canceling my subscription. Last month, Lindsey Lohan was on the cover. I thought I had been accidentally sent an issue of “Nasty Skank” or something. But THIS–THIS is outrageous.
Tags: celebrities, celebritards, idiots, Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, games
I think this might be the new Official Mission Statement™ for White Trash Wednesday:
Dude, it’s time. Girls, you too. Time to pack up the whole in-your-face, raw, hyper-sexualized, porno, skater, white trash, open wounds, self-effacing, Jackass, loose ethics, 80’s bar mitzvah disco, and party-till-you vomit movement, aesthetic and attitude. Go on, scram. Beat it. We don’t want you hanging around anymore.
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Try to have the decency to fade into the night and be remembered by your own kids in twenty years. God knows you took enough pictures. They’ll be yawning at yet another flash-saturated shot of you getting your boobs sucked by strangers in a crowded Brooklyn bar.
I only wish I had put it so succinctly myself. So perfect I couldn’t wait until Wednesday to post it.
For those of you who never quite “got” the concept of White Trash Wednesday, and for those who live it.



























