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Need a good laugh?

Updated links after youtube pulled a couple.

Here’s a couple.
First, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

A true recycle program:

This one is for the Michigan fans on this site. I give you the Ohio State baby:

Stole this one from DJ Allyn from the Rott. One of the ultimate practical jokes.

Finally all this guy has to do is go to a Chinese restaurant and speak fake Chinese to the wait staff and he’s my dad. This is the kind of things my dad would do, God rest his soul…

A little humor for a distraction

Friday Night Fun

Wow. Just Wow

Presented without comment, one truly inspirational video.

Video Fun

A couple cool vids that I came across while cruising YouTube.

First a snail eating lettuce. It’s way cool and has some good music to it too!

This next one reminds me of those Hollywood types that attack paparazzi. Presenting a spider attacking a camera:

This cat snags a bat out of mid air. It has to jump 4 feet plus to snag it too. The camera is sideways, but still, pretty amazing. And if you think the bat is a toy, one of the “reply” videos is the cat eating the bat.

Finally, since I play on an adult soccer league and totally blow chunks at it (I am definitely the weakest link), here are some professionals making me feel a bit better about my bad play.

Stimulus fallout

Stimulus fallout. Hmm. Sounds like a disease caused by masturbation. Interesting. Anyway, Chris is having major ADD this week. I started out on Sister Toldjah’s website and on it she had a link to a clip of Falling Down. I watched the clip then watched several more and one stood out to me.

Obama is supposedly sending dollars into infrastructure for roads and all. You just know that when the democrat state governments get hold of that cash, they’ll make sure their “base” roads are taken care of and the areas that need it the most will still go untouched. It happens here in North Carolina all the time. The burbs where highway 485 runs are 2 measly lanes and one of the most important patches remains incomplete. All those patches run through pretty red counties here in NC. But over in Raleigh, where there are blue counties, there is a brand new 4 lane each way highway that connects 2 small cities. Less than 8000 cars a day will use that road and it gets 8 total lanes. Democrats making sure their support gets rewarded.

Anyway, I digress. I am just wondering if we’ll have a D-fens stepping up to make waves like this:

Doubt it, but hey, we can dream. And while we’re dreaming, here’s my other favorite parts of that great movie. Oh, by the way, there’s a sequel of it coming out.

um, a pole dancing competition?

There is not nudity in the below video but she is in a bikini. So, probably not good for work viewing. This is Felix. Felix is a pole dancer. Well, that’s what they call it. Did you know there’s a national competition for these things? They have competitions for everything. Anyway, the purpose of a pole dance is to be sexy, but when this woman is holding herself on the pole just by her legs, all I can think is, go to bed with her and she’ll cut you in half. It’s not so much a stripper dance as it is the Mrs. Charles Atlas body builders trying to be hot. Call me crazy, but this pole dance is more a gymnastics routine than a seduction. Yeah, yeah, I know. Slow goings on a Saturday evening.

Geeks and their toys

Presented for your enjoyment, Jeff Larson’s and Steve Ward’s musical tesla coils.

And the Sugar Plum Fairy

Hot girl solo action

So, when the days are slow and all you’re doing is AI chats with some occaisional political drama, it becomes time for desparate measures. So, hitting the gutter, I bring you hot girl solo action. I have it below the fold so that way if you are offended by such things, you can switch off of here without seeing it. I will forgo the under 18 warning as kids under 18 don’t read our site and if they do, well, this isn’t anything they haven’t seen before. So if you want to see hot solo girl action, click the video and enjoy. She groans and grunts and watch her legs when she hits that certain spot. Oh, and for all you new people who googled into here, hit the sponsors links. Thanks

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The most amazing five and a half minutes you’ll see in a long time

Seriously. Watch this guy. I didn’t know bikes and bikers could do this. I love how he goes up a tree in the beginning. Just wow.

What did they do with the body?

Let’s put this one up in honor of Emperor Misha over at the Rott. Goblin decides to rob a store. Goblin gets distracted. Store person decides rather than call police, he’ll handle it. By the time the store clerk is done, the goblin is probably begging for police. He doesn’t get his wish. Last we see of the goblin, he is being pulled off to the back unwillingly. Hopefully he was in for some Jack Bauer treatment! I love the smell of justice doled out in self defense! The fun begins at about the 2:00 minute mark. Enjoy!