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We get David Archuleta and Jason Castro, Britain gets Paul Potts and Faryl Smith

GAWD. American Idol is simply the worst crap ever, especially this year.

How is it that Simon Cowell is on both American Idol and Britain’s Got Talent, and we end up with the lamest, most boring shit ever? David “Susan” Archuleta, Jason Poopy Castro, and David Cook and his Plastic Hair? (Syesha is nothing special either, although I voted ten times for her last night because of my violent hatred for the two Davids.)

Compare with this from Faryl Smith (only 12 years old!) on Britain’s Got Talent:

Screw you, American Idol. I am officially pissed.

To Chris & everyone from last night’s live-blog: Sorry I missed the live-blog; I was busy getting Jane’s website (Armies of Liberation) redone and wasn’t at a good stopping point. (Go look!) I still have some more finishing touches to do here and there, but it’s basically finished. :)

Anyway, I did watch/cringe during last night’s show, and I can only say this: WORST SEASON EVER. I hate everyone who voted for the two Davids almost as much as I hate everyone who kept Poopy around as long as he was. Syesha is boring as hell, but she’s nowhere near as bad as the others. Tonight will be a new low in vicious bile-spewing in our live-blog. Sixty Minute Hate.
TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!

American Idol - Worst Season Ever

stein hoist Thanks to c.a. Marks for the Faryl Smith video! (via email)

Johnny’s Mom

I love this video. :)

Happy Mother’s Day, everyone! Be sure to read Chris’ Mother’s Day post! It’s awesome.

Go visit some of my favorite moms and wish them a Happy Mother’s Day today, okay? (List below the break.) They’re not ALL moms, but they all deserve well wishes today. :)

Barack Obama’s Jedi Mind Tricks

Also commonly known as “groupthink” or “brainwashing.”

That’s funny, but the idea of Barack Obama as President isn’t funny. I got the following via email and it sums up neatly why Barack Obama is WRONG FOR AMERICA, and the agenda for which he’s using his “Jedi Mind Tricks.”

Policy wise, Obama will push us gleefully towards socialism, which cannot be good to the average blue collar worker, teacher or trucker, much less business owner or corporation. His policies will cause gas prices to skyrocket even higher and faster than they currently are. He is opposed to drilling for more oil. He is in favor of more regulation, and even thinks he is smart enough to determine the salaries of CEO’s.

On abortion he has a 100% National Abortion Rights Action League (NARAL) rating. He is in favor of partial birth abortion, supports transporting minors across state lines for abortions, and is against holding accountable doctors who fail to provide treatment for babies born live after botched abortions.

On taxes he wants to eliminate the Bush tax cuts and will be happy as a clam to raise them. He is so far out of touch with reality that he doesn’t even think “we the people” want our taxes reduced.

On crime, he is against stiffer penalties against gang members, supports needle exchanges and is soft on sex predators.

On health care, he is a Hillary clone, and wants to create universal health care, which is just another term for socialized medicine…which hasn’t worked anywhere its been tried.

On education he supports sex education for grade schoolers and thinks anyone with a B average or above should get free college.

On guns, Barack is so extreme he doesn’t even put his position up on his campaign website. He proclaims his support for the Second Amendment, but is working hard to turn America into a “gun free” zone, where self defense is outlawed. Naturally, he is against concealed weapons.

Most politicians would be sunk with friends like Barack’s.

His associations with his pals are amazing — Jeremiah Wright, his spiritual mentor thinks God should damn America. Weather Underground member Bill Ayers, now a college professor stomps on the American flag and declares he wished he would have set off more bombs.

Barack’s pal Frank Marshall Davis who he looked upon as “father” is an anti-Christian radical and member of the Communist Party USA, while his official campaign blogger’s work appeared in a socialist magazine and he had a communist flag at his home.

Tony Rezko, of course is still in trouble with the law. Code Pink founder Jodie Evans not only raised money for Barack, but also for Islamic radicals in Iraq.

Is this guy actually qualified to be President?

Of course not, in the traditional sense. He got educated, has no business experience, cut his teeth as a community activist, breezed through a stint in the Illinois state legislature, and spent two years as a U.S. Senator.

“Qualification” when it comes to politics is different than the real world. Qualified to run for office merely means that you have connections, you have a fundraising base and you have supporters. That’s it. Many of us don’t, nor do we necessarily have the desire. But he does, and he has it all in a major way.

Is he actually ready to be Commander in Chief, to be the leader of the free world, to be the true hope of those living under oppression? Well, if you put it that way, the answer is no. His solution to Iran, radical Islam and the terrorists running rampant in Iraq and Afghanistan is to sit down and talk with them. He doesn’t get it. They are done talking.

Barack is a liberal forged from the same molten fire deep within the same mountain as Hillary Clinton. And since he is, and since she is so prominent, you’d think the Democrats would want a Hillary/Barack ticket, and not Barack at the top of the heap. After all, that would be the safest bet.

But no, Democrats are jumping ship on Hillary and swimming over to the S.S. Obama. Why? Almost nothing can explain it. . . except one thing.

And I am telling you it is not the obvious. It is not Barack’s message of Hope and Change that has struck a chord. No, just about every Democrat has been selling that same old swill for years.

Everyone knows that “Hope” to a Democrat means more money from you going to the government.

Everyone also knows that “Change” to a Democrat means jettisoning the Free Enterprise system and exchanging it for socialism.

Remember that.

(Cross-posted at McCain Blogs)

Another Obama supporter BUSTED electioneering

Remember this incident where an Obama supporter was videotaped electioneering inside the polling place?

They got another one.

Not that I’m surprised - everyone knows how this kind of thing has always been going on with the Democrats forever. It’s just sort of shocking to actually SEE it, especially with it being done so brazenly. Bitch can’t even pretend she didn’t know, because she hid when election officials came around, and got defensive with the people filming. Bitch.

I’m going to make sure I get placed in heavily Democratic precincts on election day when I volunteer to do poll-watching. I’ve always been sitting at the mind-numbingly boring ones where nothing is going on. Not any more.

Y’all might want to think about volunteering to poll-watch in your area, too, at least for a couple hours. There’s nothing to it, and someone’s got to keep these criminals from cheating like they always do. Apparently these jackasses that got caught on film are used to being “watched” by accomplices. Idiots. Stupid, clueless, bassackwards, dishonest, low-life idiots. You’ve gotta love that they’re caught on film, being shown to the world on YouTube. Finally.

(Cross-posted at McCain Blogs)

Can We Ask? YES WE CAN!

I have questions for Barack Obama.

1. Since you have said you will sit down with our enemies and you belong to a church that has printed Hamas propaganda, why would you find it surprising that Hamas supports you? More importantly, why do you find it “flattering,” but complain when it’s mentioned by others?

NOBAMA no questions no answers no vote 2. Why do you demand one set of rules for opponents, but live by the complete opposite of those rules? Why do you demand civility from your opponent, then you attack him, distort his record and send out surrogates to question his integrity? Are you a liar, a hypocrite, or both?

3. Considering the fact that 1) you may be the most pro-abortion person on Capitol Hill, and 2) you equated pro-life Senator Tom Coburn with a terrorist, I must ask: would you belong to a church for 20 years that had opposition to abortion as a fundamental value and focus of activism?

Oh, I have plenty more questions to ask, but I’ll have to ask more of them later. Maybe I’ll make this a regular thing, since there’s a whole website set up for the purpose of asking Barry questions. Not that I expect to be given answers, since we all know how irritable he gets about being asked questions. Thou shalt not question thy Obamessiah!

Boohoo Obama

Can we ask? Yes we can!

(Video added)

Mike Gravel and Obama Girl

And you thought Mike Gravel’s videos couldn’t get any more bizarre.

Yes We Shall!

Really, that stupid, overhyped will.i.am video is just perfect for parody. LOL

stein hoist Tech Republican

Got plans on May 10th?

Make plans, if something is happening in your area. Get your Halloween masks out - we are ALL Anonymous. Background at Wikipedia (caveat lector - it’s often tainted by Scientologists).

Please re-post this!

Transcript below the break.

If that doesn’t get your attention, maybe this will, from a Catholic forum: A Catholic Call to Arms: Coerced Abortions in Scientology - READ IT.

Message to teh Internets from Anonymous:

A message to all Internet Citizens

So you want to join Project Chanology eh? Fight the good fight for the Internet? Or perhaps you are a skeptic, doubtful we can do anything? I won’t lie to you. I am an /i/nsurgent first, a /b/tard second, and an all around Anonymous, but I know that for a fight against the Beast it will take more than what every chan combined can muster. We might be rivals; hell, we might hate each other’s guts, but this goes beyond just us. The people of the Internet, Anonymous, LLers, the Goons of SA, OTers who were previously thwarted in an attempted stunt at the Mission: Impossible 3 opening, the YTMNDers, various hacker groups, trolls of the world, the GameFAQs members, the Gaians, the eBaumers, and the Mxicans; us old time Internet users, and the newest of noobs, the YouTubers and MySpacers, must band together for a fight that transcends our differences and takes us to a level beyond our individual selves. When things happen to Scientology, like that South Park episode or Tom Cruise going insane on Oprah’s show, Scientology loses lots of credibility. We need to finish that off, or leave it open for the major media to deliver the coup-de-grace.

Let’s do this. Together.

Another great reason: http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/ CRAZY PEOPLE FOR THE LULZ

The fight to get the truth out will go on however.

Informative BBC Panorama documentary “Scientology and Me”: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-126281853779690652

Another video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsHZqVGDRq0

PS. Beware of Scientologist misinformation. Watch out for YouTube videos claiming to be Anonymous that are suspiciously out of character. These videos may be harmful to our cause.

Please re-post this!

NEXT PROTEST: MAY 10

NUMBERS WERE DOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD AT THE APRIL 12 PROTESTS
WE NEED TO RALLY AND MAINTAIN OUR COMMITTMENT TO EXPOSE THE CRIMES, HUMAN-RIGHTS VIOLATIONS AND DEATHS ENDEMIC IN THIS CULT
WE CANNOT LET SCIENTOLOGY OFF THE HOOK

To the Leaders of Scientology and the General Public:
We are Anonymous.
We support the right of all people to worship freely, to read and write freely, to think, speak and assemble freely.
We do not support the right of a corrupt and self-serving corporation to hide abuse, exploitation and bigotry behind the cloak of religion.
We have stood up, in February and March and in April, to protest the crimes and abuses of the Church of Scientology and the Religious Technology Center.
These protests were entirely peaceful, with the intent of carrying our message to the public in a non-violent and entertaining matter.
However, the leaders of the Church of Scientology, seeing a threat to their control of the Church’s followers have retaliated, not with reasoned arguments like civilized people, but with their tactics of old, the tactics of back-alley thugs: stalking, harassment, and defamation.
The Church used to call these tactics Fair Game, but the name was revoked due to “public relations” concerns. It is unknown what this Policy is called now, but the Church teaches that L. Ron Hubbard’s teachings are perfect, that the Church is perfect, and anyone attacking the Church or the “Tech” is a criminal, and must be eliminated by any means necessary, including the falsification of evidence, intimidation, and murder. This is no way for a modern religion to behave in a climate of religious tolerance. Any true faith group, respectful of other beliefs and mindful of its place in the marketplace of ideas, would not act this way. The Church leadership’s blatant attempts to suppress ideas that it disagrees with shows its insecurity, paranoia and intolerance.
In retaliation for peacefully and lawfully using their human rights of freedom of speech, thought, and expression, the Church of Scientology has attacked these individuals. Many have been defamed, called terrorists and bigots, several have been arrested on faked evidence. One’s cat was poisoned, simply to send him a lesson. He was later arrested on falsified charges of ‘Criminal Threats.’ At a peaceful protest in Los Angeles, an Anonymous was followed by men with signs bearing his picture, full name, and home address. A third has been harassed mercilessly, including multiple phone calls to his 82-year old grandmother. These tactics have been favored by the Church since the days of Paulette Cooper, an investigative reporter who was defamed, harassed, sued, and framed for terrorism charges, as part of what the Church called “Operation Freak-out.” Since then, dozens of people have been subject to the Church’s vengeance, for merely speaking out and exercising their human rights.
Thus, in the month of May we will stand in support of all of those, past and present, who have faced harm physical, mental, and financial as a result of standing for what they believe in. We stand for Paulette Cooper, Shaun Lonsdale, and the Anonymous unmasked by the malignant actions of the Church of Scientology’s corrupt and despotic leadership.
We are Anonymous.
We are SP’s.
We are legion.
We do not forgive your crimes.
We do not forget your victims.

Scientology sculpts your poop into voodoo dolls of the GooGoo Dolls!

And it will make your lungs turn into the scrotum of Xenu! Thank you, L. Ron Hubbard!

(And I thought Ace had the strangest video of the day? Well, maybe.)

Sorry I’ve been scarce - I’m completely distracted with other stuff today.

love in the air

I popped this up during the AI chat last week. Beth thought it worthy of an imbed so here it is.

Remember though, it is better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with some freaking psycho for the rest of your life…

Cheers!

9/11 Truth Finally Revealed!

HAHAHAHAHAHA 9/11 TROOF!!1!!11

For extra laughs, look at the angry retarded troofers in the YouTube comments. (Trust me, there are few things as fun as getting troofers upset.)

stein hoist b3ta

Note: Do not feed troofer trolls here. Just mock them. They are impervious to logic and/or anything that proves they are wrong. Believe me, it’s not worth your time. BTDT, got the “government shill/bury brigade” moniker at Digg to show for it. I know Google will be bringing the idiots here, so consider it Google’s entertainment gift to us, at least until I get tired of them and start lowering the banhammer on troofers.

Slurs from Clintonista Mickey Kantor in ‘92 about Indiana: Real or fake? Original clip from the War Room found: FAKE!

WOW. I just saw this at Rightwingsparkle.

Denials at the Politico:

I just spoke to D.A. Pennebaker, the director of “The War Room,” who said his film had been doctored to produce a widely-viewed YouTube clip.
[...]
“He does not say that. He does not say that,” said Pennebaker, after viewing the clip.

He said the initial expletive referred to the anticipated reaction in the Bush White House to the fact that Ross Perot’s polling numbers were holding strong.

“What he says is he’s surprised Perot’s numbers are holding,” said Pennebaker in a brief phone interview. “He says they must be shi**ing in the White House.”

The second expletive, he said, appeared to have been entirely fabricated, with new audio dubbed onto the original movie.

Ace said the whole film is available online, and I just found the clip from the original film. Look around 4:35.

I can’t tell what he’s saying in the alleged “special N-word” part (”How would you like to be a worthless white n****r”). You decide.

(Update to add this audio clip, via The Politico.)

(End update)

Kantor denies (obviously):

Kantor, on Friday, insisted that the latter part of his statement never took place and that it made no sense for him to use such language.

“Indiana was not even on our radar screen,” he said, “And I was talking about the polling and not the people… If you look at The War Room, this is not the way Carville or George interpreted my statement. This is frankly libelous.”

Kantor said he was in the process of contacting “the best” libel lawyers to approach YouTube.com about the process of removing the video from its site. He suggested that The Huffington Post, too, should not print even his defense, as it would be an advancement of a non-story.

“I don’t need to be defended,” he wrote. “When you write it, what you are doing is extended the libel.”

While Kantor said he had no idea who was behind the video or what intent he or she might have, he offered that political motives were at play.

Ya think?

I have to say, it seems pretty damn implausible that Kantor would say “worthless white n****rs” or refer to voters as “shit” with a camera in front of his face. Sounds like a fake story to me.
It’ll be fun finding out who in the Obama cult cooked up this scheme.

UPDATE: Well, you can see the original video has been taken down already. Second thoughts after a threat of a libel lawsuit? ~~Heh. Here’s what the person who posted it (indy007q) says, though:~~

According to this video Bill Clinton Campaign Chairman and Hillary Clinton ‘08 Advisor Mickey Kantor tells George Stephanapoulos and James Carville: “Look at Indiana…it doesn’t matter if we win. Those people are shit. How would you like to be a worthless white ni**er?”

But over HuffPo, Sam Stein, who initially broke this story, now says that Kantor’s racial slur is a hoax. Kantor has yet to deny calling Indianans “shit,” however.

UPDATE: At Politico, Ben Smith just talked to D.A. Pennebaker, who directed “The War Room.” Pennebaker said that the “shit” expletive referred to the Bush reaction in the White House.

“What he says is he’s surprised Perot’s numbers are holding,” said Pennebaker in a brief phone interview. “He says they must be shi**ing in the White House.”

Pennebaker said the racial slur was entirely fabricated.

No comment on the racial slur from indy007q? And he’s still going with Kantor calling Indianans (and not the pollsters or the Bush ‘41 people) “shit?” What chutzpah.

Sorry, that’s NOT from indy007q; that’s just some guy who posted it at his “blog” at Bravenewfilms. Apparently HE believes it, though. Idiot. I’m getting sloppy with this shit, moving too fast.

The mystery: who is indy007q?

Detroit City Councilman Monica Conyers Gets Schooled

Kierra Bell for Detroit City Council!

BTW, Monica Conyers is Rep. John Conyers’ wife. (Do a Google search on her for more fun.)

Two postscripts:

1. Based on a couple of the YouTube comments, I probably need to put a warning here (thanks, Google): racist shit in the comments will be deleted, and I’d refer you to Miss Kierra Bell for remedial education. Racists get the banhammer.

2. Why is Charlie the Unicorn in the related videos? Who cares! I ♥ Charlie the Unicorn!

stein hoist TC (here)

Moveon.org & the DNC: 100 Years of Stupid

The Stupid.

That one’s from the DNC, not MoveOn.org, but what’s the difference? Not to worry, though, moveon.org has released their own “100 years” strawman ad called “Candles.” Really, if this “100 years” strawman is the best they’ve got (and it appears to be their election strategy, along with “McSame” - LOL), I’m thinking we’ve got smooth sailing on the horizon. Obviously the libs really do believe voters are too stupid to figure out that it’s dishonest nonsense.

But for the libtards’ benefit (since they apparently are that stupid), a little fact checking is in order. Not that MoveOn or the DNC care about those pesky things called “facts.”

Please, Democrats, do stick with that strawman campaign!

Vote Democrat

On Wright’s “missing context” argument and “attacking the black church”

I think Reverend Wright has made the point a thousand times now–as has Barack Obama and his disciples–that we (the detractors) are taking things out of context. This is the most profoundly stupid argument I’ve heard, and it’s in fact yet another insult to imply such a thing.

Do they think we’re stupid? I thought so at first–that they thought we’d just accept that argument and not bother looking at “the context.” I don’t think so any more. Just what the hell sort of “context” are the apologists talking about? I heard the “context” that they want me to hear, I watched the Moyers interview (accurately called “Nerf Tee-Ball” by Jim Geraghty), I watched the “right-brained” speech at the NAACP and the “attack on the black church” speech and Q&A (accurately called a “horror show” by Baldilocks) and there’s nothing that makes “God damn America” sound like anything BUT “God damn America!” There’s nothing that makes what he said in the sound bites one bit more palatable.

I think some of the Obama/Wright apologists don’t even know what the hell “context” means. I actually think they heard this used as an excuse for some other faux pas somewhere, and thought it’d work in this case. I do not doubt at all any more that Wright and his apologists are that clueless and incapable of seeing how absurd the “context” argument is in this case. I can’t believe there’d be such a well-coordinated, synchronized blatant, nonsensical lie being pushed; it seems like it can only be blindness fueled by the echo chamber. It’s like proclaiming to the world that in fact, two plus two IS five, you dumbass right-wingers!

Of course, we’re all missing the point, the context, because we are racists, we’re evil, et cetera. Of course. If we only heard even more of what he says, we’d see that Reverend Jeremiah Wright is absolutely correct in everything he says. Why, it’s in the Bible! And how could we possibly miss it? It’s our own fault because we don’t like The Black Church™, which, of course, all teaches leftist liberation theology. They all say God damn America!

Baldilocks nails it, though - it’s actually not stupidity, it’s the megalomania and leftist orthodoxy of Wright and black liberation theology:

Megalomaniacs—a special species of narcissist–want the right to say and do anything they wish, but will deem any criticism of what they say and do as “unfair” (or “evil,” if they have some power over the critic). The criticism is never an honest difference of opinion or a mistake. And of course it is utterly impossible that the words, deeds and/or judgment of the narcissist are ever wrong. EVER. So it must be that those who oppose the narcissists words/deeds/judgment are willfully wrong and, therefore being unfair and unjust.

It is “unfair,” you see, to have a different opinion than Reverend Wright because, in his mind, any idea of his, especially one springing from his religion—a religion specially made for the self-indulgent–falls automatically in the realm of Good. Conversely, any opposing idea–specifically, opposing the idea that America is a whole-scale Oppressor, a Devil according to BLT - falls automatically under the rubric of the Enemy and will be judged as “unfair.”

Context. If you’ve seen “the context” and you disagree with Jeremiah Wright’s assessment of God, the world, and America, you are attacking the black church. You’re a hater.