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Tinfoil-hatted libtards: “Hackers are Republicans!!!”

Oh. My. God.

Do these people ever step outside that echo chamber for even a minute to breathe? I mean, do they not realize that not everyone on earth gives a damn about Republican vs. Democrat politics? It is to laugh. Noobs.

Can’t remember where I was tipped off to that gem, but it had something to do with inane accusations of Weblog Awards “cheating.” Cheating, as in SoapBlox being hacked to deny access to one of the blogs that’s a finalist or something. Idiots!

\/\/3 r3p\/b1!c4nz h4z teh 1337 h4xx0rz 5k!11z!!!

/rolls eyes

Very very very urgent post!!!!!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled apathy for a very important announcement

If you don’t read and love Fuck You, Penguin, you are a humorless failure.

That is all. :D

stein hoist (They had better kick ICHC and Cute Overload’s cute, fluffy asses. This is my latest mission in life.)

- Back to your regularly scheduled apathy/blog hostess invisibility -

My new love - the Shiba Inu puppy cam ♥

OMG. I need a puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Live TV by Ustream

The Day After

As only XKCD can say it. LOL.

stein hoist Patrick Ruffini

OH NOES, I have failed teh Obamessiah!

Barack is very disappointed with me!

I only scored 21 on the Obama Test

Also, vote Obama for Messiah! Because who but Barack Obama can do these things (and so much more!)? Yes He can!

1. Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
2. When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
3. Obama can clap with one hand.
4. Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
5. Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.

[Thanks to Andrew S.]

(LOL at the MorOn.org-Obama google ads. Fail!)

UPDATE, from Sierrahome in the comments!

Sham-Wow Obama

Barack Obama Platitudes

It’s totally true — he really said this! OMG!

“These people haven’t had happiness for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their cockroaches and their plagues of locusts and their self-immolations. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have kittens.”

stein hoist Ace

UPDATE (below the fold)…

Pork and Beans, made for teh internets

So full of win.

stein hoist TC

John McCain’s website gets a redesign

Nice.

I don’t know what prompted the change, but I like it. New buttons/avatars/web stuff, too!
Maybe I’ll get a new (blue) bumpersticker to replace the black one.

Hey, my donate button matches the site now! ;)

Sean Hackbarth has some wise ideas for additional changes to go with it. Got ideas? Sean wants to know.

stein hoist Fullosseus Flap

Election coverage via Twitter

I’m running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get signatures on the Al-Khaiwani letter, so I’m going to just slap up this twitter badge so y’all can follow the breaking news.

Gotta run!

Dear Hillary

In case you thought we were leaving Madame “Not Gonna Be” President out of the daily floggings

Dear Hillary,

I hope you are schizophrenic. I just wanted to tell you that I think Jeb Bush would be a wicked cool king. At this point, we need moar money in Bohemian Grove. When this circus started, I was very giddy, but now I’m craptastic. My delusional wish is for you to shoot the shit. I will ping Jeb Bush a bourbon.

Sincerely,
Beth C.

(The one that MacStansbury sent me was even nuttier than mine.)

UPDATE: Forgot to mention, I did edit mine slightly in this post to make it a little more to my liking (Jeb Bush a wicked grave-digger? No.) I needn’t have bothered, because it can’t possibly compete with this one from Shawn. HAHAHAHA!!!!

The Next Right

I’ve complained in the past about how ineffectual the right side of the blogosphere is; it’s part of the reason I grumble about how I “hate blogging,” in fact. Oh, yeah, we had Rathergate and the Reuters Fauxtography scandal, and a couple other things that hit critical mass, but that’s just a handful of things in the last four years or so. It’s nothing compared to the things the Nutroots gets done, and I’m not even talking about the enormous amounts of money they can raise compared to us.

The difference: While we talk about how they are negative–and they are–they’re also working FOR something. We’re just generally carping from the cheap seats, playing at punditry and media criticism. They’re getting the nutroots agenda heard on Capitol Hill regularly, and they even were able to take down a Senator who was once a Vice-Presidential candidate (Lieberman) in a primary. There’s no way Ned Lamont could have beaten Joe Lieberman in the primary without the Nutroots. And now, the conservative blogosphere is top-heavy with people who are largely lukewarm (or worse) toward our Presidential candidate, and more against the idea of a President Barack Obama. Well, it’s pretty much our own fault as a collective whole.

Enter The Next Right.

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The Next Right is a new project started by Patrick Ruffini, Jon Henke, and Soren Dayton, designed to foster political activism using technology like blogs and other Web 2.0 structures. Patrick Ruffini introduces it here:

If you’re looking for pure-play opinion and link bait on sundry topics from Ann Coulter to Jimmy Carter/Hamas, you won’t find it here. What you will find is in-depth (often unabashedly technical) writing about the election, the polls, the strategy, and the issues. Our analysis will track truth and stay true to the numbers. But it will self-consciously serve a greater purpose — educating YOU to be your own political strategist and start doing something — whether that’s blogging about your local Congressional race or Democratic corruption in your state, organizing fundraising drives, and maybe even managing races or running for office yourself. Only a revival of civic engagement at the grassroots level will create a conservative future we want: one that is pork-free and robust in the defense of our country and its values. We can’t call a switchboard and wait for Washington to fix the mess. We have to do it ourselves, from the ground up, in every state.
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We don’t think this alone will solve the activism gap. Anyone who tells you that they alone have the answer is fooling you. This is not “the Daily Kos of the right.” What we’re hoping to do is create momentum and an intellectual framework for action — because action ultimately starts with narratives and ideas. We want grassroots conservatives and libertarians to start believing that they can make a difference again — a sense all too many have lost. Only you – and not some well-funded 527 — can bring the movement into the future. Only when grassroots conservative have a direct stake in the future of the party are we effective. The Next Right is about creating a vision for a 21st century Republican Party and conservative movement.

We need this. Desperately. Go read more about the how and whys of The Next Right, and sign up to be notified when it’s open for business. TAKE BACK CONTROL OF YOUR GOVERNMENT.

THIS MEANS YOU.

Some days, I hate Google traffic

I STG, it’s like Google sometimes exists (for me) just to bring aggravation in the form of asshat drive-by commenters. Last week, I added at least five white supremacists to The Ban List who descended on the Rozita Swinton post, and yesterday I added a professional troll. The others who bother to comment are almost always either painfully stupid and write like brain-damaged teenagers texting messages to their dumbass friends, they’re dumping massive copypasta, or they’re stupid moonbats spewing their Barry Obama/Howard Dean-supplied talking points. And it’s always on older posts, which means I never get to enjoy a good old-fashioned beat-down on the offenders with the regulars here. Not that a beating is really necessary, when at least 99% of the time they’re just drive-bys anyway. Failtrolls fail.

Sorry, I just had to vent. It’s nice having decent Google search results - it does bring in traffic - but damn, the traffic quality suuuucks.

Internet Fuckwad Theory

I swore I wasn’t going to turn this into a Photoshop blog, but…

Chris found the goatse’d Obama logo for me. Yay! (I was dreading having to cut out the hands from the original myself.)

Obama Goatse

Still feeling too lazy to do any real blogging, even though it’s PA election day. I’m sure I’ll figure something out later.

Stupid American Idol is on tonight, and dammit, I wanna watch the election coverage instead of live-blogging AI idiocy. I think we’ll live-blog AI *and* the election stuff at the same time–just mix it all up into one big hatefest. Vote for None of the Above! (Be here!)

Charlie the Unicorn 2! !!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG I had no idea there was a new one out!!! Thank you, Mesablue! You are so the Banana King!

(For the uninitiated, where the hell have you been? Okay, here’s the first one, n00bs.)

Chaaaarlieeee! There’s no stopping the vortex, Charlie! FUUUGUUUU!

Crucial National Poll Results: 18 million-plus Americans Rickrolled

Clearly, I have not been living up to my responsibilities.

Nationally, the number is 6% — and multiplied out by 300 million Americans, that means at least 18 million Americans have been on the receiving end of the prank. Note that this is likely an underestimation, as the poll was unable to include those under the age of 18. Full results are here.

UPDATE: Best Rickroll ever? HAHAHAHA!

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