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Tinfoil-hatted libtards: “Hackers are Republicans!!!”

Oh. My. God.

Do these people ever step outside that echo chamber for even a minute to breathe? I mean, do they not realize that not everyone on earth gives a damn about Republican vs. Democrat politics? It is to laugh. Noobs.

Can’t remember where I was tipped off to that gem, but it had something to do with inane accusations of Weblog Awards “cheating.” Cheating, as in SoapBlox being hacked to deny access to one of the blogs that’s a finalist or something. Idiots!

\/\/3 r3p\/b1!c4nz h4z teh 1337 h4xx0rz 5k!11z!!!

/rolls eyes

firedoglake loon stumbles on the truth®

What do you bet they took him into custody today because of his threat to BoA? The timing of this really really stinks. I know he’s been under investigation for a long time, maybe this is just the normal course of events, but it sure looks like the powers that be don’t like to see the profits of enormous financial institutions threatened.

Good God. I guess everything is politics, and politics is everything to these retards.

Obama Supporters, Post-Election Day

LOL!

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

stein hoist Conservative Belle

GIRAFFES! GIRAFFES! GIRAFFES! GIRAFFES!

Thank you, Sean Hackbarth — I’ve been waiting impatiently for this SNL giraffes video to appear on teh internets!

God, that’s awesome.

No, I’m not really back - the blogosphere still makes me violently ill with all the stupid bullshit and rabid, deranged libtards. (Go to hell, Obamabots!) I just wanted to post this (God’s gift to) video and delete some stupid troll droppings from moderation — because I can. Suck it up, Greg and other Obamabots — the others might be nice and approve your drivel while I’m away, but when I’m here, you can forget it. I’m away from the blogosphere because I can get more than my daily recommended allowance of dishonest bullshit just by watching David Axelrod and the other Obama goons on teevee. I don’t need to see the same shit spewed by a bunch of retarded losers pounding on keyboards, but thanks for your contribution anyway. I’m sure you trolls have provided my friends here and elsewhere with many hours of rollicking laughter. :P

I’ll be here for the Election Night live-blogging/chat. Delicate sensibilities should be left at the door. I’ll be sooo glad for this excruciatingly long election to be over! In the meantime, I’ll be busy calling people to get out the vote. WILL YOU? Do it, or shut up. (That’s another reason I’m over blogging - too much talk, waaaay too little ACTION.)

USE YOUR BRAIN, VOTE MCCAIN!

kurtz: in the tank too

Howard Kurtz, the WaPo’s media reporter provides some cover for his left wing buddies in the MSM, by reporting unquestioningly the lies and half-truths justifying their co-ordinated descent upon a 17 year old girl in trouble.

They absolutely disgust me. I knew they were partisn scum, I just didn’t appreciate the extent to which that was the case - it’s at times like this you can see how the enablers of Stalin and Hitler functioned.

I’m not going to Fisk it, but here are a couple of lowlights:

The intensity of media inquiries hit a new level after an anonymous blogger on the liberal Web site Daily Kos last weekend charged that McCain’s running mate is actually the grandmother of Trig Palin, the 4-month-old baby born with Down syndrome, and that the real mother is her daughter, 17-year-old Bristol Palin. That led to mainstream media inquiries, which prompted the McCain camp to disclose in a statement Monday that Bristol is five months pregnant and plans to have the baby and marry the teenage father.

Markos Moulitsas, the site’s founder, said he did not know the contributor’s identity but thought that the admittedly “weird” pregnancy questions were a legitimate line of inquiry that he should not suppress.

Really? Notice Kurtz makes absolutely NOTHING of the fact that mainstream media were being led by a nakedly partisan website run by Markos ’screw them’ Moulitas. Despite not three weeks ago having justified NOT COVERING Silky Pony’s bastard child story, because it was only running in the National Enquirer.

Howard, you’re a f**king hack. Your journalist friends are hacks, and they and you aren’t doing your jobs. You are crappy at your jobs - got that. If I was as bad as my job as you are at yours, I’d be fired, but then I work in the real world, not a seventies time-warp uber-liberal echo chamber.

Fineman said that he has “never, ever said that,” and that he has pointed out positive aspects of Palin’s candidacy. “They decided a long time ago that they were going to work the refs,” he said

Work the refs??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha - that’s what these clowns think!! Work the ref. Give me a freakin’ break Fineman. You no more the ref than Howard Dean is.

Elisabeth Bumiller, the lead author of the Times report, said she is “completely confident about the story.” As for the campaign’s criticism, she said: “This is what they do. It’s part of their operation.”

They, Elisabeth? This is what THEY do? It’s part of their operation? And what’s part of YOUR operation, then, you partisan hack? If there’s a ‘them’ then you obviously think you are in the ‘us’. Are ‘us’ the forces of decency, the Obamaniacs?

I hate them all, this election will take me over the edge if this goes on. They don;t even PRETEND to be impartial during elections, it would be funny if it weren’t so serious.

i’m glad there’s a double standard

If I were only held to the behavioral standards that the hate-filled mud-slingers on the left hold themselves, I’d be disgusted.

The media might think they’re helping Obama, but they’re really hastening their own demise - their bias (which is not a word that adequately describes their behavior) and water-carrying is so blatantly obvious, that any advantage they get by misreporting, or not reporting, or simply fabricating, evaporates as a consequence of the revulsion most Americans feel when they are treated like idiots and told what to do.

As Beth says, keep it up.

Andrea Mitchell is surpassing her own low standards, and the others are not far behind - what would feminists make of their ‘concern’ that Sarah Palin is ‘taking on too much’? Not a lot, probably - the feminists tend to have a great deal less to say in defense of conservative women than their lefty sisters.

A living illustration that Marxist identity politics is still, when you get right down to it, first and foremost about the Marxism.

Keep it up, Leftards

You want to bring out the fight in someone? Talk trash about a mother’s child.

Leftards: you would be well-advised to think, for a change. (Change!) You mess with a woman’s child, you’re asking for the ~~hounds~~ lionesses of hell to be unleashed.

You miserable cretins are finished. I can not WAIT until November…this little blip in the news cycle just shows how utterly desperate you are.

Here’s a little visual aid to help you understand the issue. It’s Not So Hypothetical Now, Is It?

OH NOES, I have failed teh Obamessiah!

Barack is very disappointed with me!

I only scored 21 on the Obama Test

Also, vote Obama for Messiah! Because who but Barack Obama can do these things (and so much more!)? Yes He can!

1. Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
2. When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
3. Obama can clap with one hand.
4. Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
5. Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.

[Thanks to Andrew S.]

(LOL at the MorOn.org-Obama google ads. Fail!)

UPDATE, from Sierrahome in the comments!

Sham-Wow Obama

John Edwards, Silky Pony

I know I’ve posted this before, but too bad. It’s my favorite video.

Primping for a hot date with Rielle, perhaps? ;-)

“Two Americas?” Edwards Has Two FAMILIES

Well, the Enquirer only reported it ten months ago. God forbid the mainstream media actually follow up on the story. It’s not like there weren’t any blogs writing about it — although admittedly, we didn’t write about it here, instead choosing to wait for a more “reliable” (LOL!) source. Lesson learned: the National Enquirer is more reliable than the mainstream media! ABC News finally broke the media silence, but it sure took long enough for them to get around to it. Pfffft.

Oh, I know - John Edwards says Rielle Hunter’s baby isn’t his. LOL. He also said many times in the last ten months that the Enquirer’s story about an affair was not true. We’re supposed to believe him now? And really, it’s not like having an affair (even if there are no children borne of it) is okay. Nice move having that affair when your wife has cancer, too. That’s a really nice touch.

What a miserable piece of shit. Filthy, rotten, amoral piece of shit. Silky Pony is scum. (But we knew that already.)

Curious silence on the former Edwards supporters’ blogs (cough Pandagon cough). Then again, it’s not like I’d expect any better from them. It’s especially rich considering some of those rabid Silky Pony supporters call themselves feminists — it reminds me of all the lefty feminists who defended Slick Willie and his extramarital activities. They’re only called “feminists” because they’re (angry) women, and they’re left-wingers. Phony losers.

Newsbusters is having a field day with the Edwards story - and has a little fun at Edwards’ expense with a caption contest. Father of the Year? LOL.

UPDATE: Banned at the Daily Kos for posting about the story! Is anyone surprised?

o insanely pc

Which is an anagram of Nancy Pelosi……..on ABC with George Stephanopolous:

REP. PELOSI: They’ll have to use their imagination as to how they can get a vote and they may get a vote. But I’m trying to — we have serious policy issues in our country. The president of the United States has presented this — but for this our economy would be booming, but for this, gas would cheaper at the pump. It’s simply not true. And even the president himself in his statement yesterday and before then has said, there is no quick fix for this by drilling.

So there’s no quick fix. Except to tap the SPR - which Pelosi proposes.

The road to November is going to get interesting, very soon.

finally

This is the best issue the Republicans have, and it’s a game-changer (which is why Nancy Pelosi won’t let anybody vote on it).

Finally the House GOP are showing some intestinal fortitude.

Mesa Congressman Jeff Flake is among Republicans asking President Bush to call a special session of Congress in August to deal with high gasoline and oil prices.

The Democratic-majority Congress adjourned Friday for its usual five-week Labor Day recess. The adjournment came despite Congress not taking action on the issue of high gasoline and crude oil prices.

Call the session, Mister President. You’ll rev up the base, and totally deflate the Obamadroids and their handlers in the MSM.

And it’s the right policy to increase domestic production to the extent that we can. Period.

The Obamessiah: “He ventured forth to bring light to the world”

BRILLIANT! — and right on target.

The article written by Gerard Baker is here. This one’s pure genius. :D

I can not WAIT for the election

I’m going to laugh my ass off when Teh Obamateur loses. It’s going to be even more satisfying than when Manbearpig and John F’n Kerry lost, because at least they didn’t have that messianic cult thing going on. (That’s about all I can say for them, but at least they had that.)

I’m starting to wish I hadn’t decided to donate to the McCain campaign every time I see some outrageous crap like this, because I’m certainly not rich. Still donated, though. ;)

BTW, if you can’t part with a few dollars for the McCain campaign but you still want to help defeat the Obamessiah and the other Donks, check this out. It’ll cost you nothing. Call it Obamateur Insurance. :)

You stay classy, Kossacks

I guess I can at least give Kos credit (?) for deleting the most vile of the Tony Snow hate threads, although I’d give him real credit if he’d have banned those who posted the hateful comments. Why do people like that have to be allowed to post at all? (via)

It should tell you something, when every time misfortune befalls a conservative, there’s a need to sanitize that site. And I haven’t even bothered to look at other “liberal” (LOL) sites - there’s really nothing to be learned or gained by reading hateful celebrations over Snow’s tragic death. I find his passing sad enough; no need to add to it by lamenting the evil among our fellow Americans.

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