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Hippie say what?

Learn More about who George Soros Really Is

George Soros, International Man Of Mystery

Soros’ efforts go beyond spin. He has also bankrolled groups involved in the manipulation of elections, an activity that has increased since his money came into the picture. Two groups — Americans Coming Together and the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now — were sanctioned recently by the Federal Election Commission for fraud.

Soros pledged $10 million to ACT, which has since been fined $775,000 for illegally funneling $70 million set aside for voter registrations to Democratic candidates.

He also gave at least $150,000 to ACORN, the left-wing group best known for pushing minimum-wage hikes, marching for illegal-immigrant amnesty and harassing Wal-Mart. ACORN has been accused of voter fraud in 13 states since 2004 and was convicted of falsifying signatures in a voter registration drive last July, drawing a fine of $25,000 in Washington state.

Soros says he has ended funding to voter-drive organizations, but he still heads a secretive rich-man’s club called “Democracy Alliance” that has doled out $20 million to activist groups like ACORN. [source]

Read the rest and know your enemy.

Would-be Ron Paul voters FOUND!

Sorry you had to wait for the resolution of this post from yesterday–yes, we have found teh winnar!

Or more accurately, the losers. The (partial) quote again (and there’s plenty more from where it came):

The dominant governments of the world, especially that of the United States, have become totally corrupt. If a citizen even tries to keep informed about this corruption, let alone speak out or take a stand against it, he opens himself up, at the very least, to scrutiny and invasion of privacy, such as phone taps and surveillance. Anything is permitted when the very ones who are the most responsible for perpetuating the corruption declare someone to be a threat to the “National Security.”

What’s funniest is the first comment to that post, of course. Leave it to the Paultards to rush to their cult’s defense as soon as something mentioning the name of their divine leader’s name.

Make no mistake–they are just like psychotic cults in their religious fervor.

The winner of the Paultard Game: TXMarko! There were some close guesses–Lyndon LaRouche wackos, the Church of Scientology, the Phelps family, but TXMarko nailed it. :clap:

Dead crazies for Ron Paul

The quote came from none other than Heaven’s Gate “student” Glnody, in his “exit statement” just before the Heaven’s Gate loonies ~~offed themselves~~ exited their human vehicles to go see God in “the Next Level.” LOL.

You no doubt would have other “words of wisdom” you’d like to have told us. Believe me, we have heard them all many times over and have determined them to be words of lies.

Lies! Sheeple!

Note the same irrational paranoia about “surveillance” and technology, the financial system, the police, American corruption–it’s all there. Ten years ago. Before 9/11 sparked the so-called “police state.” Paranoid loons have been around forever, long before Bush assumed the position of “dictator” and started sending out the black helicopters and opening up secret detention camps for dissenters. They’ve been crying about the Illuminati, Freemasons, the Council on Foreign Relations, and all that stuff for God-knows how long. SHEEPLE!

Yeah, yeah, someone’s gonna whine that it’s not nice to make fun of the dead or something. Waaah.

_{Did Marshall Applewhite actually survive
and decide to run for President in 2008?}

I’ll say one nice thing about that batch of babbling freaks–at least they didn’t spam the whole internet like their descendents in the Ron Paul Cult do! I miss the good old days, when nobody really heard or cared about the cranks’ insanity. These days, with everyone having the intarweb, everyone has this gibberish shoved at them every time they get online.

Wikipedia–tailor-made for deranged, truthy conspiracy theorists. (Look at the love letter to Ron Paul there, while you’re at it. haha) News organizations are constantly bombarded with crazy shi’ite, to the point where now the crank theories have penetrated the consciousness of the wider public. Ten years ago, the internet was a very different place, much less interactive. Now this tiny minority of crazies has amplified their bleats–as is their right, alas–and has an audience with neurotics and angry rebels without a cause everywhere. Just look at any extremist libertarian, left- or right-wing site; the constant anxiety about globalism (corporations, capitalism, the NAU, the “new world order” and Freemasons, RFID, etc.), “police state” paranoia, wars engineered by those crafty Jews–that’s all straight from the lunatic manifesto. For that matter, if the Protocols of the Elders of Zion were written today, it’d be taken as gospel by cranks worldwide on the internet, and probably spammed in your comments and rammed down the MSM’s throats until there was a special report in the New York Times about it.

Stay tuned for more nutter quotes that match the Paultard rhetoric! (Maybe a weekly game? We’ll see.)

(Former) Gov. Moonbeam Jerry Brown to sue for global warming (!)

Tags: global warming, bullshi’ite, jerry brown

Somebody get me a Tylenol, ’cause this gives me a headache.

Kelo? Schmelo. What’s an eminent domain threat, beaten back in some states, when all land usage can be usurped using the great cudgel of Global Warming™?

Lifelong Californian Darleen knows Moonbeam’s schtick, and she’s got bad news.

Moonbeam has never given up on getting people to get rid of their cars.

Indeed, Moonbeam has never given up on getting rid of people.

And his weapon of choice is AB 32, California Global Warming Solutions Act of 2006, which mandates state entities to reduce their greenhouse gases (GHGs) to 1990 levels. AB 32 also declares carbon dioxide as a “greenhouse gas” that must be monitored and regulated. As CA’s Attorney General, Moonbeam has leveled this shotgun straight at the gut of fast growth counties, most recently taking the unprecedented step of suing the county of San Bernardino.

Oh, and it gets worse. You must go read it.

Think about it–to put it simply, if (when?) your city is sued for not submitting to The Inconvenient Truth!™, who do you think’s going to pay for it, and who do you think is going to be forced to comply with the Great Global Warming Swindle’s ~~demands~~ ~~sharia~~ laws? Because some people fervently believe it’s all our fault. It won’t matter that it’s bullshi’ite.

(And who’s gonna take Martin’s place here when he sees this and his head explodes?)

ro memorial day

ro does not post memorial day. ro does not honor hegemonic american imperialism.

ro post after memorial day, ro’s memorial day poem:

dead
dead dead dead
655,000 iraqi freedom fighters dead
all dead dying dead blood
blood to feed the bush of death
killing the dead
flags flying
oppressive flag oppressing the oppressor’s oppressed
perkin’s restaurant
hungry always hungry
giant american flag
oppressing me
can’t get super breakfast combo with
oppressive giant american flag oppressing me with its hateful gaze
crave sustenance
hugo save us
fidel is dying dead dying death
from the blood of oppression of the
hateful bush flag of oppression
killing them all
all people die from bush
except me
i thrive on bush
wet hairy bush
crave sustenance w/o the calories

ro must speak of idol

from me 2 u

i only supposed to post monday, but i must post a idol poem

supple, sensuous, silky
jordin
thighs win
eighteen soon, justifying drool on my chin
cleavage, then beavage, mmmm
blake, booked for the view, i eat twatwaffles 4 breakfast
just ask hasselbeck
steel does not melt fire
steely fire melty fire melt
melty steel, not melted by firey fire
they make steel in siberia, and alaska
so cold, cold, cold
steel made in cold
fire not melt
hot fire, cold steel, mix not
extreme WTC 7 makeover
from
collapsing buildings
to
controlled demolition
listen to the truthy truth
the truthers truth is the only truth
paid
to be
on the truthy view
2
day
or
2 morrow
depending on your time zone

hello, and a poem

ro here thx to beht for letting me post here on mondays. even tho shes a neofascist rethuglikkan.

i’m known 4 my poetry, i’m debuting my latest just for you

i had a dream
fifty foot pie
cherry, bluberry, hair, it does not matter i ate it all
gwbush, killing all the people
all the people in the world
everyone, dying
death
death dying
death dying death death
dying death death dying death death
everyones dead
dying or dead by death by gwbush killing them all
and the animals too
all dead by bush
bushes dead, dying from bush, who is human
the world is all dead dying death
pass the mashed potatoes plz

- ro

ro poem dday

imperialists invade
kill
kill kill kill til death kill
peaceful french ppl
all the french dead
for what?
sarkozy
likes u.s.
bush planned hitler
so u.s. puppet sarkozy could be
selected
not
elected
asian youths burn cars
go youths go
cars burning
burning
burning grill, hot burning grill
grill hot grill grilling large piece of cow
must feed now