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Mike Gravel and Obama Girl

And you thought Mike Gravel’s videos couldn’t get any more bizarre.

Are you a fascist?

Of course you are, you jackbooted Rethug. ;-P

Actually, probably not. If you’re like me, “you are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.”

stein hoist Dan Collins @ PW

Yes We Shall!

Really, that stupid, overhyped will.i.am video is just perfect for parody. LOL

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Hillary Barely Squeaks Out a Win in Indiana, Obama trounces her in NC

Meanwhile, Rush Limbaugh is claiming to have beaten the Obama campaign. LOL. Um…not.

Okay, seriously? If Operation Chaos were such a big deal, how the hell did Hillary not clean up in Indiana? I mean, just a week ago, weren’t we all thinking she’d have a double-digit win over Obama because of the latest Crazy Uncle Jeremiah Eruption? But Rush gets some phone calls in to his show and reads liberal rags whining about Operation Chaos, and that translates to the margin of victory for Hillary? No. Don’t believe the hype, kids–it’s about ratings. Nothing wrong with ratings–that’s his job, and he does it well. Just don’t take this too seriously, okay? Especially you silly libs, who are no doubt crying about this as “proof” that you got robbed. STFU. You can STFU too, Sean Hannity–this isn’t your baby, so quit trying to rock it.

So…a week ago, the Wright Eruption happened, and people were suddenly thinking HRC might actually get the nomination after all. People were saying she was getting close to Obama in North Carolina (a state teh Obamination is now calling a “swing state”–LOL), and that her lead was widening in Indiana. Oh, how wrong that turned out to be just a week later. What happened?

Honestly, I’m a little disappointed; I wanted Billary to have a stronger reason to keep in the race until the convention, just like every other Republican voter did, including Rush Limbaugh in particular. Hey, maybe since Rush put Operation Chaos at parade rest a week ago…maybe that’s what had the effect. Heh. (Sorry, he can’t have it both ways.) So this is probably it for the “inevitable” candidate, for all practical purposes–barring another Crazy Uncle Jeremiah Eruption, although I don’t think he can have much more effect on Democrat voters at this point. Certainly Comrade Ayers won’t either, considering his philosophy is neatly aligned with Democrats today. At this point, Barack Obama could probably get caught smoking hash with strange gay men and all his friends in a mosque, and most of his supporters would still vote for him anyway. Hillary has canceled her appearances for this morning, and we’ll see what that means as the day progresses.

Here’s where we are today.

Coming into Tuesday, Clinton was some 415 pledged delegates short of the number needed to clinch the nomination-that count does not include Florida and Michigan. Obama was just 280 shy entering Tuesday. Come Wednesday, Obama will likely be within 200 delegates of reaching the magic number of 2,025 pledged delegates.

If the Clinton campaign decides to fight on, the race for the nomination could enter a contentious and confusing phase as the end of the primary season nears. The Democratic National Committee’s Rules and Bylaws Committee is set to meet at the end of the month, where members will debate whether to seat the delegations from Michigan and Florida. Tad Devine says that meeting could be the start of weeks of procedural wrangling between the campaigns, assuming the Clinton campaign takes up that fight.

“Anything from inconsequential action to turmoil can come out of that process,” Devine says. “It’s really up to the campaigns to decide what they want the tone of this to be, because the rules are such that they could go as nuclear as they want if it drags on, especially if it gets to Denver.”

Oh, and Harold Ickes warns of October Surprises. “A curious strategy,” indeed.

Watch Howard Dean go to war with the ~~RAAACISTS!!!~~ Clintons now–and with the superdelegates if they don’t start showing their cards. This is gonna be fun. :D

Election LOL-apalooza

I guess I shouldn’t “LOL,” but it is funny how Democrats are always shrieking about unfair elections when you read stuff like this:

We entered the Crooked Creek Baptist Church in Washington Township at approximately 10:15 AM and noticed an Obama volunteer had set-up directly across from the voter check-in table. We noticed that she was actively speaking to voters. The sign on the table stated “Trouble Voting? Talk to me.” and “Obama for America.” She wouldn’t identify herself and directed us to call the campaign for information. We contacted the County Clerk’s Office and they stated they would contact the Polling Inspector to investigate. See the video for yourself: …

Busted! Idiots.

Oh, and you stay classy, Clintonistas. (At least they weren’t cheating–just obnoxious.)

As with the Pennsylvania primary election, you can follow breaking news reports of election shenanigans at Election Journal. If you have Twitter, you’ll get even faster updates by following them.

Others to watch at Twitter: Patrick Ruffini, Campaign2008, and Political Ticker.

Celebritard eco-hippycrites

I really have nothing to add to this wonderfully snarky article about celebrity ecofascists, except that I wish they would all just kindly STFU about Goreball Worming™ until they practice what they preach. Of course, none of this is news to anyone–it’s just fun to point and laugh at their hypocrisy.

Here’s world-renowned genius Brad Pitt:

“There’s a lot of problems in the world right now because of our dependency on oil,” Pitt gravely warned his fans in a recent interview.

Key word being “our,” as in his and Angelina’s dependency on oil, along with the rest of celebritardom.

Apologies all around for sending you to a link with a frightening pic of Sting and Trudie Styler. ACK!

Scientology sculpts your poop into voodoo dolls of the GooGoo Dolls!

And it will make your lungs turn into the scrotum of Xenu! Thank you, L. Ron Hubbard!

(And I thought Ace had the strangest video of the day? Well, maybe.)

Sorry I’ve been scarce - I’m completely distracted with other stuff today.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Cinco de Mayo

Actually, I won’t be doing anything of the kind. I hate tequila, gorditas, and Taco Hell. I just thought the card was funny.

Besides, I’m American. I couldn’t care less about Cinco de Mayo or any other country’s national holidays. But if I did want to celebrate for some reason and if I liked tequila and gorditas, puking on the side of a Taco Bell sounds like as good a way to do it as any. :-P

love in the air

I popped this up during the AI chat last week. Beth thought it worthy of an imbed so here it is.

Remember though, it is better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with some freaking psycho for the rest of your life…

Cheers!

9/11 Truth Finally Revealed!

HAHAHAHAHAHA 9/11 TROOF!!1!!11

For extra laughs, look at the angry retarded troofers in the YouTube comments. (Trust me, there are few things as fun as getting troofers upset.)

stein hoist b3ta

Note: Do not feed troofer trolls here. Just mock them. They are impervious to logic and/or anything that proves they are wrong. Believe me, it’s not worth your time. BTDT, got the “government shill/bury brigade” moniker at Digg to show for it. I know Google will be bringing the idiots here, so consider it Google’s entertainment gift to us, at least until I get tired of them and start lowering the banhammer on troofers.

Detroit City Councilman Monica Conyers Gets Schooled

Kierra Bell for Detroit City Council!

BTW, Monica Conyers is Rep. John Conyers’ wife. (Do a Google search on her for more fun.)

Two postscripts:

1. Based on a couple of the YouTube comments, I probably need to put a warning here (thanks, Google): racist shit in the comments will be deleted, and I’d refer you to Miss Kierra Bell for remedial education. Racists get the banhammer.

2. Why is Charlie the Unicorn in the related videos? Who cares! I ♥ Charlie the Unicorn!

stein hoist TC (here)

Moveon.org & the DNC: 100 Years of Stupid

The Stupid.

That one’s from the DNC, not MoveOn.org, but what’s the difference? Not to worry, though, moveon.org has released their own “100 years” strawman ad called “Candles.” Really, if this “100 years” strawman is the best they’ve got (and it appears to be their election strategy, along with “McSame” - LOL), I’m thinking we’ve got smooth sailing on the horizon. Obviously the libs really do believe voters are too stupid to figure out that it’s dishonest nonsense.

But for the libtards’ benefit (since they apparently are that stupid), a little fact checking is in order. Not that MoveOn or the DNC care about those pesky things called “facts.”

Please, Democrats, do stick with that strawman campaign!

Vote Democrat

Lest you think we forgot about Miz Porky–er, I mean Hillary…

I guess since Hillary hasn’t been able to keep up with Barack Obama in the fundraising game, she’s looking for money to hold her Senate seat. Lots of it, in fact.

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) has requested nearly $2.3 billion in federal earmarks for 2009, almost three times the largest amount received by a single senator this year.

*gulp* What the hell? $2.3 Billion? With a B? Wow. I guess since it’s too late for the New York primary, she’s just covering her bases. Hey, how’s she going to run in 2012 if she can’t keep her seat in New York? A girl’s gotta do what she’s gotta do, and what’s $2.3 billion between friends? Errr….oh yeah. Triple what everyone else asked for.

Allah adds:

This would have been a sweet talking point during the general election; too bad she had to go and tank on us in the primary. No matter. Obama’s nicely compromised on this subject as well: $98 million in special earmarks for FY2008 compared to a big fat doughnut for McCain.

Got that? A big fat doughnut. None of that drunken sailor spending for McCain, which should make even the most anti-Mac conservatives happy as well, at least. (”Should,” but I usually choose not to read the often-deranged chatter in the Hot Air comments.)

Maybe Hillary’s buying everyone in New York State their own flak vests and helmets to protect them from sniper fire. Probably a fleet of armored personnel carriers, too.

Kim Jong-Il “Yes I Can” music video

BWAHAHAHAAHAAA!!! Commies must have a thing for that “yes we/I can” thing. ;-)

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Barack Obama Rumors

RUMOR: Barack Obama was in the Black Panthers.
STATUS: False.
He does not like felines; in fact, he eats live kittens for breakfast.

RUMOR: Barack Obama will have the Black Panthers in his administration.
STATUS: False.
He will, however, have black pants.

RUMOR: Barack Obama is exceptionally gifted and will Change™ America.
STATUS: False.
Being just like any other person, he will, however, change his underwear. Occasionally.

RUMOR: Michelle Obama has burned the flag.
STATUS: False.
This is a misunderstanding; she has actually turned a man into a fag*.

Idea shamelessly ripped from Frank J.’s much funnier rumor fact-check. ;-)

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