Crime | MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Archive for the 'Crime' Category

(Chronologically Listed)

a crime discussion

So Joseph Graves (17), Matthew Morgan (17), Marcus Fluker (15) and Tahjaue Wiley (18) were bored one night. So what to do? Well, in Thugville, it’s always fun to find an elderly couple, kick in their door and rob them. Which is exactly what they did. First they attacked the old man aged 76 in his shed. Then they attacked his wife. Once they had them tied up, they ransacked the house and took what they wanted and took off. Unfortunately for the thugs, homeowner C.L. McClure got free, retrieved his gun and took off after them. Now not all the details are in, but what is known is that a third of a mile down the road, C.L. opened fire on them, hitting Marcus who died at the hospital.

Now the community outrage is deafening. It would be a lot worse if C.L. had been white, but the whining is still going on. Tahjaue put on his myspace page that he is shocked it went down like that. Notice, not SAD. Not sorry they got caught. Not sorry their friend died. Nooooo, just shocked that it went down like that. Marcus’ mom says the typical stuff, “He was a good kid. Never did nothing wrong. blah blah blah.” It kills me. Where are these idiots when these “good kids” are bringing home stuff that mom and dad DIDN’T BUY there’s no way that the kid could have? I can just hear the bleatings now. “Oh, well, he said he found the 52 inch flat screen. And all that jewelry, well, he said he got them for helping old ladies across the street”

Tahjaue was arrested and there is already a “Free Tahjaue” movement going on. Pathetic. The police have not arrested C.L. yet.

So what say you? Good shoot? I don’t own a gun, because I would be a lot less controlled than C.L. When you have my hot temper, you don’t own guns. However, I know a lot of you are. So what say you? I say good for him. One more worthless waste of humanity who is now being bent over by the devil. Unfortunately, C.L. didn’t get the rest of the rat bastards. Better shooting next time.

The thugs do have myspace pages.

Here’s Tahjaue. So the guy with his middle fingers up, who is in a “savage pussy” mood and is in jail has God as a hero. And I thought Swaggart was funny.

~~Corpse’s~~ Marcus’ page here.

Not sure which of the others, but here’s one more.

Fun with Mug Shots! A special Sunday Edition of White Trash Wednesday

Ok, I’m still way burnt out on the serious political stuff. Yeah, yeah, I know. I was never that good with the political. I tried. Anyway, today, we are going to have a SPECIAL EDITION of White Trash Wednesday! I give you White Trash Wednesday, Special Sunday Edition: Fun with mug shots! We will cruise the Gaston Gazette and look at the mug shots from the weekend.

Here in North Carolina, we have our share of major rednecks. You can just hear the country music and the yeehaws. “here’s Uncle Joe, he’s moving kind of slow at the Junction”

Do the Palin glasses make me look smart too?

Now we also have our really cute ladies with the temper. These two hotties are charged with assault. Let’s get them a boxing ring with some mud and sell tickets!

Now this one in the red tank had a great weekend. On Friday, she assaulted someone and on Saturday she got drunk and started running around the neighborhood and was arrested again for drunk and disorderly. Sister, I want to party with you! Hey! She could take on the winner of the other 2 girls!

So, when you get arrested and you have no shirt, or are in PJ’s, it’s a 99% certainty that you’re a wife beater. Here are 3 of those “oh so tough they have to hit a woman to prove it” men:

This loser is actually a career actor. He’s always plays a townfolk in any western/redneck/mountain movie.

Yes, this dude in the hospital gown was charged with assault on a female.

Just look at the moustache. Is there any question of his charge? Or it’s accuracy? L-O-S-E-R!

Ok, so let’s go to the DWI winners and caption these mugs!

“Quick, take the wheel. I have a DWI already. They won’t arrest you! I’m going to kick his ass when I get out of here…”

Please let me go. PLEASE! I’ll do anything…

“I’m not drunk officer, I’m high. Oh, man, I’m so high. Wow, a unicorn!”

“Honey, the funniest thing happened to me on the way home from the bar!”

“Oh, Hi daddy! I’m going to need some money. And a lawyer too…”

“If I show them my boobs, will they let me go? I think I’ll just lean into the camera a bit. Can’t hurt!”

These three kings of Orient are arrested for…

If you said assault on a female, you’d be correct! Remember, shirtless means beater.

This next pair is in the category of “your family tree is a stump”. Yes, these next 2 are brothers, as if you couldn’t tell, and were arrested for drugs (gosh, no, really? Shocking!). Their names are Dustin and Justin. I guess like these two, their mom and dad weren’t too bright either. I think Thing 1 and Thing 2 would have been better.

Ok, this one was charged with “forced rape”. No comment.

These two were charged with prostitution and soliciting. I guess there’s a Viagra commercial there somewhere! “After I take Viagra, I am so ready, I offer money to every woman I see!!”

Here in North Carolina, we get our share of stars. Here’s Gary Bussey’s twin brother!

And finally, the winner of tonights white trash Wednesday, Sunday edition, this woman was charged with 10 different crimes. DWI, Posession, etc. The last one was public nudity when she did a strip for the officers before her mug shot, hoping that the entertainment would get them to let her go. As you can see by her expression the answer was “No dice”. Dang, she usually gets at least 20 for the lap dances and this one will have to be for free. However, all is not lost, the nudity charge was dropped when the DA said that the jail photo room was not public and therefore it had to be tossed.

So that completes this edition of white trash Wednesday, Sunday Special: fun with mug shots. I hope you enjoyed it. Here’s hoping we don’t find your picture here, or yes, it will get posted!

Sunday evening stuff

Ok, we’re supposed to be afraid of these people? Seriously? I saw this on Sondrak where Doug was talking about how the muslims were supposed to be good at math but maybe not so much. I read the source article here. Apparently many older mosques were not really pointing to mecca. So when the muslims were praying, they were not facing mecca. That’s fine. Back then they didn’t have things like GPS that could target and make sure. But what struck me is this line:

“Some worshippers are said to be anxious about the validity of their prayers.”

Ok, let me get this straight, your god, the one you tell us we are supposed to fear so greatly, the one who wants you to kill all us Christians and Jews and the like, CAN’T FREAKING HEAR YOU IF YOU’RE FACING THE WRONG WAY? HUH? Yeah, some all powerful being. The real God (note the use of capital) of Christianity and Jews and other religions can hear you when you pray silently, so there.

Speaking of freaking losers, meet Robert Daniel Webb:

This sack of trash lost his job. Now, I guess I should commend him for not getting down and all. He could have just stayed home and collected unemployment, which under Obama’s budget is like hitting the lottery, but hey Robert here has a plan! He’s going to hold up a store. The problem, no baby sitter. So, what to do? Again, Robert the brainiac had a plan:

He turns it into “Bring your daughter to work day”. Seriously, look at the look at the poor kids face. She is terrified. Daddy is her rock and her moral compass. He’s the one who scolds her when she does wrong. Now daddy is telling a store clerk that he will kill him and holding a gun on him. To his credit, he did drop the kid off at a friend’s house before hitting the next store and the kid is now safely with other family members. What a guy! It’s going to take a hell of a lot of therapy for this poor kid to get over this.

Let’s continue, with a Sunday edition of White Trash Wednesday. Meet Shana Brown! Pictured here with her boyfriend, Duane Calloway! Here’s her myspace page!

Where to begin.. Well, Shana has a daughter who is 13. That’s not enough for Shana. I guess the welfare checks weren’t big enough or something. She wants another baby! The problem? She can’t have one. She’s now sterile somehow. So she’s sitting on her couch one day mulling over the empty nest coming in 5 years and the lost welfare check. “What to do? Hmmmm. Oh, I know. I’ll have my boyfriend impregnate my daughter. WOW, Where do I get these great ideas?” So she calls in the daughter and the boyfriend and says, I want you to get with her and give me another baby. Duane yells “JACKPOT! SCORE!” and starts to strip. The daughter, however, disagrees. “Um, NO”. So mom tosses in a bonus for her. If you let him do you, I’ll let you MARRY him! Wow! What a bargain! You can’t describe Shana’s disbelief when her daughter says “HELL NO”. I mean, Duane is such a prize. He’s unemployed, he’s a pedophile, and look how handsome!
Now here’s where I get really pissed. She tells her (divorced) dad. He asks mom if she really wanted her to get it from Duane? Mom denies it and the dad leaves it alone and allows her to be taken back.

So Shana gets grumpy and decides to go for pizza one night. She tells Duane, “Now don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!” and winks and leaves. Duane slides over to the girl, yawns and puts his arm around her and tries to rape her. The daughter, making every dad proud, kicks the ever loving crap out of him. I don’t know how, the article doesn’t say, but she forced him off by kicking him over and over. Hope she was wearing 6 inch heels! Again, dad is informed and just asks Shana. Shana denies it and well, dad nods and says ok.

Not to be denied, Shana spikes the girl’s drink with booze and gets her to pass out. Now, I don’t know how you can have rum in a drink and not know it’s there, but she didn’t and she passed out. She woke up half naked with Duane towering over her.

Then one day, she gets sick at school. She comes home. Mom dopes her tea with medicine. She falls asleep in her bed and is woken up to Duane pulling the covers off. She slaps his hands and sits upright and Duane makes a hasty retreat.

Finally someone believes her. The police come in and her nightmare is over. Now, I’m ticked at mom and Duane, for sure. But DAD is just as big a target of my wrath. Once, ok, I can understand. It’s pretty farfetched mom asking you to make babies with boyfriend and then marrying him. Ok, I might believe mom on that when she denies it. But if shortly after, she says that the boyfriend tried to rape her, it’s time to get the guns.

One other thing I can’t help but wonder. If a guy rapes a woman with the assistance of another, aren’t they BOTH charged with rape? So where the hell are the attempted rape charges against mom? I abandoned the death penalty years ago, but this just screams for it. This daughter will need some serious help. I hope she gets it.

What did they do with the body?

Let’s put this one up in honor of Emperor Misha over at the Rott. Goblin decides to rob a store. Goblin gets distracted. Store person decides rather than call police, he’ll handle it. By the time the store clerk is done, the goblin is probably begging for police. He doesn’t get his wish. Last we see of the goblin, he is being pulled off to the back unwillingly. Hopefully he was in for some Jack Bauer treatment! I love the smell of justice doled out in self defense! The fun begins at about the 2:00 minute mark. Enjoy!

So let me get this straight

Obama wants to expand the S-Chip program to cover the medical expenses of illegal aliens but wants vets to pay for their own medical issues. S-chip has a clause that says a state may not check the citizenship of it’s applicants and that it must cover the applicant for at least 90 days while it evaluates the application. So when Juan needs some meds, he files an app on the S-Chip and gets his 90 days and gets his medicine. Meanwhile, a vet that gets his leg blown off, has to pay for his own rehab? War wounds take a long time to heal and Obama thinks they aren’t worth fixing?

Illegals are criminals who have no business in this country. They contribute nothing to our society except drunk driving deaths, rapes, murders, higher unemployment amongst legal citizens (who WOULD do those jobs) and bankrupt hospitals in California, Arizona, New Mexico amongst other states. They will get free health care and our veterans won’t. Basically, criminals are more valuable to Obama than true American heroes. Does that about cover it?

While you wait for content

Have some fun posts…

First some dogs:

A cool toilet prank

SKUNK!

Getaway foiled:

Finally, when you’re going to rob a bar, make sure it’s not a biker bar!

I’ll get off my lazy rear soon here and get going again. Just suffering a little burnout. Happy New Year!

a small restoration of faith

In the dark dreary world, every so often something happens that reminds you that amongst the self centered selfish masses, there is some good in the world.

Meet Fred Louis Ervin. Now it stands to reason that Fred has had a hard time in life. When you spend your days trying to avoid work and listening to rap cd’s, you’re not going to very successful. So what to do? I know. Carjacking! That’s a good career. And robbing gas stations! That will bring in some money!

So good old Fred heads on down the street looking for some free cash. He walks into the BP on ten-ten road and holds the place up. Now Fred isn’t too bright. He did all this without having a getaway car. What to do? Hey, let’s carjack a 53 year old woman. He heads across the road where he runs into Irene Moorman. He beats her up trying to get her keys from her. She’s pretty feisty so he wrestles her to the ground. While on top of her, other shoppers decide “No more” and circle him and try to get him to stop. A woman tries to hold him to stop him from getting away and a man cold cocks him repeatedly with a frozen turkey. None of the witnesses can recall exactly how many times the guy nailed him, but it was bad enough that when he finally stole the car, he couldn’t drive very straight. He nailed 5 cars on the way out of the parking lot.

The police arrested him and booked him so he won’t have to worry about how to get cash for a while. Unknown people stepped up and helped a stranger being attacked by a thug. They didn’t care whether or not he had a gun. They saw wrong and stepped in. None of them were named in the article so for those anonymous strangers, here’s to you. You make the world a better place and Irene may have been killed had you not stepped in. Thank you.

toot that horn!

Joe Horn, the have-a-go hero who shot dead a couple of thieving scumbag junkies on his neighbor’s lawn, got a no-bill from a Texas Grand Jury yesterday.

A Harris County grand jury on Monday ended the rancorous seven-month debate over Pasadena resident Joe Horn’s decision to gun down two illegal immigrant burglars in his front yard, concluding the act was a justifiable use of deadly force and not murder.

Illegal Immigrants? Check.

The Nov. 14 call ended with the sound of Horn racking a shell into his 12-gauge shotgun’s chamber followed by three gunshots that killed Colombians Diego Ortiz, 30, and Hernando Riascos Torres, 38.

Each man was shot in the back. They had taken about $2,000 in the burglary.

Caught in the commission of a crime? Check.

Not much wrong so far, I hear you say.

Frank Ortiz, a member of the local League of United Latin American Citizens chapter, said he hopes federal authorities investigate the case further.

“That’s amazing that they would no-bill him with so much evidence against him,” Ortiz said. “It’s amazing to me that anyone with a Hispanic surname cannot get justice. This was no more than a vigilante.”

You think? Sounds like this particular person with a Hispanic surname disagrees.

“I just praise God that he was not indicted, that our country is still behind our good, honest people,” said Velma Cabello, 61. “He is a hero in my book.”

Good for you sir, although his notable success from that distance is making me reconsider my 20 gauge Mossberg as an effective door/yard/anywhere-close-to-me gun.

I have 4 words for the liberals today

I want you to know, liberals, that I mean this with all the sincerity I can muster. Eat s**t and die.

Here is a video of a man in Hartford Connecticut being run over by a car. The deed happens at the 20 - 23 second mark of the tape. If you are squeamish, look away at nineteen seconds and count to 5. The purpose of this is not to be sensational. It is to vent. Look at the reaction of the people here. No one. Not one person pulled over or went over to help. For over a minute and ten seconds, this man lay in the street hurt or dying until a cop who was answering another call stopped. No one tried to help. No one called for help. They did appear to take pictures with their camera phone at the minute ten mark though. I’m sure he’ll enjoy seeing his wrecked body on the internet while he lies paralyzed in bed.

So why do I tell the libs to eat s*it and die? Well, let’s have a lookie at the voting percentages from the last election of Hartford county Connecticut where the city of Hartford is. What? 84 percent voted green, dem, socialist or Nader to 16 for Bush and libertarian? No, can’t be. Liberals are compassionate. Remember? Must be wrong. Ok, Let’s check 2000. Well, hey, liberal candidates 65.3, Bush 34.7. Almost 2 to one eight years ago, over five to one now. Those weren’t compassionate conservatives.

Typical liberal selfishness. It would have taken all of ten seconds to kneel down and see if he was ok, or to try to talk to the person, or to stop and call for help. Bleepholes. This country needs hope and change alright. No doubt about it. We need to hope we can have a plague or something eliminate enough liberals to change the selfish attitude of the “blue” parts of the country.

The police chief of the town says “At the end of the day we’ve got to look at ourselves and understand that our moral values have now changed. We have no regard for each other.” Ya think? I hope your pathetic liberal bastion rots. I have no doubt the story would have been different here in smalltown bitter gun and God clinging America. Trash. Pure unadulterated trash. And we let them vote. Bah!

Attacking the troops in Washington, DC

Can we question their patriotism now?

Recently, there have been local incidents in which military personnel have been verbally assaulted while commuting on the Metro. Uniformed members have been approached by individuals expressing themselves as anti-government, shouting anti-war sentiments, and using racial slurs against minorities.

In one instance, a member was followed onto the platform by an individual who continued to berate her as she exited the metro station. Thus far, these incidents have occurred in the vicinity of the Reagan National Airport and Eisenhower Ave metro stations on the yellow line, however, military members should be vigilant and aware of their surroundings at all times while in mass transit.

Should you be approached by any individuals expressing anti-government/anti-war sentiments, or any other types of direct verbal assault, immediately notify your local police jurisdiction. If riding metro, exit the train at the next stop, distance yourself from the individual, and notify the Metro Transit Police Department.

For this and any other suspicious activity, NGB personnel are also asked to notify the Pentagon Command Center at (703)697-1001, and the NGB Antiterrorism/Force Protection Officer, MSgt Cyril Charity, at (703)607-2396 or (571)239-1109 (after duty hours).

You know, this doesn’t have to happen. There’s no way there weren’t any innocent bystanders when this stuff was happening, and if they didn’t speak up, shame on them.

If you see this kind of thing happening, speak up. These scumbags ought not to feel free to behave this way in public without becoming pariahs.

Another Obama supporter BUSTED electioneering

Remember this incident where an Obama supporter was videotaped electioneering inside the polling place?

They got another one.

Not that I’m surprised - everyone knows how this kind of thing has always been going on with the Democrats forever. It’s just sort of shocking to actually SEE it, especially with it being done so brazenly. Bitch can’t even pretend she didn’t know, because she hid when election officials came around, and got defensive with the people filming. Bitch.

I’m going to make sure I get placed in heavily Democratic precincts on election day when I volunteer to do poll-watching. I’ve always been sitting at the mind-numbingly boring ones where nothing is going on. Not any more.

Y’all might want to think about volunteering to poll-watch in your area, too, at least for a couple hours. There’s nothing to it, and someone’s got to keep these criminals from cheating like they always do. Apparently these jackasses that got caught on film are used to being “watched” by accomplices. Idiots. Stupid, clueless, bassackwards, dishonest, low-life idiots. You’ve gotta love that they’re caught on film, being shown to the world on YouTube. Finally.

(Cross-posted at McCain Blogs)

Election LOL-apalooza

I guess I shouldn’t “LOL,” but it is funny how Democrats are always shrieking about unfair elections when you read stuff like this:

We entered the Crooked Creek Baptist Church in Washington Township at approximately 10:15 AM and noticed an Obama volunteer had set-up directly across from the voter check-in table. We noticed that she was actively speaking to voters. The sign on the table stated “Trouble Voting? Talk to me.” and “Obama for America.” She wouldn’t identify herself and directed us to call the campaign for information. We contacted the County Clerk’s Office and they stated they would contact the Polling Inspector to investigate. See the video for yourself: …

Busted! Idiots.

Oh, and you stay classy, Clintonistas. (At least they weren’t cheating–just obnoxious.)

As with the Pennsylvania primary election, you can follow breaking news reports of election shenanigans at Election Journal. If you have Twitter, you’ll get even faster updates by following them.

Others to watch at Twitter: Patrick Ruffini, Campaign2008, and Political Ticker.

Terrorists Support Democrats!

Seedubya has done a nice little chart so you can keep track of which terrorists support which candidate. (Larger, clearer versions are at the link.) BE SURE to hit the links he’s posted for more that goes beyond what would fit on the chart–and yes, file those away in the dossiers as well.

stein hoist Nice Deb, with a massive list of nasty Friends of Barry.

Expose Obama: The “soft on crime” ad

Some people are calling this a “Willie Horton” ad, and I guess that’s fair–Floyd Brown is behind both ads. Allah thinks it’s “lame” and presumably unfair, but I’m with Ace. If facts are unfair, too bad.

Besides, this definitely has nothing to do with John McCain. Floyd Brown hasn’t exactly been cheerleading for him; in fact, he was quite loudly opposed to him quite recently, having put out an anti-McCain ad nationally just a couple months ago. (Sorry, no link–find it yourself.) Because of it, even while I was still a Fredhead, I vowed to never send money to any group of Brown’s again, as I had in years past. That’s not gonna keep me from showing this ad, though. I don’t like the messenger, but the ad is essentially correct.

Will this ad make a difference in the end? I doubt it. It’s early, and this kind of thing isn’t so shocking anyway, not with the stuff you see all the time on teh internets these days. I dare the libs to get pissy about it, considering the vile, untrue things they throw at McCain–and especially at Bush. Too bad for the Obamessiah if the truth hurts.

Rozita Swinton a PLEDGED OBAMA DELEGATE (UPDATE w/CORRECTION)

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Rozita Swinton is not a “pledged Obama delegate.” Thanks to “not so dummocrat,” who clarified with the following (in the comments):

This woman is NOT a state delegate and will have no role in the Democratic National Convention unless she is selected by the State of Colorado to do so (which I highly doubt will happen now).

Please review the article in the Denver Post that is referenced above and I quote: “Swinton is also listed on the El Paso County Democratic Party’s website as her NEIGHBORHOOD PRECINCT’S delegate to the state Democratic convention in May, supporting Sen. Barack Obama.” (capitalization, mine)

Danometer is correct that the State of Colorado will not select their delegates until May 17th, Swinton represents precinct #269 El Paso County ONLY. She is not a delegate of the level that we hear being described on the national news. Local delegates are meaningless until elected at their state convention to represent the state itself.

Please amend your opening statement that this woman is a “PLEDGED BARACK OBAMA STATE DELEGATE”. She is not. She is simply a local precinct delegate and these can be any quack in a clown suit. The implication that she has some direct connection to the DNC is misleading.

I said previously that I’d make a correction if this proved to be incorrect, and I apologize for posting (unintentionally) misleading information. Contrary to what a stupid poo-flinger in comments who calls him/herself a “voice of reason” (LOL!), I have absolutely NO intention of purposely spreading information that is known to be false. I haven’t done that in the four years I’ve been blogging, and I don’t plan on starting that now.

Rozita Swinton is indeed a quack in a clown suit.

One more note to add in this update: I noticed that this post has turned up very high in Google search results, and Google search hits bring in all sorts of people. Unfortunately, that includes some of the worst hateful scum on the planet. I’ve already deleted several comments that were in moderation because of racist content. A sample of such IS in the comments (the reason why it’s left there is noted), but that is the sole exception to my strict rule about racist shit on my blog. If you are a racist and want to make this a racial issue, please–PISS OFF AND DIE. You are neither invited nor welcome here, and you will not have your comments posted. Don’t think you can sneak in coded racist language, either; I’ve got pretty good radar for that garbage and do not tolerate it, EVER. You may think that because this is a blog written by a conservative from Alabama that it’s okay here, but you could not be more painfully wrong. Die in a fire, racist scum.

[End update.]
—————————————————-
Not just a supporter, a delegate. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Gotta love those Dummocrats!

Rozita Swinton, the woman arrested today for falsely tipping off the police that she was an abused child bride at the FLDS polygamy cult in Texas is a PLEDGED BARACK OBAMA STATE DELEGATE!!

It was her initial false report that started the investigation which has led to the removal of 400 children from their parents’ custody.

Boy, those Democrats sure know how to pick ‘em, don’t they? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Obama delegate Rozita Swinton