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LiveLeak Pusses Out

Oh, well. The Jawas have uploaded it in God knows how many places. Here’s my Google Video version:

Robert Spencer On Jawa Radio

Robert Spencer, director of Jihad Watch, and author of The Truth About Muhammed, was kind enough to grace us schlubs with his presence.

I’m Kike And I’m Proud!

You’ll have to wade through it for about 45 minutes, but it’s there.

Believe It Or Not

The Navy SEALs need our help! They’re conducting a fundraising drive to build a memorial to their fallen comrades.

We have officially entered into the UDT/SEAL Memorial fundraising campaign. This memorial will be dedicated to all of the Naval Special Warfare men who have sacrificed their lives over the past century.

I think I can dig up some loose change somewhere, how about you?

Do You Like To Travel To Foreign Lands, Meet Exotic People…

…and kill them?

Then this is the website for you.

Started by an Army Ranger, but don’t be fooled, anyone can join up. Click on the “forum” link at the top of the page.

God bless these men.

Diaperhead

Because politics really isn’t all that different from American Idol. A bunch of idiots on a stage, trying to screech their way into the grand prize.

I Got Something

The debut of Liberation Radio, hosted by Jane Novak

Produced and engineered by yours truly.

Lay Off My Sister

You know who you are. Those of you accusing Beth of being a liberal because she supports McCain.

I don’t agree with her choice, but it’s her choice. And I know damn well she’s no liberal.

~~Those of you who think you’re supporting Beth’s cause, well, you’re not all that much better.~~

Vinnie, I don’t know about McCain vs. Romney on the 11th Commandment “Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.”

~~Nowhere in that thread did I mention Romney. Get your fucking facts straight. As far as I’m concerned, you’ve discredited every other comment you’ve left.~~

The fact is, I don’t support anyone right now. I lean towards Rudy or Romney, but I’ll vote for the nominee when we have one.

Finally, one little last reality slap. Nobody, and I mean nobody, out in the real world gives a flying fuck. They don’t pay attention until 6 weeks before the election, and most of them don’t live their lives according to the 24 hour news cycle.

So, get off my sister’s back. Get your facts straight, and for fuck’s sake get a fucking life.

Let me leave you with this:

The Paultard Express Rolls Into Iowa Too!!!

Not to be outdone by the FredHeads, the Paultards have their own “Ron Paul Express.”

I Can’t Wait For This Season Of American Idol

There goes the neighborhood:

‘American Idol’ auditions to draw big crowds

Stan Benis has lined up security for an Elvis Presley concert, helped organize the annual Berkshire Hathaway stockholders meeting and dealt with the mob around motivational speaker Zig Ziglar.

But the director of event operations at the Qwest Center Omaha has never tackled anything as unusual as this week’s “American Idol” auditions. They’re essentially two events, he says — an outside gathering of as many as 15,000 people beginning today and a concertlike audition inside on Friday.

I take comfort in knowing that out of 15,000 simpering douchnozzle twatwaffles showing up to audition, only about ten are actually from Omaha. And I probably know 5 of them.

Which gives me a good excuse to bring out ‘ol reliable.

Paultards: The Science Behind The Mystery

Thanks to modern science, we know now who is behind the internets Paultard phenomenon.

If seven hundred genetically altered mice typed for seven hundred years, one of them would turn out the works of ¡Ron Paul!

This also applies to the Kossacks, Huffposters, and bloggers whose names rhyme with Jamela Shlussle.

Mine’s Better

The Carmina Burana? WTF?

Thanks

For the sympathetic condolences.

Nothing I type right now could properly express my gratitude.

The World Is So Cold, Now That You’ve Gone Away

Dad, June 12, 1940 - July 11, 2007

Leaving flowers on your grave
Show that I still care
But black roses and Hail Marys
Can’t bring back what’s taken from me

I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could trade
I would

A Priceless American Treasure

What would we do without her?

Deb “sue ‘em for fair use” Schlusselupagus, Winner of the Rocky Mountain Oyster Eating Competition, 14 years in a row.

Stein hoist: Sondra

UPDATE from Beth:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ::can’t…breathe::

…OK, now that’s just awesome. I was starting to think I was just having a nightmare the other night when Debbuh was on Red Eye, and then I forgot about it. Oh, how wrong I was. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! (Where have I been?)

It had even occurred to me to revive White Trash Wednesday yesterday just for Debbuh, but hey, I got lazy. (Shocker, I know.) No matter, Dennis has it. :cheese:

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