Archive for the 'American Idol' Category
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AI Execution. Please off them all
- Posted by Chris on May 7th, 2008 filed in American Idol, General, Stupid, WTF
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AI’s Final 4
- Posted by Chris on May 6th, 2008 filed in American Idol, Stupid, WTF
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American Idol’s Jason Castro gets the boot!
- Posted by Beth on April 30th, 2008 filed in American Idol, Stupid
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AI Final 5 perform Neil Diamond
- Posted by Chris on April 29th, 2008 filed in American Idol, Stupid
- 7 Comments »
American Idol Elimination - 4/23/08
- Posted by Beth on April 23rd, 2008 filed in American Idol, Stupid
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Election Day American Idol - Vote for None of the Above
- Posted by Beth on April 22nd, 2008 filed in 2008 election, American Idol, Barack Obama, General, Hillary Clinton, Politics, Stupid Pennsylvania · primaries
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I swore I wasn’t going to turn this into a Photoshop blog, but…
- Posted by Beth on April 22nd, 2008 filed in 2008 election, American Idol, Barack Obama, Funny, Internet, Politics, Things I Love
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AI Results. 7 cut down to 6
- Posted by Chris on April 16th, 2008 filed in American Idol, Stupid
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American Idol 4/15/08 - Buy a Gun Day!
- Posted by Beth on April 15th, 2008 filed in American Idol, General, Stupid
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AI down to 7
- Posted by Chris on April 10th, 2008 filed in American Idol, General, Stupid
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American Idol - Death Metal Night!
- Posted by Beth on April 8th, 2008 filed in American Idol, General, Music, Video
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AI 4/2/08 - David Cook Sickened by Country Music; Will Elimination Night Cure Him?
- Posted by Beth on April 2nd, 2008 filed in American Idol, General
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AI Cancelled!
- Posted by Chris on April 1st, 2008 filed in American Idol, General, Stupid
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American Idol Top Ten: Elimination Night
- Posted by Beth on March 26th, 2008 filed in American Idol
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American Idol Top Ten Night
- Posted by Beth on March 25th, 2008 filed in American Idol, General
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Well, after tonight, we have only 2 weeks and 4 shows to go. Wow, time flies fast. Here’s hoping that one of the dudes go. I’m not big on syesha, but at least she has a nice enough bahonkis to crush on for a while…
Which of course is not nearly as exciting as say the NCAA’s final 4 or hockey’s final 4 or the national booger pickers final 4 or really, nearly any final 4 on the planet. But we have to be there as is our sentence. Come heckle with us…
PSYCH! (Shhh. I’m going to make happen by sheer force of will.)
UPDATE:
Shit. So much for force of will. Oh well, Brooke sucks anyway. If it couldn’t be Poopyhead leaving, I’m glad it’s her (although I’ve wished for Susan/David A. to go home since the first week).
Neil Diamond is here this week. The dinosaurs just keep coming…
GO HOME POOPY!!!
I think we’ll do both AI and election snark tonight, because I think the election is far more interesting than Susan, Cookie, and Crazy Carly. So see? You don’t even have to be a masochist and watch AI to jump in and heckle the chumps–heckle the chumps from AI or the candidates with us!
Brooke (who seriously needs to STFU) is the latest target at Vote for the Worst, although VFTW seems to have the opposite intended effect this year. (Thank God!)
UPDATE:
Be here tomorrow night for execution–er, elimination night!
Chris found the goatse’d Obama logo for me. Yay! (I was dreading having to cut out the hands from the original myself.)

Still feeling too lazy to do any real blogging, even though it’s PA election day. I’m sure I’ll figure something out later.
Stupid American Idol is on tonight, and dammit, I wanna watch the election coverage instead of live-blogging AI idiocy. I think we’ll live-blog AI *and* the election stuff at the same time–just mix it all up into one big hatefest. Vote for None of the Above! (Be here!)
Dial Idol says B3 are Carly, Brooke and Syesha with Syesha going home.
I thought about mentioning how American Idol taxes my sanity, but Buy a Gun Day seemed more appropriate, especially since AI taxes my sanity every week. ;)

That’s for you, idiot AI voters who kept Poopy/Brooke/Susan alive last week. :P
Good bye poopy, hopefully!
UPDATE by Beth: Sorry I missed it! My new teevee arrived late and I was busy setting it up–I just got it going as Aussie was finishing his goodbye song.
So WTF, AI voters? Poopy is still around? Bah. You suck.
Oh, wait…sorry, it’s not death metal night for AI, at least on TV. Since my teevee died, it will be for me. :) Oh, how sad, I’m going to miss seeing the show tonight. LOL
Here’s your metal, headbangers (ahem–TC). This is Mortal Share by Insomnium, whom I found on Last.fm and have had on constant play for the last couple of days. I know, you think I’m weird, a 41 year-old wingnut mom listening to this. Deal with it. :)
If nothing else, if the muzak on American Idol gets unbearable, you can fall back on this!
David Cook, or as we call him, “Cookie,” burnished his emo cred some last night after American Idol and was hospitalized.
“A.I” contestant David Cook was rushed to the hospital tonight after experiencing heart palpitations and high blood pressure, and released a few hours later. His condition is still not resolved.
Okay, so it really wasn’t the country music–I was projecting. *I* was sickened by it.
An “A.I.” exec tells us Cook has been completely stressed out because his brother, who has been sick with cancer, had a setback within the last week. Earlier in the season, just before a performance, David collapsed and said he could not go on — though he pulled it together at the last minute.
That sucks about his brother, to say the least. TC says Cookie probably got a BP spike due to excessive hair gel seeping into the bloodstream. I tend to agree. Here’s hoping the docs ordered a haircut.
Okay, so Chris, Scott, and I completely disagreed on last night’s show. Chris’ picks, from first to worst:
1. Susan (David A.)
2. Kristy
3. Rami
4. Carly
5. Cookie
6. Michael
7. Brooke
8. Syesha
9. CastroGoing home: Brooke
Scott:
Top 3: Cookie, Susan, Aussie
Bottom 3: Poopy, Sciatica, Brooke
Going home: Sciatica
Poopy, is, of course, Poopyhead. Er, Jason Castro’s dreadlocks. Sciatica is Syesha. :)
My picks:
1. Cookie - wasn’t country
2. Aussie (Michael Johns) - wasn’t country
3. Sciatica - wasn’t country
4. Brooke? I hate country music, but it didn’t make me sick.
5. Everyone else, with Susan the worst.
Going home: Ramiele. Sorry, guys. I know you lurve her. I thought she was weak. Maybe Poopy, though. One can only hope. Not to worry, as TC said last night, “He’s destined to be a troubador for the beach bar scene along the Gulf Coast. He’s going to wear Hawaiian shirts and have parrot props on stage.”
LOL. Isn’t that the truth. On second thought, I pick Poopy to go home. Or to the Redneck Riviera. Either way, he’s gone.
Okay, so below the break - ELIMINATION! Heckle the losers with Chris, Scott, TC, Sierrahome, and me! (And maybe Greta?)
April Fool!
Who’s finally getting the boot tonight? Jump in and heckle the FAIL of American Idol with us, haters! :D
They’re doing songs from the year they were born.
David Archuleta (1990)
Michael Johns (1978)
Chikezie Eze (1985)
Jason Castro (1987)
David Cook (1982)
Brooke White (1983)
Carly Smithson (1983)
Ramiele Malubay (1987)
Syesha Mercado (1987)
Kristy Lee Cook (1984)
:shudder: I have to handle this without Chris tonight, so please jump in and keep me sane. Kthx.
Well, Kristy is Vote for the Worst’s pick. Heh. 1-800-IDOLS-09 or text ‘VOTE’ to 5709. (Maybe they’ll keep her around for Scott?)
I’m guessing about the phone numbers based on the order of performance -
01 - Ramiele
02 - Jason / Poophead
03 - Syesha
04 - Chikeze / Cheesy
05 - Brooke
06 - Michael / Aussie
07 - Crazy Carly
08 - David A. / Susan
09 - VFTW and Scott’s favorite, Kristy
10 - David Cook / Cookie
BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHT for the executions!

























