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One year after Maryland instituted a special tax on millionaires, the number of millionaires, according to tax records, has dropped from about 3,000 to about 2,000.

The Baltimore Sun: “Taxes collected from those returns as of last month have declined by roughly $100 million.”

The local Chamber of Commerce argues that it’s because the millionaires are moving away to Virginia and Pennsylvania (easier in Maryland than in some other states, since it’s so small). State officials say it’s too early to tell. Uh-huh

you can’t have it both ways barry

Ogabe is insisting that one of his major objectives is to get the banks ‘lending again’, while he simultaneously insists on striking stupid, cosmetic, initiative-killing poses for the cameras.

WASHINGTON — The Obama administration has begun serious talks about how it can change compensation practices across the financial-services industry, including at companies that did not receive federal bailout money, according to people familiar with the matter.

The initiative, which is in its early stages, is part of an ambitious and likely controversial effort to broadly address the way financial companies pay employees and executives, including an attempt to more closely align pay with long-term performance.

He honestly believes he knows best.

union thug returns

Barry’s threatening California with withdrawal of stimulus dollars if they don’t reinstate 2 bucks an hour to the Union home helpers.

Why is anybody even slightly surprised? He’s a Community Organizer. Have people not yet grasped how left wing this man is? He believes in organizing, he believes in ’spreading the wealth around’, so long as its other peoples’ money, and he’s basically a pacificist.

We’re being ‘organized’ right now. Believe me. This man is way to the left of Jimmy Carter, fo sho.

left at protein wisdom

I left the following comment at Jeff’s fantastic blog:

Silver - Obama is Blair x50. I said to my dad in 1997 that this man (Blur) is a bare-faced liar with a deity complex. Obama is the same, but with Ken Livingstone’s political outlook. They’re moving VERY quickly to sweep away American exceptionalism, both as an idea and a practical matter. We’re having our community organized for us.

With no lube.

mayday! mayday! swine flu update!

It’s still not a big deal.

It’s almost as if Obama and other ‘world leaders’ are using it as a pretext to distract the population from their insane leftist nationalization spendathons.

what the fuckity fucking fuck?

OK. Now I know the guy’s a fucking Fascist.

While Obama voiced his support for Chrysler and the deal with Fiat, he was pointed in his criticism of the investors who did not agree to this deal.

“I don’t stand with them. I stand with Chrysler’s employees and their families and communities,” the president said. “I don’t stand with those who held out when everybody else is making sacrifices. That’s why I’m supporting Chrysler’s plans to use our bankruptcy laws to clear away its remaining obligations.”

I don’t stand with them? What the fuck does that mean, Benito Mussobama?

He thinks private investors should take a giant haircut, at his fucking behest? The scabby fucking twat.

ALL HAIL KING BARRY!!!!!!

your government thinks you’re an idiot, part 54,933

Swine flu.

Give me a fucking break. Why not run a pandemic scare story on Sunday morning hangovers?

A more interesting news story, and for that reason we will not be hearing about it, is who was on Scare Force One during yesterday’s White House display of utter arrogance and immaturity.

Michelle has filed a FOIA request asking, inter alia, for the plane’s manifest.

What will the dodge be, to avoid providing this information? Any takers for ‘it’s classified’?

waterboarding news

How about we hold an investigation into the cold-blooded slaughter of three Somali teenagers, on the personal orders of President Braveheart?

please read the following reid, pelosi, obama and co

Oliver Cromwell’s Speech on the Dissolution of the Long Parliament
Given to the House of Commons
20 April 1653

It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your
contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and
enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell
your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have
no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience
for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den
of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the
whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone!
So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!

dear meghan. please stfu. thank you. martin

Meghan. You’re 24. The only reasons anybody reports on your babbling are:

1) You’re hot, but mostly

2) You’re regarded by the enemies of conservatism as hurting the cause.

Therefore, please stop.

b.o. first dog

And an amazingly good-looking shelter dog he is too. Congratulations on another lie ignored by the newshound community, President Bullshit, by the way.

And what’s with this name “Bo”? It’s been put about that I’ve been named after a cat owned by Malia and Sasha’s cousin. That would be bad enough but I’m reliably informed that my new owner is Barack Obama - “the One”. Check out those initials - B.O. Geddit? Bo. It’s always about him.

It’s not the dogs fault, although the ridiculous fucking gay pride bandanna it’s wearing certainly reflects poorly on Michelle, who has about the worst taste in clothes I have ever seen, so we shouldn’t be totally surprised.

four legs good, two legs better

Did teh Obamateur™ campaign against deficits? I think he may have done.

Drawing on his years as a community organizer on the South Side of Chicago, Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, said that while he intends to be a supportive partner if he wins the White House, the mayors should not count on significant additional help from Washington. Change, he said, comes from the bottom up, not from the top down.

Hear that? No top-down federal busybodying. It’s a bottom up process.

He also said Washington’s ability to help the cities would be limited in part by a long-term federal budget deficit left by the Bush administration, which he called “the most fiscally irresponsible administration in modern times.”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! That would be the second most fiscally irresponsible administration in modern times. We now have the most fiscally irresponsible administration in the history of mankind. So how d’you like them apples?

hearings? probably not

Remember the likes of Henry Waxman, when the Democrats regained Congress in 2006 (from where they have had 100% responsibility for the Federal budget ever since, incidentally)?

All the hearings we were going to have on Gitmo and waterboarding and war crimes and secret wiretaps?

Well, how come we aren’t hearing calls from Democrats for a blue ribbon committee to investigate the cause of the credit collapse?

I know. It’s rhetorical.

the karaoke president

Join in when you feel comfortable.

By the way, did you think Obamateur™ gifting an iPod (Made in China) on behalf of the United States of America to HM The Queen was classy? I’m sure it came with a charger that doesn’t work in the United Kingdom.

nationalize the banks, split them up, sell them back to the private sector

I can’t see any other way around this situation - Geithner’s latest plan to guarantee leveraged bets by a small number of selected managers smacks of impending oligarchy, and is simply recapitalizing the banks by stealth.

Would you guarantee a superleveraged loan to me to pay $80 for something that you know is worth $65?

That’s Tiny Tim’s crazy fucking plan - here’s the news folks; This will be the largest transfer of wealth from taxpayers to (selected) banksters in the history of the world, and it’s being promoted by the Federal government.

Ray dalio, manager of one of the world’s largest hedge funds said the following in conclusion of a brutal analysis of Little Timmy Taxdodger’s plan:

We don’t like the political/profile risks. If this plan gets scrutinized, which seems likely, there’s a lot about it that could cause controversy. Maybe we are misunderstanding it, but from what we seem to understand, given all of these issues, it looks to us like the sort of thing that the S.E.C. and other regulators wouldn’t allow if those of us in the private sector did it. Anyway, as it now stands, we don’t want to participate for these reasons.

Nice!

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