John McCain visits MVWRC
- Posted by Chris on August 23rd, 2008 filed in 2008 election, Barack Obama, Funny, General, John McCain, Politics
I want to thank you for inviting me to speak to your wonderful group this fine day…
WHAT!? DAY!? You prejudiced jerk. You came here on a day because you think that Barack Obama is mugging people at night. You think he wants to hurt you. You racist bastard.
Everytime I hear the word day, I think of the N-word…
I can’t believe he said the D-word. He’s so offensive. Keith, do you really think he thinks Obama mugs people? Of course he does Chris. Sharpton said so.
Your kidding me right? To continue, I want to tell you why I am running for president. I’m on this oil rig…
RIG!? RIG!? I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! That sounds like you know what. How DARE you!? You and your evil white people made this the U.S of KKKA already. Get your racist rear outta here!
Everytime I hear the word rig, I think of the N-word.
Oh, great, you made Michelle cry. Are you happy now? You typical white racist! Leave her out of it.
But, I didn’t say anything to her.
Oh, so you’re saying she’s faking her tears. You jerk. I’d beat your rear, but I’m a man of peace and the messiah doesn’t get his hands dirty.
I can’t believe he said the R-word to attack Michelle Obama and then lies about her tears. We used to love this guy. What happened to him Keith? Nothing Chris. He’s an evil republican. This is what they do.
UGH! My opponent runs a lot of commercials telling you why we can’t drill for oil. He has a lot of money..
OH, and I suppose NEXT you’re going to say he got that money pushing drugs. Another slander against the black man running for president. He has money so he has to be doing something illegal.
Everytime I hear the word money I…
Not now, Michelle, we need money.
I can’t believe how prejudiced his thinking is. He actually thinks that all blacks are pushers and dealers. I’m removing him from our address book.
No, I don’t think he did anything illegal. Now if I may continue. We need to find different sources of energy, yes. But we also need to get more oil. We can offset the carbon by planting more trees and…
TREES!?
Freaking A. You’re offended by trees?
You sit there and talk about trees and I know that’s code for lynching. You want to kill black people. You want to lynch Barack Obama. Admit it. Then you can be president of the United States of G.D. America.
Quick! Now Michelle!
Oh, sorry. Everytime I hear the word tree, I think of the N-word.
McCain actually suggested lynching Obama? Hanging him from a tree? Can you believe that Keith? Yes, Chris, he should be arrested for not being a democrat. Only in Bush’s America could someone think of doing something wrong. It’s why we need the messiah.
I never said to hang anyone. I’m trying to solve the oil crisis and be enviromentally friendly. We can’t keep depending on other countries for oil and
OH! So African oil isn’t good enough for you? Is that it? You think that since the Africans drilled for the oil it’s somehow inferior, don’t you? Don’t you?
What did he say?
Does it matter? That’s your cue.
I don’t know what he just said, but I’m sure it reminds me of the N-word.
I can’t believe he thinks African oil is inferior to other oil. Wow, what a bigot, eh Keith? Oh, Chris, the UN isn’t going to like this at all.
Actually, we get most of our oil from Canada and that won’t change unless…
Oh, so hymietown style whitey oil from Canada is ok, but that African oil harvested off the backs of the African brothers is not? Now you show your true self you racist, bigoted, homophobic trash.
Everytime I hear the words whitey oil, I think of the N-word…
I can’t believe he just said white oil is better. Wow he’s out of control.
Fine, I’m done. Thank you for letting me speak here. I’m John Mc…
JOHN! JOHN! Do you realize how many johns have oppressed the sisters in the hood by buying their bodies? Even your name is racist. Unbelievable. How can you stay in this? You better drop out or your chickens will come home to roost and I don’t mean KFC either.
Everytime I hear the word John, I think of the N-word.
It wierd. His parents knew he would be racist so they gave him a racist name, Keith. Chris, he should have changed it before running but was too racist to do so.
Do you really think this will work? How long do you think we can get away with this?
Dude, it’s all you have. It better get us to the morning of November 5th or we’re finished.
It’s only going to get worse man. Take it from me, it will only get worse. Oh well. Make the best of it. Hey Michelle, Hillary’s gone for a while. I have the house to myself. 914-555-1016. Call me!
Mike says:
N-word? KKK?
Aren’t we a bit over the top on this? Liked the concept though.
Elvis says:
Deleted by Chris.
Chris says:
Elvis: First and foremost, Michelle Obama is a very attractive woman. Her political views may be bad, but she is not ugly.
Second, calling her an ape is not acceptable comment behavior. The above post is merely pointing out that the Obama supporters and the media are using everything they can to paint anything McCain says as racist.
Chris says:
Mike maybe a bit over the top, yes, but Wright has used the US of KKKA and GD America. Believe it or not, I have heard Obama supporters on TV say that the following are just substitutes for the N-word: Arrogant, thug, condescending, smug, inexperienced and black. It’s absurd and that is why I did the post using them to show that.
Mike says:
You’re right …. much better with pictures …. adds context and makes it funnier
MC says:
Great post - got belly laughs from me!
gregor says:
Bravo! It is all they have and it won’t carry them to November.
cuchieddie says:
Michelle O’Possum is downright ugly. Buck teeth, flat hair, flat chest and lindebackers legs. Has anyone thought that she might just be a transsexual?
cuchieddie says:
Chris, do you drink this heavily this early in the day?
Micheal says:
Love it, funniest thing I have read all day.
ozaoB says:
First and foremost, Michelle Obama is a very attractive woman???
That woman’s face takes the “Hard” out of hard-on!Woman is as ugly as a hat full of assholes.
Chris says:
Cuchieddie, ozaoB,
Ok, very attractive may be overdone. I’ll give on that. But I don’t think she is butt ugly.
Either way, Elvis decided to call her an ape and that is what brought the wrath down.
Either way, THANKS FOR READING!!!! And COMMENTING!!!
I see your comments on Sondrak all the time and think they’re great. Glad to see you over here!
Chris in NC
Jack says:
Without a doubt, this is the funniest thing I’ve read this whole election cycle. I was laughing so hard I was crying.
Brilliant. Like the good old days of National Lampoon magazine!
Lord Bitememan says:
I’m going to say this right now, we don’t like it when they go after Cindy McCain, I say Michelle Obama is equally off-limits in the personal attacks dept. In her capacity as she campaigns for Obama, as Chris has lampooned, by all means send forth the legions. But, it simply isn’t right to make it personal with her simply by virtue of the fact that her husband is running for office. Cindy McCain’s past should be verbotten in this campaign, as should Michelle Obama’s looks or other personal attributes.
Now, can we please bring this back to a legitimate personal defect, like Obama’s scowl?
Chris says:
Hi Jack! Thank you! And thanks for reading.
LB: I agree there should be good taste limits. It’s why I removed Elivs’ comment. He used the term ape for her and that crossed the line. As for ugly/attractive, I don’t think they were hitting her as much as disagreeing with me. I think she’s moderately attractive, they didn’t and let me know. I won’t hit them for that. If they don’t appreciate the ladies that look similar to Michelle, more for those of us who do.
If we’re going to make fun of personal appearance defects, then unless we get Sarah Palin as president we’ll always have lots of material no matter who we talk about. :)
Claire says:
Ya cracked me up! Well done!
[and no, Michelle is not attractive -- too angry. looks like a walking grenade with a lost pin]
cuchieddie says:
Thanks for your comment Chris. I gotta tell ya though that the stuff our cats deposit in their litter box looks far better and probably smells much better than Michelle O’Possum.