Paris for president? She’s better than Barack
- Posted by Chris on August 6th, 2008 filed in Barack Obama, Celebrities, Funny, General, John McCain, Politics, Pop Culture, Video
Ok, not really presidential material, but look, she’s already more qualified than Barack. She’s held several jobs that people actually do (remember her TV series?). That makes her more experienced. She’s also more tactful. What has Barack Obama done after every commercial run about him? Cried like a spoiled little baby and played the race card. Compare that to Paris’ response: McCain uses her in an ad slamming Obama as a glorified celebrity. Does Paris get mad? No. Does she pout? Not any more than usual. Does she play a gender/celeb card? Nope. She does what she does best: She turns it around and markets it. Smarter, more tactful, more experienced and funny:
First, she picks at McCain a bit. That’s fair. He picked at her in his ad. She didn’t get nasty or mean. She poked and made fun. Then she makes it all about her in a positive way. She’s running for president now she guesses. Oh, and once she reads about the best place to tan, she has an oil plan. A plan that I will point out may not work, but already has more IQ behind it than Obama’s.
The saddest part of this is she shows more intelligence in this ad than Obama has ever shown. And she delivered it without notes or a teleprompter. Barack can’t do that! Now, I know the funny or die guys had their hand in it. But still, this is funny and quite frankly a nice distraction while the media pulls everything out to make Obama’s “inflate your tires and you’ll never have to fill up again” policy seem intelligent.
E.D. Kain says:
Great post. Yeah, the Paris response was probably her finest hour. I’ve always thought she was a twit (and still do) but the contrast to her response vs. Obama’s pathetic cry-babying is a stark one. And hilarious…
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