singing the flip flops
I kind of liked the “Another one under the bus”, so in keeping with old time rock songs, I present to you, “Changes” by Barack, sung, of course, to the tune by Bowie. And a one, and a two…
MMMM, Yeah,
You still don’t know what I am standing for
And my views are running wild
A million new positions
Every time I got one chal-ll-enged
There is nothing that is not so sweet
that I can’t toss it under the bus
But I’ve never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see this faker
I’m much too scared to take that test
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(I will change my mind)
Ch-ch-Changes
Press don’t hold me accountable
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(If you challenge me)
Ch-ch-Changes
Just gonna have to be ten different men
You may challenge me
But I’ll change each time
I watch the glaze hit the eyes
on brain dead lib tards
they stare and drool zombified
as brain rot floats through their eyes
Now my views they change and change
And the press will call that nuanced
As they try to change their words
and cover my many whopping lies
They’re quite aware of what they’re going through
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(time to lie again)
Ch-ch-Changes
Don’t tell me to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Smoother than Slick Will)
Ch-ch-Changes
Where’s my shame
I’ve left you up to your necks in it
You may challenge me
But I’ll change each time
Strange fascination, fascinating me
Changes are taking the place that I was
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(my views are real strange)
Ch-ch-Changes
Oh, look out you old moderates
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(my views are so insane)
Ch-ch-Changes
Pretty soon you’re gonna get a little wiser
You may challenge me
But I’ll change each time
I said you may challenge me
But I’ll change each time
No Runny Eggs » Blog Archive » The Morning Scramble - 7/9/2008 says:
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