Dear Hillary

In case you thought we were leaving Madame “Not Gonna Be” President out of the daily floggings

Dear Hillary,

I hope you are schizophrenic. I just wanted to tell you that I think Jeb Bush would be a wicked cool king. At this point, we need moar money in Bohemian Grove. When this circus started, I was very giddy, but now I’m craptastic. My delusional wish is for you to shoot the shit. I will ping Jeb Bush a bourbon.

Sincerely,
Beth C.

(The one that MacStansbury sent me was even nuttier than mine.)

Dear Hillary

UPDATE: Forgot to mention, I did edit mine slightly in this post to make it a little more to my liking (Jeb Bush a wicked grave-digger? No.) I needn’t have bothered, because it can’t possibly compete with this one from Shawn. HAHAHAHA!!!!



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3 Responses to “Dear Hillary”

  1. GravatarMay 17th, 2008 at 1:18 am
    Noah David Simon says:

    stop picking on her now!
    what the hell are you doing?
    she’s messing up Wam-Bam!

    pick ur fights Beth.



  2. GravatarMay 17th, 2008 at 6:10 am
    I. Shawn McElhinney says:

    Interesting template. Mine came out rather weird too.



  3. GravatarMay 17th, 2008 at 9:58 am
    Old Iron says:

    As did Mine.

    Thanks for being my idea mill today Beth!



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