AI gets to the final 2
- Posted by Chris on May 14th, 2008 filed in American Idol, Stupid
It happens tonight. Between now and then check out our friends at the Moxaragon Group who had the 4 leading candidates in the election to a round table. McCain, Hillary, Obama and Cobra the alien.
Here’s a snipet:
JOHN MCCAIN– Good to be here.
HILLARY CLINTON– Thanks for inviting me. White people vote for me!
BARACK OBAMA– It’s good for me to be here to bring hope and change to this roundtable.
COBRA COMMANDER– I will bring this wretched world to its knees with my army of genetically mutated cyborg spiders!
XRAN– Really, cool. Okay, first question for all the candidates. Where do you stand on Israel?
JOHN MCCAIN– On the ground you mangy flea bitten varmint! And if anyone looks at Israel cock-eyed I’ll reach down their throat and jerk out a lung.
HILLARY CLINTON– I pledge to stand by Israel and talk tough to all its enemies, unless it becomes more politically expedient for me to throw it to the wolves.
BARACK OBAMA– I will bring hope and change to the Middle East through a program of change and hope.
Also, check out their caption fun to caption an Obama picture!
See you at 9!
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