I just got back from 5 weeks in the Middle East, and I wanted to join your LiveBlog thingy, but the wife unit wanted to go to Luby’s for liver and onions. Luby’s does righteous liver and onions, for real. Thank Zorg for DVR. I was able to speed through all the Ryan Gaycrest pap and just watch the singing and judges comments, but I missed throwing in my pithy comments with you guys.
No one distinguished them-self tonight. It was a Fail-a-thon of epic proportions, brought to you in Fail-o-vision. All three were mediocre on their first songs, and it went downhill from there. Simon was spot on for the most part. I liked his comment about Loqueshia doing a lame cabaret performance on Fever, which she elevated to new heights of Fail. Cookie ran that Switchfoot song through the Ronco Fail-o-matic. I can never forgive him for opening up a ginormous can of Fail-Ass on Baba O’Riley. Susan actually has the best pipes of the three, but I can stand to look at her. Her middle song made me want to invade a foreign country, just to get away from the Bubonic Fail that she was carrying.
So how does one precipitate in the LiveBlog thang? Beth, can you send me an email with For Dummies instructions, pleeuhz?
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Elvis says:
Hey guys,
I just got back from 5 weeks in the Middle East, and I wanted to join your LiveBlog thingy, but the wife unit wanted to go to Luby’s for liver and onions. Luby’s does righteous liver and onions, for real. Thank Zorg for DVR. I was able to speed through all the Ryan Gaycrest pap and just watch the singing and judges comments, but I missed throwing in my pithy comments with you guys.
No one distinguished them-self tonight. It was a Fail-a-thon of epic proportions, brought to you in Fail-o-vision. All three were mediocre on their first songs, and it went downhill from there. Simon was spot on for the most part. I liked his comment about Loqueshia doing a lame cabaret performance on Fever, which she elevated to new heights of Fail. Cookie ran that Switchfoot song through the Ronco Fail-o-matic. I can never forgive him for opening up a ginormous can of Fail-Ass on Baba O’Riley. Susan actually has the best pipes of the three, but I can stand to look at her. Her middle song made me want to invade a foreign country, just to get away from the Bubonic Fail that she was carrying.
So how does one precipitate in the LiveBlog thang? Beth, can you send me an email with For Dummies instructions, pleeuhz?
Cheers,
Double Naught Eight
Beth says:
Elvis,
Welcome back!!! I’ll send you the details.
And your comment made me spew my Diet Coke, dammit! hahahahahaha