Are you a fascist?

Of course you are, you jackbooted Rethug. ;-P

Actually, probably not. If you’re like me, “you are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.”

stein hoist Dan Collins @ PW

My score was surprisingly lower than I expected it’d be - an embarrassingly low 3.266. Almost “liberal airhead” territory. And I took it again and only managed a 3.3? GTFO!



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14 Responses to “Are you a fascist?”

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    Martin says:

    3.4 disciplined but tolerant, sayeth the website to me.

    I’m actually indisciplined, largely intolerant, and also, it would seem, good at hiding it!



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    Lord Bitememan says:

    Got a 3.3, which is interesting because I’m easily to the left of Beth.



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    Janette says:

    4.56 and I was trying to be rather moderate on some questions.

    You know you aren’t surprised. I try to suppress my fascist tendencies most of the time but I do think the world would be soooo much better off if all of you would just do things my way. And when I say “my way” I am of course referring to the right way.



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    Janette says:

    Ah, upon closer inspection my problem seems to be this - Authoritarian Aggression: Tendency to be on the lookout for, and to condemn, reject, and punish people who violate conventional values.

    Yep, that sounds about right. Where’s my whip?



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    sierrahome says:

    You wanna see a REAL one??? An ORIGINAL???
    Our neighbors came here from Germany and were not just in the Hitler Youth (pretty much every kid was) but he was a 17 year old defending Berlin and she was 16 giving birth for the fatherland–her words not mine. They belong to a secret society that they oddly shared with me after a few years since I am of DEEP German decent.
    Anyway in that conversation this meek mild mannered older man looked at me and said “not one f@cking jew was killed, every one in our town came back after the war”. –Just creepy–they literally still practice a sort of Nazi religion that was common among these Bavarian Nazis.



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    sierrahome says:

    BTW–they are screaming liberals and all but two of their kids have some real drug or alcohol problems–14 children in all.



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    JR says:

    Well, I still remain painfully mainstream. I scored a 3.8. Guess I’m too practical to be an extremist. ;)



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    Beth says:

    See, I think I’m more like you said, Janette. But then, the way I *think* isn’t the way I act. Plus with those questions, I’m always thinking of the exception rather than in absolutes, so it’s almost impossible for me to say “totally agree/disagree” except in a couple of things.



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    Beth says:

    Also, LB: I think it’s more of a totalitarian/libertarian thing, rather than conservative/liberal. I don’t think of myself as libertarian, but I’m definitely not a fan of the gubmint being in people’s business. (Patriot Act and the like being a HUGE exception - I’m all for it.)



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    7 Things You Really, Really Oughtn't Eat [Dan Collins] says:

    [...] am a liberal airhead, with an F-Score of 2.4827586206896552.  (h/t Beth) Posted by Dan Collins @ 6:39 pm | Trackback Share [...]



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    doubleplusundead says:

    Liberal Airhead? I got like a 2.6 or something, I make for a really crappy RethugliKKKan Fascist…

    I think this is more of a libertarian/authoritarian test than anything…



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    raz0r says:

    Well, whadda ya know, I’m a true American.



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    Beth says:

    I’m actually indisciplined, largely intolerant, and also, it would seem, good at hiding it!

    So am I. Maybe the undisciplined part balances out the intolerance. ;)



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    steveegg says:

    I like it that a tick above 4.0 is considered mainstream.



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