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a steaming pile of obama part 2

• Posted by Chris on May 4th, 2008 filed in 2008 election, Barack Obama, Candidates, General, Hillary Clinton, Politics    

Hey, Edwardsina, where the heck are you? Dang it. 4 hours at the hair dresser. I’ve had it. She’s going to pay. This week, I’m taking care of that.

Sorry boss. Traffic was terrible. The limo was stuck in traffic.

Yeah, traffic. Right. Let’s continue our list of fun facts about Obama and see what we come up with. Last we talked to you, we were summarizing Obama up. In short, he’s a lefty super hero. They marvel at him. So do I. I want to know how he defies the laws of physics. He sucks and blows at the same time! If this is the best the Dems have to offer, then they will never again see the inside of the Oval Office without a tour reservation.

Good one boss! That was hilarious. Me Next!

He makes things up like Hillary does:

Obama was making fun of Hillary’s “Sniper fire landing” that never happened. Fair enough. It was stupid and a lie and she deserved ridicule. However, at a speech in Selma last year, he thanked and praised the Kennedy’s because JFK had a program that brought people from Kenya to America to study. In an attempt to suck up to the illegal immigrant community, he said his dad was one of those Kenyans and when he got here, he never left. He overstayed like the other illegals did. Later, he met and married Barack’s mom and they had Barack. Only one problem: Obama’s dad was here a full year before that program started. Oops! I guess he’ll have to unsear that one from his memory, eh?

Wow, that was good Edwardsina. I’m shocked you thought of that. Let’s continue.

He will negotiate with hostile regimes without preconditions:

In a debate, he said “If we think that meeting with the president is a privilege that has to be earned, I think that reinforces the sense that we stand above the rest of the world at this point in time” Hey, guess what? WE DO stand above the rest of the world! The USA stands for things like freedom and individual rights and the ability to choose what kind of life you want. Whether it is a life of work and success or a life of slacking off, welfare and poverty, you get to make yourself what you want. You can go from a nothing to a millionaire in this country. This country is generous to people inside of it and outside its borders. This country cares about freedom around the world. That makes us better than tin pot dictators. We are better than the rest. That’s why the line to get in is a heck of a lot longer then the one getting out. That doesn’t mean all Americans are better than all others. We have some big time losers too (one is named Barack). However, America is better than the rest. Being better, we have to stand for something in the world. We have to make sure people who get face time with the president are people we want to promote. Simply put, a picture with a president is worth a 1000 guns. If we meet with a butcher like the leaders of Iran or Syria, we make them legitimate in the eyes of their people. If we meet with them, we say the terrible treatment of their people by them is legitimate. We cannot do that when they stand for everything we are against. We have to have standards and we must keep them. So yes, it is a privilege to meet the president and it needs to stay that way. That means no meeting with our enemies unless strict pre-conditions are met. Heck, even Hillary knows that. Sheesh.

Think about what he is thinking when he says “It reinforces the sense that we stand above the rest of the world.” What his logic says is that we are not and should not strive to be superior. Therefore we are inferior or mediocre. Hey, Barack, by your own logic, if being superior is so bad, are you going to strive to be an inferior and mediocre president? Look, some people are good at football. Some are bad at it. Some are really good and are superior at it. We reward excellence. The best get big contracts. The rest watch them on TV. It’s the same with countries. Some are good in the world, some aren’t. What he is saying is that we should not be excellent, and we are not excellent, and we should not demand it from others. Therefore we are no better than the thugs. That is wrong. But the ironic twist is this: if not for this great nation being superior and being the one that everyone wants to get into, Barack’s dad would never have come here and Barack would be sitting on a dirt floor in a grass hut with flies crawling all over him in the middle of Kenya. But hey, the Whitehouse isn’t anything better, right Barack?

Later we’ll delve into Barack’s crime beliefs. Let’s just say they are scary as heck. Here’s one example: In Illinois, a lot of cities have banned guns. You flat out can’t own them. Gee go figure, the crime rates in these cities skyrocketed. Well, to combat the onslaught, a lot of citizens kept their guns and didn’t turn them in. People would defend their homes, and after the police collected the bad guys, they then arrested the home owners for having the gun. In some cities, it was a felony, in others a misdemeanor. The state government stepped in and decided to consolidate the laws. A new state law was proposed that would make it only a misdemenor for defending you in your home if handguns were banned in that city. Obama voted against it and for making it a felony to defend yourself with a gun. So someone kicks in your door and you defend yourself with a gun, you become a felon. It doesn’t matter what the person wanted to do to you. You are a felon and could be going to jail. Barack’s world view: thugs, criminals and dictators are great, you suck now pay the government more. This guy should be an easy win when this stuff hits the news media.

But that’s the problem isn’t it. The media won’t print these inconvenient truths. They are covering for this guy and we will have to embarrass them into doing their job. To show you what we’re up against, here’s a little media research. Here is an apple to apple comparison on how the media is treating Obama different from everyone else. Back when the Republicans were having their nomination process and it looked like Romney had a chance to win the nomination, there were over 200 stories in the press on how Romney’s grandfather and great grandfather had many wives and how would that shape Romney’s world view. Romney actually had to address that and point out that he is married to one woman and was never even divorced. However, only one paper has bothered to mention that Obama’s FATHER had many wives as did his grandfather. For some reason that isn’t important and won’t impact Barack’s views. I guess they expect democrats to be slime. Look, I know people shouldn’t be tied to their fathers, but in this case, the media wants it both ways. One way for Romney the republican, the other for Barack the democrat.

We’re in for a fight this year, so donate to those 527’s and let’s get to the blood letting. God Bless you and God Bless America! Good night!