Barack Obama Rumors
- Posted by Beth on April 23rd, 2008 filed in 2008 election, Barack Obama, Funny, Jokes, Links, Politics
RUMOR: Barack Obama was in the Black Panthers.
STATUS: False.
He does not like felines; in fact, he eats live kittens for breakfast.
RUMOR: Barack Obama will have the Black Panthers in his administration.
STATUS: False.
He will, however, have black pants.
RUMOR: Barack Obama is exceptionally gifted and will Changeā¢ America.
STATUS: False.
Being just like any other person, he will, however, change his underwear. Occasionally.
RUMOR: Michelle Obama has burned the flag.
STATUS: False.
This is a misunderstanding; she has actually turned a man into a fag*.
Idea shamelessly ripped from Frank J.’s much funnier rumor fact-check. ;-)
* no gay-bashing intended; it just rhymes
John says:
LOL, this is great! I saw this headline on twitter and was like, “uh, oh, not another piece of damning evidence against Obama”. Good thing it’s just a rumor cause he would be D.O. N. E. if it were true
Stix says:
Those are pretty good
Nice Deb says:
Rumor: Barack Obama’s official blogger is a rabid commie.
Status: Don’t be silly, he’s just a hardcore Marxist, who also writes for The Socialist Viewpoint.
http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/official-obama-blogger-commie/
(For some reason I can’t get your tags to work for me).
JC says:
I thought it was a frog…hold, on that was Hillary. Where’s she parking her broomstick nowadays? New York? Chicago? D.C.? Little Rock?
Beth says:
JC, don’t you know? She’s parked her TOP SECRET broomstick in Waziristan, while she single-handedly defeats the Taliban and Al Qaeda. She narrowly escaped capture by Osama Bin Laden, and now she’s on TEH WARPATH. She’s gonna kill him with her bare hands.