Barack Obama Rumors

RUMOR: Barack Obama was in the Black Panthers.
STATUS: False.
He does not like felines; in fact, he eats live kittens for breakfast.

RUMOR: Barack Obama will have the Black Panthers in his administration.
STATUS: False.
He will, however, have black pants.

RUMOR: Barack Obama is exceptionally gifted and will Changeā„¢ America.
STATUS: False.
Being just like any other person, he will, however, change his underwear. Occasionally.

RUMOR: Michelle Obama has burned the flag.
STATUS: False.
This is a misunderstanding; she has actually turned a man into a fag*.

Idea shamelessly ripped from Frank J.’s much funnier rumor fact-check. ;-)


* no gay-bashing intended; it just rhymes



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5 Responses to “Barack Obama Rumors”

  1. GravatarApril 23rd, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    John says:

    LOL, this is great! I saw this headline on twitter and was like, “uh, oh, not another piece of damning evidence against Obama”. Good thing it’s just a rumor cause he would be D.O. N. E. if it were true



  2. GravatarApril 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
    Stix says:

    Those are pretty good



  3. GravatarApril 24th, 2008 at 7:43 am
    Nice Deb says:

    Rumor: Barack Obama’s official blogger is a rabid commie.

    Status: Don’t be silly, he’s just a hardcore Marxist, who also writes for The Socialist Viewpoint.

    http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/official-obama-blogger-commie/

    (For some reason I can’t get your tags to work for me).



  4. GravatarApril 24th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    JC says:

    I thought it was a frog…hold, on that was Hillary. Where’s she parking her broomstick nowadays? New York? Chicago? D.C.? Little Rock?



  5. GravatarApril 24th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    Beth says:

    JC, don’t you know? She’s parked her TOP SECRET broomstick in Waziristan, while she single-handedly defeats the Taliban and Al Qaeda. She narrowly escaped capture by Osama Bin Laden, and now she’s on TEH WARPATH. She’s gonna kill him with her bare hands.



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