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What Barack Obama’s “bitter voters” sentiment really means

• Posted by Beth on April 12th, 2008 filed in 2008 election, Barack Obama, Candidates, General, Moonbats, Politics, WTF   Pennsylvania · Prince Barry    

I’ve looked around at the blogs talking about this elitist crap, and found (as has everyone else who’s looked) a lot of apologetics saying “he speaks the truth.” Well, they’re partially right. He does speak the truth about what the Left thinks of Middle America/Flyover Country. This, of course, is nothing new–we all know how they think anyone who doesn’t subscribe to The Party Line is ignorant, backwards, and bigoted. And nowadays, it’s even worse: anyone who doesn’t support Obamessianism is a “racist.”

Remember this?

Think Prince Barry feels any different about you “typical white people” who have religion and God as a salve for your “frustrations?” Your “fears?” You know, like in ancient times when people were terrified by solar eclipses and other natural events and blamed the gods for them? That’s you, ignorant rube. You are full of fear and ignorance, so you turn to guns and God, just like cavemen and primitive people. That’s you. “Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions.”* Isn’t that what Obama and his “church” are all about–”oppressed” people? A “heartless” nation? “Soullessness” in America?

That’s why you fall for “the politics of fear”–the Left’s favorite lie–because you’re afraid and ignorant, and if you were only educated and enlightened like they are, you would have all the answers, and you’d have Hope™ for Change™. THAT is what they think of us.

But hey, we can’t help it. We’re just “bitter.” We aren’t capable of critical thinking, because we didn’t drink the kool-aid from academia (if in fact we’ve ever seen higher education at all). That’s why only the “unsuccessful” end up in Iraq, because they’re brainwashed and otherwise hopeless, right? That’s why we rednecks (Southerners) consistently vote Republican, right? We don’t vote in our own best interests, because we’re brainwashed by fear-mongers and don’t understand the “truth.” They know what’s best for us little people, and when we don’t vote for them, it’s “Fuck Middle America.” The truly “bitter” people vote for angry, arrogant liberals anyway. Now he’s saying he was talking about the “bitter” people in his hometown and the people he’s met among his supporters? LOL. Those aren’t the people who are “clinging” to God, guns, and anti-immigration thought, anyway. He was absolutely insulting everyone who doesn’t support him–you know, the same people who don’t support him because we obviously are just afraid of the “scary black man.” The real truth is, if we’re bitter, it’s because we’re sick and tired of the arrogant bigotry of elitist jackasses like Barack Obama on the Left.

Now, Obama can repackage that garbage in lofty platitudes all he wants, and those who share his opinion of “middle America” will lap up that lie and “make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they (we) will believe it.”*

Sorry, Pennsylvania, you’ll be part of Dumbfuckistan as well, if you don’t vote for teh Obamessiah. Those states in which he won the primaries are only granted a temporary reprieve until you readmit yourselves in November.

See also:
SNOBama
Hey Pennsylvania: Barack Obama is better than you hicks!

UPDATE: A commenter at Just One Minute nails it.

HALP US BROK O’BOMBA– WE R STUCK HEAR N ALTOONA.

That quite nicely sums it up. :D Ed Morrissey has more distillation of this colossal slip of the tongue.