A 2 year old imitates a democrat
- Posted by Chris on April 2nd, 2008 filed in 2008 election, Candidates, Hillary Clinton, Politics, Video
The other day, my wife shows me a video. Some of you have probably seen this. When I was watching it, the first thing that came to mind is that this kid represents the Hillary voters perfectly. His brother is hurt and pretty much all he says is “blood” and “not funny”! When you watch it, think of the Hillary voters. They expected her to be coronated. They expected everyone, including the Republicans, to lie down for her. Suddenly a newbie bloodies her up and hands her head to her on a platter and all the poor Hillabots can do is point to poor Hillary and say BLOOD! It’s a perfect representation. Lefties are immature, have the mentality of a 2 year old and usually can only repeat simple one liners. Anyway, watch this and laugh at the Hildabeast. The kid is so stinking cute it’s worth it for that alone. The dad laughs and the kid gets mad at him. Think of that as the Repubs laughing at the Hildabots and their reactions.
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Too Funny!
Lord Bitememan says:
I don’t know about that, but I can easily see this as a YouTube video:
Howard Dean: Okay guys, I know these convention fights have given us a lot of trouble in the past. Does anybody need to resolve anything or can we just nominate someone and bypass it?
Carl Levin: I think Hillary needs something there.
Dean: Does she need those delegations seated?
Levin: Yeah, but that’ll help us carry those states.
Dean: *sigh* Christ! Okay, what we’ll do is we’ll submit a plan to the campaigns dividing up those delegates. We’re going to apportion half the delegations for those states on the basis of how the primaries went, and then split the remaining delegates on the basis of the national vote total. We’re going to need to book some rooms for the Michigan and Florida delegations. I guess we’ll need to have a floor vote and see how the superdelegates break. I think it’s a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Bart, can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Bart Stupak: Yeah, gimme a sec. I’m coming up with a nominee in 32.33 repeating 3 of course ballots.
Dean: That’s a lot better than we usually do. Uh, alright since we’re all in agreement we can. . .
Hillary Clinton: Alright chums, let’s do this. HILLARYYYYYYYY CLINNNNNNTON! *dashes off to the convetion floor*
Levin: Oh my God she just started a convention fight!
Dean: Go after her!
Levin: Oh Jesus!
Stupak: Stick to the plan.
Dean: Let’s go, let’s go.
*chaos ensues*
Dean: Oh Jesus! Oh damn. Apportion the delegates.
Stupak: You can’t seat them without a credentials committee fight!
Levin: The Michigan delegation doesn’t have rooms. They don’t have rooms!
Michigan Delegation: We can’t vote.
Stupak: They can’t vote without that credentials shit on.
Dean: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Levin: The Obama supporters are walking out!
Dean: God damnit Hillary!
Stupak: Hillary you moron!
Levin: Polling tanked. We’re losing New Jersey.
Dean: Why do you do this shit Hillary?
Hillary: It’s not my fault!
Stupak: Who’s the compromise candidate?
Dean: We do have a compromise candidate, don’t we?
*dead silence*
Dean: Hillary you are just stupid as hell.
Hillary: At least I have chicken.
To anyone confused by how that dialogue plays out, search YouTube for “leroy jenkins” and you’ll find out.
SB Smith says:
LOL
Yes !
That IS funny….
We knew dimocrats are emotionally 2 yrs. old anyway.
Nicki says:
OMG, that’s hysterical! The little boy is adorable though. :)