Fun Facts about Hillary!
- Posted by Beth on March 25th, 2008 filed in 2008 election, Candidates, Funny, General, Hillary Clinton, Politics
I know you’ve already seen Hillary is Mom Jeans (you have, haven’t you?), at which I’ve spent an embarrasing amount of time reading and contributing, but have you seen Cool Facts About Hillary Clinton? WAY funnier. Like this:
In Bosnia, there is legend. Once upon a time, there was a serious sniper problem in Bosnia. Then, on one mysterious night, all of the snipers awoke to find that they had been both anally violated and castrated in the middle of the night.
Only one saw the attacker before losing his manhood.
He killed himself not long afterwords. But he left a note. That note had only one word written on it.
“Cankles.”
And, sympathy:
We’re being too hard on Hillary. She’s had a rough life ever since that house landed on her sister.
PaulW says:
Now now. Let’s not stoop to insulting wicked witches. Comparing Margaret Hamilton to Hillary Clinton is unfair to Ms. Hamilton. She was great in the original 13 Ghosts movie btw.
raz0r says:
I lol’d at Cool Facts…