Errrrm. doesn’t john travolta do this every day?

And countless other limousine liberals to boot?

A major airline is under fire from environmentalists for flying an aircraft across the Atlantic with only five passengers on board.

Paying passengers, who had booked a flight to London from Chicago, and Friends of Those Who Want to End Capitalism on Earthâ„¢ thinks American should have bumped them.

While it was able to find places for nearly all the passengers on the fully-booked flight, five still had to be accommodated. Those who did fly were upgraded to the business class cabin.

But while they enjoyed lavish hospitality, the airline was accused of an “obscene waste of fuel” by Friends of the Earth.

Where to start? I’ve flown Business on American, and lavish it is not (It’s very nice, and far better than Cattle Classâ„¢, but lavish is a significant exaggeration).

Where are these statements when Hollywood jets around the globe in planes with nobody in them but the ’star’ and their flunkeys?

It turns out that these leftard enviroclowns have, as usual, misunderstood the whole two-way-street model that the airline industry operates upon, forgetting that when the plane gets to Heathrow, some more passengers get on and fly back to America.

“With such a small passenger load we did consider whether we could cancel the flight and re-accommodate the five remaining passengers on other flights.

“However, this would have left a plane load of west-bound passengers stranded in London Heathrow who were due to fly back to the US on the same aircraft.

“We sought alternative flights for the west-bound passengers but heavy loads out of London that day meant that this was not possible.”

Retards.



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One Response to “Errrrm. doesn’t john travolta do this every day?”

  1. GravatarMarch 5th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    Beth says:

    Xenu says John Travolta can fly anywhere he wants, with the power of his mind.

    A major airline is under fire from environmentalists for flying an aircraft across the Atlantic with only five passengers on board.

    Good grief. This is all thin disguise for what they really want, which is for transoceanic travel to be done by hot air balloon, or better yet, rowboat.

    I wanna see the enviroclowns put their money–er, feet–where their mouths are. Let ‘em ride bikes or walk instead of driving those Priuses.



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