Iron My Shirt, Hillary!
- Posted by Beth on January 8th, 2008 filed in 2008 election, Candidates, Funny, Hillary Clinton, Jokes, Politics
I hate to break up a good case of Outrage™, but “Iron My Shirt” is old. Really old.
Video and the story of Hillary’s “Iron My Shirt” hecklers at MM, and Mary Katharine Ham was at the event. Fausta puts it in the proper perspective.
I dare not even peek at the lefty “feminist” blogs, because you know that between this stunt and yesterday’s “emotional” act (LOL!), they won’t think it’s funny.
Meanwhile, Michelle Malkin is soliciting ideas for new Hillary’s campaign song. Really, is there really any question?
Iron his shirt, too.
That reminds me.
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Hey, THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
*snerk*
dirtyword.net says:
‘iron my shirt.’
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it’s the newest anti-hillary catch phrase!
PaulW says:
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “It’s not the light bulb that needs changing, it’s the sexist attitudes! I’m calling my lawyers!” So the answer is prolly the 1 feminist + lead lawyer + 2 paralegals handling the paperwork + 4 summoners + 1 Notary Public for the state seals + the chinese food delivery guy.
Or is that too literal?
I have to admit though, the “Iron my shirt” stuff, that’s lame. Taunting Hill with “Obama” sung to the tune of the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann,” that would take skill and subtlety. ;)
PK says:
She needs to get in the kitchen and make me pie.
PaulW says:
I don’t trust Hillary’s pie.
(pause)
I meant her baking skills. Sorry.
Chris in NC says:
Hey Beth! here are some suggestions: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, It’s my party and I’ll Cry if I Want To, or maybe since she is the essence of evil, The Number of the Beast!
Kris at dummocrats suggested Cryin’ from Aerosmith!
The possibilities are endless.
Hey how about Girlfriend? I can see her telling Bill, “Hey, You, I don’t like your girlfriend” and in the explicit version, she has the line that sums Hillary’s thoughts up to a tee: “I know, you think I’m damn precious,and hell yeah, I’m the mother fucking princess!” Sounds like Hillary to me!
burnitup says:
My personal favorite is:
“Shut up bitch… go fix me a turkey potpie” - Breakfast Club
Beth says:
That one’s a keeper, and I am SO gonna use it. Over and over and over again. heeeeee