Because I can

Posted by LindaSoG on December 9th, 2007 filed in Funny, Insult the Islamotards, Internet, Mohammed Cartoons

I elfed Mo!

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71 Responses to “Because I can”

December 9th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
kyer says:

Great! :D

December 9th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
TexasFred says:

Awesome… I love it, maybe you’ll get your own personal camel rider to declare a fatwa… roflmao…

December 10th, 2007 at 5:16 am
Barry says:

HO HO HO Merry Christmas MO

December 10th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
raz0r says:

That’s gonna get you a fatwa.

December 11th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
PK says:

Oh shit another closeted gay elf.

December 12th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
killer says:

you fucking bitch your dead meat ill fucking slaughter your blooddog family i know where you live i have your ip address now and your home address ill fucking eat your bloodog filth up you slag of the devil

December 12th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Wild Thing says:

I love this! Muhammad never looked so good. LOL

December 12th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
LindaSoG says:

ooo killer. I am so askeered.

December 12th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Melissa In Texas says:

killer, go whiine your threats somewhere else!

Merry Christmas Mo’
bwahahahahahahaaa!

December 12th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Stepperg says:

Guess KILLER doesn’t understand what’s really going on here. The only dead meat is going to be him and his goat.
Trash for the dumping.

December 12th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
sierrahome says:

Ever notice how with these asshats it’s what they’re GONNA do…as with life, it’s not the ones that threaten you that you need be the most concerned about.

That said…Killer, you can be our bitch now go get me some cheezy puffs and a diet Hansen’s

December 12th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Beth says:

i know where you live i have your ip address now and your home address

Riiiiight. LOL. Help, I’m so scared! Hey “killer,” bring me a juice box, bitch.

December 12th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Beth says:

…And some cheezy puffs for me too, while you’re at it.

December 12th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
LindaSoG says:

Oh, and killer… be sure to hold the serving tray high up over your head, I don’t want your breath defiling my cheezy puffs.

December 12th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
sierrahome says:

Hey! Who wants dip??!!

Oh Piss-boy!

December 12th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Boazo says:

killer,Wow! I porked your mo in the ass,same way you like it.If we get a chance to meet, I’ll stuff your butt with pork tell you squeal!

December 12th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
cuchieddie says:

Oh and killer, your momma gives good head and swallows too!

December 12th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
auspatriotman says:

Killer, go fuck your prophet with a goat dick. You fucking asshole.

December 12th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
auspatriotman says:

And remember, we’re well armed with pig blood.

December 12th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Gothguy says:

Hey ‘killer’,

Tough talk on the internet…did your Mom give you a hall pass to leave the basement, or did you wear a burqa to get past her?

But I digress. You are a coward, nothing more, nothing less. I care not if you are a muslim and are offended, and I care not if you are offended and a muslim, your opinion matters about as much to me as you do.

If you are a muslim, or as we call you folks around here…’mooselimbs’, I will ask you this very simple question:

If, according to your ‘religion’, it is blasphemy to make a ‘craven’ ‘graven’ image of the prophet (ptuui be upon him), HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS AN INSULTING IMAGE OF HIM?

December 12th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Claire says:

Hey “killer* [I knew a chi hua hua hua with that name once... but I digress]

Have a nice BLT and calm the hell down. You intolerant bigot.

December 13th, 2007 at 8:18 am
raz0r says:

killer knows the ip? orlly? Fess up sandflea, what is it? Tell us Linda’s ip.

And then reveal unto us how you were able to magykcally find her home addy from this.

What’s that? You can’t? Noooooo. Color me surprised.

Shaddup and go back to jerking off to your goat magazine.

December 13th, 2007 at 10:34 am
killer says:

you people are doomed all you think about is fornication in the end you will all be raped in hell and we’ll see whos laughing by the way that threat was just a stupid joke you idiots i dont care you got nukes american bastards we have nukes to you will be butt raped by the koreans and the chinease their on our sides and oh to the guy who said i live with my mom in the basement only you americans have people like that you fuck nuts it is you who braught tha out oh and whats with the whole oh go jack off to my goat is that all you see in islam i could say the same about the jews and the christians but then again i respect them all you people are atheists so i reckon you people deserve as much respect as a turd oh and p.s. their are white muslims you know

December 13th, 2007 at 10:41 am
killer says:

oh and btw this blog that image and the person who made it well all i can say is watch your tv very closely keep watching it wont be me making the death threats infact i dont really care about that image after all you commited the sin and ill show it to someone who does care like the bbc
yeah keep watching dumb fucking americans

December 13th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Beth says:

“Killer,” you are the biggest idiot that’s ever shown his stupidity at this blog.

all you think about is fornication

And then you proceed to rant about being raped in hell and jacking off with your goat. LOL.
Funny how that works–it’s you who’s obsessed with “fornication.”

By the way, NO SHIT there are white muslims–plenty live right here in the US, where we’re all free to practice whatever religion we choose. WE aren’t the racists or bigots, you pathetic hypocrite.

December 13th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Beth says:

ill show it to someone who does care like the bbc

Oh, please do. I’d love to have some traffic from the BBC! Ad revenue FTW! LOL

December 13th, 2007 at 11:12 am
killer says:

your the idiot i obviousley know what those words mean i am a white muslim its you dumb americans who stick their fucking noses into every thing like lets bring up vietnaam you claimed to be helping them but really you killed their people and in the end you where owned by them the iraq war you claimed their where nukes but you where proved wrong we knew you wanted oil you greeding selfish gits you claim that iran has nukes or is making them well you cant prove it your pussys coz you cant invade them coz if you do then you will go at war with the whole arabian empire piss them off and you will be at war with the whole entire islamic empire which stretches from asia all the way down to the end of western africa plus china hates you the japanese hate you the koreans hate you everyone hates you so in the end the outcome is that you will be wiped out all you stupid white americans you see that flag of yours you people dont honour or respect it you wipe your arses with it you spit on it you plaged your land with the homosexuals you are all doomed face it

December 13th, 2007 at 11:15 am
killer says:

p.s. did i mention the russians hate you to

December 13th, 2007 at 11:29 am
killer says:

you think i am obbssesd with fornication i spoke to you like that because thats the only type of languages you people use look at you you people filled the internet with porn
everything that is on the internet now if about porn and who is to blame you dumb americans

December 13th, 2007 at 11:34 am
killer says:

911 was your doing binladen is dead

December 13th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Beth says:

Oh, lovely…a British islamotard. A British islamotard who can’t even write in English. Priceless.

Yeah, I take you quite seriously, genius. What are you, some islamotard chav? Got bored vandalizing the neighborhood? No old ladies to harass? I see the public school system there has served you well, with all that deep knowledge of the world that you have (not to mention–again–your eloquent writing style). LOL!

December 13th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
killer says:

you just cant face or bare the truth i am right islamotard at least i beleive in a god you atheist bitch i have no problems with christians and jewish people it is not islam against the jews and christians oh no it is islam against the atheist america you people are narrow minded retards your selves i have no respect for the elderly you say it is you who dont infact you americans spit on your elderly you pride yourselves in it you even insult your desabled you americans invented the word retard noh wonder their are people going into your schools and shooting all the students and teachers the light of god does not shine on your land you have a massive and corrupt governement a greedy one at that you may insult me call me what you want insult my religeon it does not mean i will back from my religeon after all i have god what do you people have your gay pride mormons and your picketers have more sense than yous in ancient times you people where barbarians it was the brains of arabs that gay you your knowlege

December 13th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
killer says:

cant even write in english lady english came from england where did your ancestors come from ireland?
i dont care about the spellings and the grammer as long as you get the message

December 13th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
killer says:

oh btw gave* typo- thats another word you invented what more

December 13th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Beth says:

Uhhh…retard? I’m not an atheist, not by a longshot. If anything, the way you speak sounds far more atheist than anything I’ve ever said. Or rather, not so much atheist but anti-theist.
But I guess your brand of hatred and bile is A-OK in your religion, huh?

Also, you’re still going on about p0rn and fornication? LOL! Funny, I don’t see it all over the internet–because I AVOID IT. I don’t go to places that are filled with p0rn. Apparently you do. You are scum, a bottom-feeder, a tick on a pig’s anus.

Now run along–don’t you have prayers to do?

December 13th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Beth says:

You really are stupid, aren’t you? What on earth makes you think anyone takes your “message” for anything more than random troll droppings from some illiterate moron?

Yes, English is the language of England–so why are you not fluent in it? You are obviously retarded.

Hilarious.

December 13th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
killer says:

you proved my point right no respect at all you are filth i am proud and religiose it is your country that is a haven for atheists and i find that if you are a chritian or a jew you wouldnt be talking like that either you would have respect for the other religeons well when ww3 comes i will laugh at the sight of the fall of the white corrupt american filth after your people are wiped out this world shall be a haven for religeon and peace their will be no more porn,alchohol and no the pigs will not be extinct you know you are the ones who are eating the filth what does a pig do eat its shit it bathes in mud and lazes about its a kind of resembelence to you americans your all a fat nations oink oink to you

December 13th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
killer says:

you think that you will get the blessings of god and go to heaven their are more deserving christians and jews have you are no chritian you merley call yourself that but tell me do you practice in your religeon you only celebrate christmas for the gifts you dont beleive in any of your religeon

December 13th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Melissa In Texas says:

Killer, you made that entire supposition based on the fact that Mo’ was made an elf?

You came in and threatened not only a beautiful, good woman, with an incredible heart, but a well armed one as well. The Brits may have given up their arms, but WE have not! You might not like what you find here, honey.

Don’t they have spell check where you come from?

Go drink another pint darlin’.
Make sure you come back so we can play some more!

December 13th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
killer says:

a caring women who shows no respect for her fellow man that threat as i told you before was a joke you took it far you have alot of bullshit on your blog that you came up with yourselves just to satisfy your needs you know that none of this shit is true i told you you americans have no heart you dont care land of the free my ass it once was but then you corrupted it with your filth i dont mean to come on this blog to cause a fight or distress but you people and many people like you i hate because you insult us i mean if in our religeon we say do not make any imagery of the prophet do not draw etc that law emplies to all humans we are all equals you people dont have that into your system yet think about that yourself and beth think of your daughter you want her to grow up in a world filled with war and hatred by you putting this up on screen many muslims and also none muslims will look it up and find this very disturbing even though to you people it might not seem that important i dont care if you dont care what i think no man is above god and no man is above each other with some of the content you have on this blog you will incourge extreemism we have that alot in britain do you?

December 13th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
killer says:

oh and too your comment about well you being well armed yeah you may be but you use those wepeons to kill your selves look at your schools do you feel your children are safe? i think not

December 13th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
killer says:

i think i am done here for now may god give you mercy

December 13th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Claire says:

“that threat was just a stupid joke”
Hillary[!]? izzat you?

December 13th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Chris in NC says:

Hey Killer,

Mohammed sucks dicks in hell.

Let’s get something very clear. The silent majority is getting tired of whiney muslims. You threaten our kids in school in your 2:01 pm comment. All I can say is that I wouldn’t give two cents and a jar of piss for the life of any muslim should your mass murdering thugs attack us again. Especially if you are dumb enough to attack a school or a mall. The burning mosques would be so bright that Voyager could pick it up…

December 13th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
raz0r says:

Obama is dead?

w00t!!!

Got any pictures?

December 13th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
raz0r says:

Islam isn’t against Jews or Christians? orlly???

Have you even read the Koran? Or is it Quran? I prefer butt wipe. Anyway, in Sura 9: 28-29 Mo (spit) calls us impure and then commands that muslims are to wage war against us until: a) we submit to dhimmi status and pay the jizya, or b) we are dead.

December 14th, 2007 at 7:48 am
MitchM says:

Now you guys went and scared him away before I got to the party. I love how we all became atheists. What a group to label that. And America being atheist? What is the percentage of people who say they are Christian? 70 or 80%? Pretty sure that’s higher than most European countries especially after being invaded by Muslims. Notice how he can spell all the cuss words but can’t remember to capitalize. Methinks he spends too much time in the nasty areas of the internet. Or he learned to spell by hanging out somewhere where everything starts with “i canz have…” Someone should post Jihad Kitty over here.

December 14th, 2007 at 8:23 am
MitchM says:

i can if i keel you?

December 14th, 2007 at 8:23 am
MitchM says:

Darn it. No pics allowed?

December 14th, 2007 at 8:53 am
killer says:

hey about that your kids dieing in school i was talking abouot those physcopaths who walk into your schools and kill your children have you herd of the gunman who shot 34 to 45 shots in a busy omaha mall that is your own people or what about that tragedey that happened in that college how many people died it is your people that are the plague to this world and i cant wait untill your are all wiped out

December 14th, 2007 at 8:58 am
killer says:

and i said BINLADEN IS DEAD not obama you stupid fucked up americans you cant face that bush is poltting and making up those videos you can think that he is behind all of the attacks when the rest of the wolrd shows its back to you americans what allies have you got even we british dont give to shits about you americans face it your black and true whites in that countrey shalll be saved but people like you shall burn in hell you no hearted american white scum i think you should all look in shame to what you have braught to this world for peice to exist america should be destroyed their is no peace with you people you will be destroyed i dont care about your opions to my religeon and to that guy who qouted something from the qouran if i where you id shut the fuck up you dont even know what your talking about you said that out of your own words our prophet did not say those words

December 14th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Beth says:

Mitch, just stick the image code in there, and if it doesn’t show up I’ll fix it.

“killer” is using a fake email, so she’s banned. Fucking anonymous coward. Only cowards go without ID.

December 14th, 2007 at 9:11 am
killer says:

oh and by the way before you spread your stupid idiotic opinions about the prophet and islam read up on it more you saying that he is in hell and again you use fornication as part of your words i mean where are you going with this this is plain example that i am right all that i have said on this blogis true but you arnt you want im guessing on this blog you dont get many muslims and im the only one you got on shall i increase the number of hits on this blog and post it to everyone and then you will all be dumbfounded and wont will be made to look stupid your opinions dont make sense your the stupid ones

December 14th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Beth says:

Oh, and BTW, “killer,” I have your IP address. Scared?

Coward. Gutless goat-fucking coward.

December 14th, 2007 at 9:13 am
killer says:

i am not gonna get off this blog untill you people fucking see clearley your all idiots with your stupid comments all you people can talk about is fornication and food your all a fat nation you should have the pig on your flag coz its a close resembelance to you americans

December 14th, 2007 at 9:13 am
killer says:

have my ip address ill give you my real address if you want

December 14th, 2007 at 9:14 am
killer says:

goat fucking since when have you seen any muslinm or any human being fucking a goat it is your people who shoves a horses dick up their ass

December 14th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Beth says:

What’s that? You mean that since I have your IP address I don’t already have your home address?
Isn’t that what you said in your original steaming pile of feces?

Feel free to stick around if you want, but you sure aren’t going to make anyone “see clearley” (sic) with the retarded vomit you’re belching around here.

December 14th, 2007 at 9:17 am
killer says:

i am banned from your blog i dont care i will post this blog to everyone on the fucking internet untill it is shutdown im a journalist ill fucking give this blog and your picture yeah the one with your daughter init to everyone and this storey will be so big youll fucking hate the day you defied the laws of islam face it your all doomed

December 14th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Beth says:

LOL.

December 14th, 2007 at 9:24 am
i kill you says:

come on then bitch what is my address then i aint a cowar i dont wanna give you my real emial so you dont spam it with your shite oh and by the way i got both your pictures as copys i printed about a 100 already do you feel safe now bitch

[Ahhh, the Religion of Peace™ speaks again. --Beth]

December 14th, 2007 at 9:37 am
Beth says:

This one’s for you, Coward.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2642973976483287663

December 14th, 2007 at 10:31 am
LindaSoG says:

Yawn. Killer is boring.

December 14th, 2007 at 11:15 am
raz0r says:

Obama. Osama. A typo. Still wanna see pics. Only way to be sure. And if he is dead, it’s because we did it and he earned it.

I don’t need to read anymore about your rag manuscript you call the koran. It starts off nice enough, but then…

And all the muslim theologians I’ve ever read who have offered up commentary have stated that what follows supersedes what was written at the beginning. And Mo (*spit*) clearly says that all muslims are to wage war against the kuffar; which, by Sura 9, includes both Jews and Christians.

And I didn’t quote anything moron. I said Sura 9:28-29. Then I simply stated (so you could comprehend) what muslim apologists and theologians have written down. That’s not a quote, it’s a reference. Idiot.

killer is just pissed that us kuffar know more about his moon god worshiping death cult than he does.

December 14th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Alan says:

**im a journalist**
Prolly works for the NYT.

December 14th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Greta says:

NYT - ROTFL!

December 14th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Gothguy says:

Hey killer,

So…you are a journalist, huh, for what, the Weekly World News? Did you get the memo that they are out of business?

You are simply a pathetic ‘it’ with an ax to grind and no where to vent, because the world has passed you and your asinine ‘religion’ by, your heyday was the 7th century, and you simply cannot tolerate a woman in society, sans burqa (without a burqa, you illiterate fuck), or a woman that speaks her mind.

You are a weak excuse for a man, much less a human being, and your constant retorts about women and fornication speaks not of a man, but a sexually repressed little boy, still hiding his underwear from Mommy because of…ahem…’wet dreams.’

And btw…those 72 virgins awaiting you…keep thinking that, Achmed…keep thinking that.

You fucking puke!

December 15th, 2007 at 1:52 am
Scorpius says:

killer’s just mad that someone stole his shift and punctuation keys, and that the orderlies won’t let him have sharp objects or shoe laces.

December 15th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
cranky says:

killer, are they rationing punctuation marks in Merry Olde England these days? Mohammed is pissed that you’re making his cult look so very, very stupid.

December 16th, 2007 at 1:47 am
Purple Raider says:

Hi all.

Browsing through the intertubes this night, watching snow fall (and fall), and reading this reminds me:

I forgot to feed my pet pig.

I wonder if Killer would want to know what the name of my pet pig is?