Oh.. those evil Joos!

YCMTSU!

The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this past week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness - poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts - in its bizarreness.

The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness - poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts - in its bizarreness.

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys.

The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman ? an IDF soldier ? shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.



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11 Responses to “Oh.. those evil Joos!”

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    Talmadge East says:

    I can’t find the actual story, but that has got to be the craziest shit ever. Killer strippers???



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    Beth says:

    shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

    Apparently “women” with “pistols” hidden (?) in underwear is commonplace among the palestinians…? Interesting that they wouldn’t find it a bit suspicious, and would become so enchanted by a “woman” with something bulging in her underwear…



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    Beth says:

    The story’s in the link “YCMTSU.” (You can’t make this shit up!)



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    Gothguy says:

    Ya know Beth, I was thinking about this the other day when I read this non-sense.

    They continue to spout how the males are the superior of the two sexes as allah ordained *spit be upon him*, but yet they will claim this crap which is completely nonsensical, therefore in reality, it is they that are

    weaker

    then the females they so deride.

    Idiots all.



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    William Teach says:

    I’m surprised that the Palestinians would even recognize what a woman is without a Burka. :)



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    beth says:

    I’m surprised that the Palestinians would even recognize what a woman is without a Burka.

    I think that’s why they are so entranced and distracted. They’ve never seen a woman before! At least they’ve never seen on that takes a bath.



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    Blue Star Chronicles says:

    Evil New Israeli Defence Force Secret Weapon - Stripper Soldiers!…

    The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this past week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness - poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetiz…



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    OldGuy says:

    Nice picture!!!
    uh, what was this about?



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    raz0r says:

    Now they need to send out the goat that’s been wired. When the Palis get in line for a “ride” - phone it in - boom.



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    Talmadge says:

    No. I meant from the PA themselves, but I confirmed it in several different Israeli papers. Insane.



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    Barry in CO says:

    >They’ve never seen a woman before! At least they’ve never seen on that takes a bath.

    … and doesn’t have a big hairy hump on her back, or horns and hooves.



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