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Stand by the American Mission in Iraq

Unlike the treacherous Democrats who plan to protest victory, we support victory in Iraq.

Cue the Victory Caucus, where there’s a petition to be delivered to Congress.

We, the undersigned, call on our national leaders and fellow citizens to resist calls for a premature withdrawal from Iraq and to support America’s troops under the new commander, Gen. David Petraeus, as they implement a bold new strategy designed to bring a successful completion to their mission.

Sign it. NOW.

Don’t stop at that, though–also see the following organizations’ links for more you can do to support victory in Iraq.

Sad Story All Around

This just makes me speechless.

TRENTON, N.J. - An 11-month-old boy was fatally beaten at a home day center, and authorities have charged a 9-year-old boy also attending the day care with the death and the center’s owner with putting the child in harm’s way.

I agree with the poor baby’s father.

“I want to know what kind of home the 9-year-old comes from,” father Tafawah Francis told The Associated Press on Thursday. “He doesn’t understand, you can’t do these things to a baby.”

Poor kids. Both of them.

The MSM Catches Up To MVRWC

We brought you this story a week ago

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iran has continued to fire shells into northern Iraq despite protests from Baghdad, threatening relations between the two neighbors, Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshiyar Zebari said on Thursday.

If Jews are the canary in the coal mine, then the Kurds are the miners.

I’m guessing the mullahs actually believe they defeated Israel last year in their war by proxy using Hezbollah. Now they’re turning their attention to our second most staunch ally in the Middle East, the Kurds.

Who I am told by my anti-mullah friend, look up to and respect Israel.

No wonder the rest of the Islamic world hates them.

Alabama Politicians, Shelby & Cramer, Fired On Above Iraq

From al.com

Plane carrying Shelby and Cramer fired on above Iraq

Posted by vdmartin August 30, 2007 5:04 PM

A C-130 aircraft carrying an Alabama senator and congressman was fired on this evening as it was flying from Baghdad to Amman, Jordan.

The airplane was carrying Sen. Richard Shelby, R-Ala., and Rep. Bud Cramer, D-Huntsville, and two other senators.

Three rockets were shot at the plane and were “near misses,” Shelby said in a telephone interview. He said the pilot took evasive maneuvers to avoid the rockets. The plane landed safely in Amman at about 4 p.m. central.

“I was looking out the window, a little small window, and I saw a shell or something,” Shelby said. “And then I see a flare. Our plane started maneuvering and changing directions and shaking all around.”

Mary Orndorff

Such a Conundrum

For obvious reasons that need no explanation here, I despise the anti-Military bastards over at Indymedia, and I despise the scumbag nazi skinheads over at VNN. So, when they came up against each other on the streets on Knoxville, the conundrum arose… between anti-American leftists hell bent on destroying America and the racist nazi pigs hell bent on destroying America, who do you root for? It was a question that had not come up before. Since I despise them both, equally, between these two evils, there appeared to be no lesser evil to choose.

Thankfully, I was spared from the moral dilemma since it was over before I heard about it, and now I can just tell you about it. But… I have to tell you Indymedia’s side of the story, because for once, the skinheads ain’t braggin… and… the news reports kinda confirm it.

On the streets of Knoxville last May, it appears that the Knoxville Chapter of IndyMedia kkkicked some kkklan butt:

the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes.

Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.

Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns.

I confess, over the years, I’ve had more than a few run-ins with VNN, their webiste is a cesspool of insanity and hatred, where they sign their posts with catchy slogans like “next time, build more ovens.” I take it personal, just as I take the islamists personal, because, it is personal. They are talking about killing me, and celebrating the murder of my relatives.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

Wife Power

Yeah, just the kind of stupidity you can only get from the looney left, noteworthy only because it appeared to work quite well on the skinheads. In the end, the big bad rough and tough nazi skinheads ran away, surrendering to the looney leftist pussy-assed clowns of Indymedia.

Its almost… poetic.

Princess Diana and Mike & Mike

Did Princess Diana die? No, I mean like did she die most recently? The way Fox News is covering her “memorial” service you’d think she just passed away last week instead of TEN YEARS ago! Sheesh. It must be a royal Britain thing to have a memorial service TEN YEARS after someone passes. I don’t get it. Yes, Princess Di was a good person, I don’t dispute that opinion.

Well, all I can say is thank goodness for Mike & Mike In The Morning and ESPN2. Although, Greeny can get a little whiny for my taste but I LOVE The Golic; dreamy.

Am I a bad person for not giving a blog’s arse about the whole Princess Di memorial thing? If I were to watch it, it’d be only to see the redheaded prince Harry!

Markos Moulitsas Pwnziga

They contort themselves in innumerable ways in order to label us hypocrites, probably because they really are the hypocrites.

Hillary Can

Suck on this.

They Have To Work For It, We Don’t

By “we,” I mean us married fellas. These studies are teh hite of teh stoopid, but they’re a great way to start a blogwar.

Married men do less housework than live-in boyfriends, finds an international survey.

I laugh at you single men. I can go weeks without cleaning a dish, washing an article of clothing, or even looking at a broom, and still get some when ever I want it.

:rofl:

The Killing Fields, Redux

My anti-mullah friend emails:

Hi Vinnie,
It looks like in anticipation of a confrontation with the US, the Mullahcracy is now increasing the number of public executions
in order to keep the population in check. Here’s one such report.

Warning, graphic video at the link.

Yeah Baby YEAH!!!!!

You go, girlfriend!!

An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigerette from a candle on her birthday cake.

The article says she never inhaled (mmm hmmm), but I thought second hand smoke kills?

1985

I’ll probably get kicked out of here for posting this video but I can’t help it!

A local radio station in north Alabama, Lite 96.9, is playing songs all day long from the year 1985; the year I graduated high school.

Traveling in to work this morning they played Prince’s Raspberry Beret. Man, I love that song, my apologies up front to all the metal heads. Sorry, I wasn’t in the popular crowd back in high school. Yes, I was a dork.

My high school was small and everyone pretty much got along with everyone else. We didn’t have a real big “in” crowd. We respected each other believe it or not. I was a shy one in high school.

When our school had their first reunion, I showed up with a U.S. Marine in full dress uniform. I used to have an About Me page over at my site and it made mention of me having a tattoo. Yeah, the Marine had something to do with it. Heh. ;-)

At any rate, I do hope you enjoy the video.

I know, Beth, Vinnie, Martin, and Linda will ring my neck for this one. Sorry, but I think I’ll leave the politics and newsworthy stuff to the pros! Maybe one of them will come along and bury this puppy soon!

UPDATE below the break!

The Nuge Responds

I really like Glenn Beck, I listen to his show every day.

But, like the Very Serious Bloggers, he got his panties in a twist over the Ted Nugent “controversy.”

It’s long, but go read the transcript of Beck’s interview with Ted.

I’m surprised Beck didn’t break down and cry, as he is wont to do at the drop of a hat.

The left is going to hate us no matter what. Playing nicey-nice with them won’t change that. Better to vent your spleen and feel the sweet relief than worry that you’re going to say something that they can use for ammo.

Hell, even if they don’t have ammo, they just make it up anyway. Look at what they do to Michelle Malkin, who’s about as straitlaced as they come.

Richard Jewell Dead

Remember Richard Jewell?

The 44 year old “Olympic bomber suspect” (and later cleared) was found dead in his home.

Richard Jewell found dead in home
Olympic security guard suspected but cleared in bombing

By MIKE MORRIS
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 08/29/07

Richard Jewell, the Centennial Olympic Park security guard once suspected — but later cleared — in the bombing of the park during the 1996 Summer Games, was found dead Wednesday in his home in Meriwether County. He was 44.

County coroner Johnny Worley said Jewell’s wife discovered him dead in their Woodbury home at about 10:30 a.m., and he was pronounced dead by Worley about 45 minutes later.

Worley said an autopsy would be performed by the GBI to determine how Jewell died, but added there was “no suspicion of foul play.

“He had been having some pretty serious medical problems,” Worley said.

He said Jewell had been diagnosed with diabetes in February and had a couple of toes amputated.

“He had been going downhill ever since,” Worley said.

Found it at Drudge

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