They might open a can of Fatwa on me! Muslim jokes, Muslim jokes!!!
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.
How do you make a Muslim woman pregnant?
Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest!
The Danish newspaper editor who enraged Muslims by printing a cartoon has apologized and said, it was never his intention to upset the Muslim people.
His new book ‘Allah is a Cunt ‘ goes on sale tomorrow.
What does Tehran have in common with Hiroshima?
Nothing yet.
New York 2031
A father and his son are walking the Manhattan streets when the father stops at a vacant lot takes a deep breath and tells his son: “To think that at one time here on this very lot stood the Twin Towers.”
The son looks at his father and asked: “Dad, what are the Twin Towers?”
Father says: “My dear son, the Twin Towers were two tremendously tall buildings with lots of offices that were the heart of the United States, but approx 30 years ago, several Arabs destroyed the buildings.”
The boy thinks for a minute and then asks his father: “Daddy, what are Arabs?”
Q: What do you do when you see 100 dead Arabs?
A: Laugh and reload!
15 skinheads chase a Muslim into a shop and proceed to kick 7 flavors of shi’ite out of him. Eventually, the police arrive and arrest everyone.
One of the cops walks over to the assistant and asks if he saw it all happen.
When the clerk replies “yes”, the cop asks why he didn’t help out.
“I thought 15 was enough,” came the reply.
(Please feel free to leave more of the same in comments. A 1,000 Lire prize for the best joke may be available).
Beth says:
Q: Why did the Muslim cross the road?
A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Beth says:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
STG, these jokes are priceless!
Beth says:
Q: What’s the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It’s no fun beating a dead horse.
Beth says:
Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.
(from here)
LindaSoG says:
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center
Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay.
My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student
0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.
What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?
My boss is a 1300 year old pedophile
Baby Terrorist On Board
Proud parent of Suicide Bomber!
Honk if you Beat your Wife
Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
Beth says:
And, I love Sickipedia. :cheese:
Beth says:
So this Paki dies and goes up top heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them.
“What the fuck do you want” asks St Peter.
“I am here for Jesus” says the Paki.
St Peter turns around and shouts, “Jesus, your taxi’s here”
Beth says:
Saw that in the pali terr(orist)itories, didja? ;-)
Beth says:
What does the sign say above the nursery in a moslem maternity ward?
“Live ammunition.”
Beth says:
Two moslem sisters, Meenah and Neenah, have just arrived in the USA. On arrival they spot a hot dog vendor. Meenah says to Neenah, “Look, people in this country eat dogs.”
“Odd!” says Neenah, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
Nodding, they walk towards the hot dog vendor.
“Two dogs, please,” says Neenah.
The vendor wraps two hot dogs and hands them over the counter. Excited, the sisters hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs’. Meenah is the first to open hers. She stares at it for a moment and begins to blush with joy. Then she leans over to Neenah and whispers cautiously, “What part did you get?”
Beth says:
Q: Why are camels called “Ships of the Desert”?
A: Because they’re full of Muslim semen.
Q: What’s the definition of a virgin in England?
A: Any female under the age of eighteen.
Q: What’s the definition of a virgin in France?
A: Any female under the age of sixteen.
Q: What’s the definition of a virgin in the Middle East?
A: Any camel that can run faster than an Muslim.
Beth says:
Q: What do you get if you cross a muslim with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck muslims.
Pirate’s Cove » >>Americans Never Quit » Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup says:
[...] Martin (MVRWC) is looking for a humorous fatwa [...]
» links for 2007-07-01 » MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy says:
[...] They might open a can of Fatwa on me! Muslim jokes, Muslim jokes!!! Add your own Muslim joke! (tags: islamotards jokes humor funny) [...]
William Teach says:
2 muslims walk into a bar…..nope
2 muslims are playing golf…..nope
2 muslims are at the beach…..nope
2 muslims invent a……nope
Jeez, what do muslims do for fun?
McGehee says:
“A Muslim walks into a pizza parlor…”
<everybody ducks under the tables>
“Oh, you’ve already heard it?”