I’m sorry. This joke made me laugh out loud. I’ll stop posting jokes now.

Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced “We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!”

Gary Glitter asked, “What about the children?”

“F–k the children!” The captain replied

Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said “Do we have time?”



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5 Responses to “I’m sorry. This joke made me laugh out loud. I’ll stop posting jokes now.”

  1. GravatarJune 30th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
    Lord Nazh© says:

    You need a ‘no drink in your mouth’ warning before reading that :rofl:
    :2orly:



  2. GravatarJune 30th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    Beth says:

    I’m sorry to say I laughed out loud at that one!



  3. GravatarJune 30th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    Beth says:

    Why does Gary Glitter love Halloween?

    Free delivery.



  4. GravatarJuly 1st, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    Russ says:

    Still in prison in Vietnam. I remember at one point they were talking about lining up the firing squad for him.



  5. GravatarJuly 2nd, 2007 at 9:59 am
    TC says:

    Q: What did the woman say to Gary Glitter at the beach?

    A: “Hey! You’re in my sun!”

    (son, get it?)



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