MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Antiwar Moonbats Don’t Know Shi’ite

• Posted by Beth on June 23rd, 2007 filed in Funny, General, Iraq, Moonbats, Support the Troops, The War, Things I Love, Video    

I just watched a video that was in the “related videos” at this one. Stupid “antiwar” (scare quotes intentional–they’re anti-American, not antiwar) moonbats seem to think this video means the troops are against the war. Look how it’s described by the uploader (and echoed throughout the comments):

This is a leaked video of US troops in what appears to be Iraq or Afghanistan. They’re tired of the war, America is tired of the war, and so is the rest of the world. Our troops are frustrated with this war, so bring them home. It’s time for America to stop policing the world.

Now watch the video. Those of you who have been overseas in a shi’itety country, whether during war or peacetime, will know exactly where the guy is coming from.

If you’ve ever seen street kids in any third-world country, you know: it’s the same damn thing everywhere. When I was in Turkey, I thought at first that that kids were funny. After about a week, though, not so much. These bassackwards people raise their kids like animals. The kids, even toddlers, beat the hell out of each other and stray animals, throw rocks at anything that moves (including each other), dig through your garbage looking for treasure, try to steal anything not tied down including your trash, nag for money, offer to “watch your car” for money–implying, of course, that it would otherwise be stolen (of course if stolen, it would be stolen by one of these street kids, likely one who can only barely see over the steering wheel). You can set your trash on fire, and they’ll pick through the flames for “treasure.” Catch a cold over there and use Kleenex for your stuffy nose, and they will steal the used Kleenex from your trash. (Yes, all of that happened when I was in Turkey, among other things.) They’re a pain in the ass. You know those videos you see of kids throwing rocks at military vehicles? They do that all the time, and not just at Americans during a war. They’re little hoodlums.

Of course you wouldn’t do anything to harm the children, but you damn sure don’t want ‘em around. Obviously, their “parents” (I use the term loosely) don’t want them around either. Since they’re always around, you do what you can to make the best of an annoying situation.

Furthermore, yeah, the guy is bitching. Oh My God, a soldier is bitching! Alert the media! For crying out loud, everyone who’s been in the military knows that if the younger troops aren’t bitching about something, there’s something wrong. It’s a bonding thing. It’s part of military culture.

This video has absolutely farking NOTHING to do with what this soldier thinks of the war. Moonbats who believe otherwise are not only laughably clueless, they’re so desperate for “evidence” that soldiers are against the war they think this proves something.

Personally, I laughed my ass off during the video. Just like I laughed at the “Iraqi kid running for water” who chased a military vehicle for a couple miles for a bottle of freaking water (pretty good running for a kid “dying of thirst!”). That shi’ite was hilarious. (Some said it “traumatized” the child, when in truth the kid probably bragged about it to his friends!)

Stupid moonbats sure are amusing. :rofl: