“Like Mother Theresa with a great rack”

You proles really ought to emulate your betters!

Wake up, sheeple! Angelina Jolie for UN Secretary General!



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4 Responses to ““Like Mother Theresa with a great rack””

  1. GravatarJune 12th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    Joe says:

    Well, ya gotta love ‘er that Angelina Jolie. She’s soooo beautiful. Those striking eyes, that beautiful body reminds me of my current roommate, an exotic South American Latina. A real sweetie, she’s actually she’s even prettier than Angelina because she’s over 10 years younger & doesn’t use botox.

    You know, Beth, it’s really hard to live with a beautiful woman because they’re too much of a distraction. When my roomate’s around it’s very hard to concentrate and I always am inclined to want to do things for her. Gosh, the men in my building always stare at her. It’s very difficult to stop the boys from comin’ in through the door. ‘Guess it’s that mysterious feminine mystique. :winking:



  2. GravatarJune 12th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    Joe says:

    You know, I once showed a picture of Angelina Jolie to another woman, herself very attractive, and she blushed red with envy. A bit annoyed, she then asked me, “Honestly, do you think she’s THAT beautiful?”



  3. GravatarJune 12th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    Joe says:

    Ya know, Beth, there’s nuthin’ better’n a beautiful woman like Angelina Jolie. But a guy’s gotta be careful, because from my own experience–dependin’ on how he manages ‘em, they can extend his life by 10 years or cut it short by 20. :razz: They usually have minds of their own & have a tendency ta take a guy where he’s never been before. :winking: I’ve also noted that they’re usually they’re known for high-maintenance costs & caviar tastes. :heehee:



  4. GravatarJune 12th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
    Elvis says:

    I just wish I could get Angie to quit calling me at all hours, begging for more of that red hot minkee lurvin’.

    I should have never given her the good stuff. What was I thinkin’?



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