Paris Hilton goes back to court - UPDATE: Gets full 45 days!
I’m not even sure why I’m bothering to comment on this circus.
LOS ANGELES, June 8, 2007 - Paris Hilton headed to court in sheriff’s custody Friday for a court hearing on her early release from jail after back-and-forth decisions on whether she could participate by telephone from her home.
Hilton appeared to be in handcuffs when she was placed into a black-and-white patrol car, which sped away from her home with lights flashing as news helicopters followed.
I just think it’s hilarious that she’s got a new ride. :rofl:
Live coverage at abc7.com out of Los Angeles, although it seems to be experiencing heavy traffic right now. LOL.
If you’re around a teevee, you have to see the hysteria on Fox News. Seriously, raised voices! The teevee lawyers are in an uproar! It’s pretty funny. But really, it is outrageous. How many dying, sick people are there in prison being treated by prison doctors? Paris is too sick to be in jail?
“It isn’t wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse,” Baca told the Los Angeles Times on Thursday.
Oh please.
If the notorious O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson cases didn’t convince you that celebrities get special treatment, this ought to do it. (No phony race card to play here!) This really is exactly what ought to be expected, especially from a cupid stunt like Paris Hilton. She’s an idiot. A couple of weeks of jail would probably be the best thing for her in any situation, simply because this ridiculously arrogant girl with such an overwhelming sense of entitlement needs to learn some humility, not to mention see that her “problems” aren’t problems at all, especially compared to the others in jail.
That sheriff that gave her the get out of jail free card…his ass is grass. I wonder how much money Mommy and Daddy Hilton slipped him? (Update: Whoops!)
UPDATE:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Paris gets the full 45 day sentence!
Paris screams “Moooooommm!” “It’s not riiiight!”

WAAAHHH!!!


























Pirate’s Cove » >>Americans Never Quit » One And Only Paris Post says:
[...] You can read more about Paris’ freak out as the judge ordered her back to court at TMZ, Hot Air, and MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. [...]
Bill says:
Paris Hilton is too sick not to be under lock and key. The silly twit (benefit of the doubt in that spelling) has brought this on herself. Her parents are simply enablers.
Martin says:
Mom!! It’s not right!!
ROTFLMAO what a spoiled, offensive little strumpet.
Shows why the whole ‘Paris looking sultry on the red carpet’ is so farking ridiculous - she’s just a stupid little kid.
A Lovely Infidel | Daily Media Obsession: Paris Hilton Headed back to Jail says:
[...] UPDATE: Beth at MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy notes: If you’re around a teevee, you have to see the hysteria on Fox News. Seriously, raised voices! The teevee lawyers are in an uproar! It’s pretty funny. [...]
docweasel says:
This could not have been scripted better. Paris in jail. Paris out of jail, because she finds herself in the unique position of being uncomfortable behind hars. Paris back in jail, doing the full 45 days.
I actually regret this turn of affairs because now she’ll probably get sympathy. I had predicted that her getting off easy might finally give people a bellyful of Miss Paris Hilton, and her smirking pose act would not go down well anymore and we might see the end of her career and 24/7 public interest in her and her antics.
However, it does warm my heart to know she’ll be sleeping in the GreyBar Hilton for the next few weeks.
Blue Star Chronicles says:
Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Jail Screaming for her Mama…
Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail following her surprising release from jail yesterday.
Apparently, when the judge remanded her back to jail she had to be dragged out of the court while she was crying, screaming and begging for her mother. So …
beth says:
She’s WAY out of her comfort zone. Bet that’s never happened before. :clap:
That judge will have no problem getting re-elected after this.
Joe says:
Hey, Kwit pickin’ on Paris! She aint done nuthin’ wrong! She’s nuthin’ butta sweetheart! :winking: I kin see there’s lottsa jealous people out there cuz’ she’s a blonde and rich.
beth says:
Joe, I actually heard someone on TV say just that today. He produced an episode of ‘The Simple Life’ and said Paris is just a nice girl’.
He was stuttering really badly, but I think that’s what he said. He was mostly trying to get in that he had a new show coming out. But he did say people weren’t being fair to poor Paris. :sob:
lindsay l. says:
:2yarly:
HAY JOE!
these boring bloggor’s are TOTALLY jellous! dont be haters cuz were rich n beaotiful!
dont worrey joe, me and britney r totally gonna vissit her and bring her coke and ciggie’s so she can party in jail to!
Beth says:
I can top that! Some idiot (was it Perez Hilton?) who was on Fox News said she’s a “very intelligent woman!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
High school dropout with no accomplishments of merit! Very intelligent woman!
Joe says:
Y’know, with all these scathing comments about Paris Hilton, y’ad think she wuz Marie Antoinette & yew guyz are the French mob. An’ th’ way the PO-lice treated her taday. Poor gurl. Cryin’ an’ in distress. No one ta help her in ‘er time a’ need. Sheesh! They oughta be ashamed of ‘em selves. Brutes! I mean, Helloo….give Paris a break! She didn’t do nuthin’ wrong! Justice for Paris, I say! I’m helpin’ ta raise funds at work ta help git Paris outta jail early. She doesn’t deserve what she’s gittin’. 45 days is toooo much. So yew guys an’ the press should take off! Okay?!
Ole’ Conrad Hilton’d be turnin’ over in his grave. Ta think that he gave millions over th’ years to the Republican Party. An’ now look at all these people trashin’ Paris on this blog. Turncoats! No gratitude. No respect! The last place I thought I’d say a hurtin’ word fer Paris an’ the Hilton family. Makes me wonder if yer buncha DEMOCRATS or somethin’. :wink: