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I’m sorry. This joke made me laugh out loud. I’ll stop posting jokes now.

Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced “We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!”

Gary Glitter asked, “What about the children?”

“F–k the children!” The captain replied

Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said “Do we have time?”

They might open a can of Fatwa on me! Muslim jokes, Muslim jokes!!!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?

A: Their faces.

How do you make a Muslim woman pregnant?

Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest!

The Danish newspaper editor who enraged Muslims by printing a cartoon has apologized and said, it was never his intention to upset the Muslim people.

His new book ‘Allah is a Cunt ‘ goes on sale tomorrow.

What does Tehran have in common with Hiroshima?

Nothing yet.

New York 2031

A father and his son are walking the Manhattan streets when the father stops at a vacant lot takes a deep breath and tells his son: “To think that at one time here on this very lot stood the Twin Towers.”

The son looks at his father and asked: “Dad, what are the Twin Towers?”

Father says: “My dear son, the Twin Towers were two tremendously tall buildings with lots of offices that were the heart of the United States, but approx 30 years ago, several Arabs destroyed the buildings.”

The boy thinks for a minute and then asks his father: “Daddy, what are Arabs?”

Q: What do you do when you see 100 dead Arabs?

A: Laugh and reload!

15 skinheads chase a Muslim into a shop and proceed to kick 7 flavors of shi’ite out of him. Eventually, the police arrive and arrest everyone.

One of the cops walks over to the assistant and asks if he saw it all happen.

When the clerk replies “yes”, the cop asks why he didn’t help out.

“I thought 15 was enough,” came the reply.

(Please feel free to leave more of the same in comments. A 1,000 Lire prize for the best joke may be available).

~~Pakistani~~ Terrorist animals arrested after Glasgow attack (w/update)

UPDATE, 2:15pm (Central time): British authorities have raised the security alert level to “CRITICAL,” indicating an attack is imminent. (Via Fox/Sky News on TV.) You can watch live coverage from Sky News here, if you’re not around a teevee.

UPDATE again, 2:38pm: US alert level being raised for “transportation.” I assume this means airports, train stations, etc. (Via Fox News TV.) Nothing more being said, though, and TSA and DHS don’t have any such update available on their websites.

PM Gordon Brown is now speaking live on TV as well.

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Animals.

A blazing car crashed into Glasgow Airport today in what is thought to be a failed terrorist bomb attack.

Eyewitnesses said two Asian men were in a Jeep Cherokee which was driven at speed with flames coming out from underneath at 3.15pm this afternoon.

After the crash, one of men, whose clothes were on fire, jumped out of the car and ran into the terminal building where he was tackled by a heroic holidaymaker.

Police then jumped on top of him as flames continued to rise from his body while terrified onlookers fled in all directions.

One eyewitness, who knocked the terrorist suspect over with his forearm said: “The man was wrestling with police on the ground.

“I had seen him and the other man get out of the car. The flames were burning through his clothes. Police were telling everybody to get back.

“Some people who were close by shouted “let him burn”. I saw the holidaymaker who had tackled him with blood streaming from his face and I myself had knocked into him with my forearm.”

The pair were held down before police led them away.

Let him burn is right. Let him burn in hell. Maybe they’ll get some information from this piece of shi’ite, though.

More at the Scotsman.com news.

Unbelievable.

BSC Beth says they are reporting some injuries on teevee, and I just saw that too. No word on how many injuries. Really, the news on TV is the best place to get information right now.

I have no idea why they’re saying they “don’t know if there’s a connection” to the failed London attacks. It seems rather implausible that it isn’t.

Stand by for the predictable denials from the spectacularly stupid Left. Bush did it, disaffected youth, nothing to see here, blah blah blah.

UPDATE: Well, they aren’t Pakistanis, or at least they aren’t ALL Pakis. As of now (7/4) we only know about two and neither is Paki. But they sure are terrorist animals!

Today’s Mission: Email Some Support to the Troops

This one is easy. Wild Thing is asking for people to send an email–even just a quick “thanks for what you do” email to some Marines in Iraq.

US Marine Colonel Simc*ck, the commander of USMC Regimental Combat Team 6 in Iraq, is asking for 6,000 positive emails to his Marines.

That’s one email for each Marine in his RCT command. COL Simc*ck is concerned about the effect of the negative barrage that those Marines are getting through the electronic media. I’ve attached an excerpt from an interview with him. So far, they’ve only mustered 2,000 emails. That’s a crying shame compared to the amount of crap I get daily in email.

I hear ya, sister. I rack up 2000 emails in a matter of days (not just blog-related email, other stuff too). Surely we can do better than that.

Send a hello, a thank you, a “you’re doing a great job,” something, to a Marine HERE. Overcome that shyness; think of the good you’ll be doing, and it costs you nothing but a few minutes of your time. Please pass on this information and get your friends to send an email, too! Every bit makes a difference!

I sent an email, and included the link to the blog in my signature. Think: if someone happens to see this post but they don’t get more email, that would totally suck. Hell yes, I’m putting y’all on the spot here. :mrgreen: (Pssst…that means you!)

Want to do more? Soldiers’ Angels need your help NOW. Read more about it here. (The Chip-In widget sends your donations through PayPal to Soldiers’ Angels.)

Fred Thompson’s new (un)official campaign poster!

*clap* *clap* *clap*

stein hoist Snagged from Mr. Minority, found via Beth W.

Democrat Broken Promises

Caucus of Corruption, indeed. (Have you read the book yet?)

links for 2007-06-30

The iPhone Is a Breakthrough Handheld Computer

“We Spend Two Weeks Using Apple’s Much-Anticipated Device to See if It Lives Up to the Hype; In Search of the Comma Key”

(tags: iphone reviews apple mobile)
Design Friendly Select Elements in Safari 3

What? People use Safari? :snicker:

(tags: coding css design safari usability webdesign)
The Airline Complaint

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Complaint letter to Continental Airlines–hilarious!

(tags: funny humor travel airline letter)
Greg Packer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

One of those people for whom the phrase “get a life” was invented. Quoted more than 100 times in the media as a “man on the street,” most recently as the guy “first in line for the iPhone. HAHAHA

(tags: culture funny iPhone media news Wikipedia wtf humor)
Parent Hacks: Real-world parenting tips from real parents

Daily parenting tips, not a “mommy blog”

(tags: parenting kids lifehacks blog tips family reviews)

iPhone geekmania!

Tags: iphone

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Gizmodo’s gallery of geeks in line for the new Apple iPhone

More tools than a Snap-On distribution center.

Hope it was worth it.

HA!

Also camped out in line to see Star Wars episodes I-III

I mean, the iPhone looks hella cool, but does it blend? (Sorry, geek humor.) $600 for something like this, version 1.0? Err…no thanks. Even if I could justify the expense, I’d still wait. Like for at least a few days. ;-)

Does Size Matter?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(May be nsfw? Adult content, no sweary words or nudity, but it’s adult. Then again, this is an NC-17 blog.)

stein hoist Linda

Congressional Anti-Jew Who’s Who

Ed Lasky over at American Thinker points out:

Congressman Mike Pence (R-Indiana) has been a stalwart supporter of the American-Israel alliance. He recently introduced an amendment to the foreign aid bill that would prohibit groups that deny Israel’s right to exist from receiving American (taxpayer dollar) foreign aid. The amendment passed 390-30.

Of the 30 members of Congress who have no problem with giving money to groups that advocate and plan for the destruction of Israel, 27 of them were Democrats.

So. Let’s talk numbers. When given a choice, 12% of Congressional Democrats voted to support countries that deny Israel’s right to exist, against 1.5% of the Republicans. It would appear that one in eight democrats are in favor of pushing the Jews into the sea, and I’m sorry to say, the majority of black members of Congress are part of that 12%.

Major London terrorist attack plot foiled

Tags: London, terrorism, bomb plot

“Massive” explosive device found in a car in central London, laden with nails and propane gas canisters (according to reports from Sky News TV on Fox News Channel). Thankfully, some alert bystanders notified authorities.

Suspected bomb found in London

Police have made safe a suspected car bomb in the heart of London.

Officers carried out a controlled explosion after reports of a suspicious vehicle parked in The Haymarket shortly before 0200 BST (0100 GMT).

The immediate area was cordoned off while police examined what they described as a “potentially viable explosive device”.

There are unconfirmed reports that gas canisters were removed from the back of the car, close to Piccadilly Circus.

The government’s emergency unit Cobra has called a meeting and the new Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is due to attend.

One police source said the bomb was a “big device” and posed a real and substantial threat to the area around The Haymarket, which is in London’s theatreland.

A witness reported seeing gas canisters being removed from the car, believed to be a silver Mercedes, at around 0400 BST (O300 GMT).

Bouncers from a nearby nightclub said they saw the car being driven erratically before it crashed into a bin. They said the driver then got out and ran off.

Dozens of forensic officers were today poring over the scene, which was covered by a blue plastic police tent.

Scotland Yard said detectives from Counter Terrorism Command were investigating the potential bomb plot and will be checking the CCTV in the area.

A spokesman said: “Police were called to reports of a suspicious vehicle parked in The Haymarket, shortly before 2am this morning.

“As a precautionary measure the immediate area was cordoned off while the vehicle was examined by explosives officers.

“They discovered what appeared to be a potentially viable explosive device. This was made safe.

This, on the first day of new Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s administration. Welcome to the real world, Mr Brown; I do hope this means you will take your homegrown terrorism a bit more seriously than some of your Labour colleagues do, and stop the slouch toward Londonistan.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown said the incident reminds us that Britain faces “a serious and continuous threat” and the public “need to be alert” at all times.

Jack Straw gives his reaction here (audio).

I wonder, will the Left here and in the UK claim this was fake? All a setup? How many of these incidents, “successful” and/or thwarted, do they need to see to start believing that genuine evil does, in fact, exist? Or will they just write it off as usual to the war in Iraq?

Remember that report of a few weeks ago where Al Qaeda/the Taliban was promising attacks in the US and Europe? Funny how it was so derisively dismissed by so many.

Photos, video and more coverage at Sky News.

The threat of terrorism has returned to London, with a car bomb discovered in the heart of the capital.

Click here for the full story.

I should note that there have been no reports of who was behind this, but it seems rather silly to think it’s anything but Muslim terrorists. UK authorities sound certain that it is not the IRA, which is unsurprising. My only question is which Islamist group it was. According to what they’re saying on teevee, the Haymarket area is full of CCTV cameras, so the authorities do expect to see the suspect who drove the car on video.

You can find more from UK blogs here.

Melanie Phillips wrote this yesterday, before this even happened.

So is Britain’s new Prime Minister Gordon Brown going to defend the free world or surrender it to its enemies? Will he cut through all the dissimulation and manipulation by jihadis and their western useful idiots and instead call the threat to the free world by its proper name? Will he ignore the ever-increasing defeatism and pressure for appeasement, or will he genuflect to the prevalent anti-Americanism and go along with the moral and intellectual inversion that supports genocidal aggressors and blames their victims? As the dust still settles today over the shape of his government, the signs are mixed and not a little alarming.

To borrow an overused phrase, indeed.

Question of the day, from Not Proud of Britain (But Would Like to Be):

Rather than carrying out spot checks for suicide vehicle bombs, wouldn’t it have been easier for the Police simply to have arrested everyone protesting outside the Regents Park Mosque on the basis of incitement to racial hatred?

UPDATE: Fox/Sky News just showed the headline of a UK newspaper (I didn’t catch which one) that said something along the lines of “Plot to kill 1700.” 1700. With it being 2am there, in an area full of nightclubs, I can see the casualties getting that high, had the bomb detonated there.

As of right now (6am Central, noon local), the London police are holding a press conference, and it’s being carried on the news channels. Scotland Yard is saying they don’t know yet if that nightclub was the intended target. If they won’t speculate (as is the case) on the intended target, neither will I.

links for 2007-06-29

Another Zombietime Classic: Trans March 2007

(tags: photos moonbats Zombie funny)
Are Muslim Dress Codes Bad for Women’s Health?

Conservative Muslim dress codes may be causing vitamin D deficiency in women by limiting their exposure to sunlight, humans’ main source for the vitamin, according to new research.

(tags: muslim islam health burkha science islamism women)
Pat Dollard » Beware The Terrorist Troll

The keyboard equals Kalashnikov: According to one organization, jihadis want to infiltrate mainstream, non-Islamic websites and forums to further spread their message.

(tags: cyberwar cyberjihad islam terrorism trolls islamotards war Internet web jihad islamofascism youtube)
Coulter Exchange Lends Itself to New Fundraising Drive By Elizabeth Edwards

“John’s campaign is about the issues — but pundits like Ann Coulter are trying to shout him down. If they will not stop, it is up to us cut through the noise. Help us fight back — please give what you can today…”

(tags: Edwards 2008 elections campaigns Coulter Democrats)
Iranians torch gas stations after surprise rationing announcement; Iran blames U.S. for torchings

Well, sure. Of course. Who else’s fault could it be?!

(tags: Iran ahmadinejad gasoline rationing riots protest islamofascism islamotards)
Fred Thompson in South Carolina

Quotable Moments on Reagan, Thatcher, the Cold War, Islamofascism, immigration, taxes, God and government, federalism…mp3 recording of the speech available.

(tags: Thompson 2008 candidates government immigration war taxes God federalism Reagan Fred)
LGF: Wikipedia Vandal Thrashing

Someone from the University of Houston has been vandalizing Charles Johnson’s (of Little Green Footballs) Wikipedia entry…remember when kids used spray paint?

(tags: LGF Wikipedia trolls moonbats)
The Saloon dot net: Who’s the Smartest?

Audiences of Oreilly Factor and Rush Limbaugh are more informed and better educated than those of Daily Show, Larry King Live, Nightly Network News, Daily Newspapers, and Online News

(tags: O’Reilly Limbaugh media talkradio radio conservatives liberals MSM)
eyeon08.com » Elephant in the mirror

Analyzing a poll, with an eye on the GOP’s future.

(tags: polls demographics gop Republicans)
One in 10 people living in Britain born overseas | Uk News | News | Telegraph

One in 10 people living in Britain was born overseas - a far higher proportion than previously thought, an international study group said.

(tags: population demographics UK immigration Eurabia Europe)
Bolton: I’m ‘very worried’ for Israel | Jerusalem Post

“We have fiddled away four years, in which Europe tried to persuade Iran to give up voluntarily,” he complained. “Iran in those four years mastered uranium conversion from solid to gas and now enrichment to weapons grade…”

(tags: Israel Iran terrorism ahmadinejad war nuclear UN)
DeLay Wins Round in Texas Court - washingtonpost.com

The criminal case against former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay now hinges on two money laundering charges after Texas’ highest criminal court refused Wednesday to bring back a conspiracy charge.

(tags: Politics law DeLay money Texas)
Video: Paintings Immortalize Fallen Troops

Remembering the fallen, an artist uses her gifts to preserve the memories of fallen troops.

(tags: art soldiers war iraq memorials military)
dll-downloads.com - Download missing dll files you need immediately!

Download missing Windoze drivers, and how to install them

(tags: windows xp software tips downloads dll reference tutorials pc)

links for 2007-06-28

Understanding Current Operations in Iraq (SWJ Blog)

The thing to understand at this point is the intention and concept behind current ops in Iraq: if you grasp this, you can tell for yourself how the operations are going, without relying on armchair pundits

(tags: Iraq counterinsurgency military war strategy)

With all due respect Senator Specter, the will of the PEOPLE is what counts. Sorry about that.

You farking tosser.

“We are in trench warfare and it’s going to be rough,” said Pennsylvania Republican Arlen Specter, a chief sponsor of the legislation. “But we are going to see the will of the Senate work one way or another.”

Who the hell does he think he is? I hate to remind these pompous blowhards, but remind them I will:

You. Work. For. Me.

This bill is toast anyway; the House will castrate it and send it back with a farking apple in its mouth if the Senate is dumb enough to proceed to a final vote.

Exit suggestion: Stick to creating bills the conventional way, because we the people prefer it. Just some friendly advice.

Why do we need Cabinet Secretarys?

If they can spend their entire time bribing people to vote for their shi’itety farking immigration bill?

Meanwhile, two of Bush’s Cabinet members have made almost a full-time job of lobbying for the bill. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff and Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez may as well be considered tenants on Capitol Hill, Kaplan quipped.

Disgusting. I thought protecting the homeland was more important than ensuring ADM have enough cheap strawberry-pickers.

Apparently not.

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