Paris Hilton jailed
- Posted by Martin on May 5th, 2007 filed in Celebrities, General, Martin
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Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer, saying “there’s no doubt she knew her license had been suspended,” ordered that Hilton report to a women’s jail in suburban Lynwood by June 5.
The judge’s ruling did not allow any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. Nor could Hilton pay to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed.
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Her mother was visibly upset.
“This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke,” Kathy Hilton said of the judge’s decision.
Defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal.
“I’m shocked, I’m surprised and really disheartened in the system that I’ve worked in for close to 40 years,” Weitzman said.
He said the sentence was “uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous.”
“I think she’s singled out because of who she is,” Weitzman said.
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Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards _ cellular telephones and Blackberries aren’t allowed.
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Lincoln says:
I’m not sure, but I have this very vague notion that you’re amused by by this. :heynow: That Hilton got jail time proves there is no justice in this world though.
She should have gotten 45 years, not 45 days. :cheese:
caltechgirl says:
Let me just point out that “suburban” Lynwood is ‘da Hood. I work about 4 blocks from there.
Go Judge! :clap:
Beth says:
You know, this is WAY more amusing than even the thought of Martha Stewart or Leona Helmsley in jail!
Ya think she’ll have Nicole Richie visit her, so they can do a few episodes of “The Simple Life?” HAHAHAHAHAHA (she wishes)!
I can’t WAIT to see the photos that get sold by her fellow inmates!
Barry says:
45 days of beans and rice. ESAD, beeyotch!
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Couldn’t happen to a nicer skin-covered skeletal approximation of a woman.
County jail- The Simple Life!
Infidelsalwayswin says:
Hopefully she’ll make another skin flick and I can add that to the other ones I’ll never bother to watch. Hey, if I’m going to expunge some demons I may as well do it over something worthwhile. :monkey:
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confessing7girl says:
ah ah i think she just got what she deserves!! :smile:
Blue Star Chronicles says:
Paris Hilton to Get Jail Time…
It looks like Paris Hilton is going to have some new material for her show ‘The Simple Life’. She is being treated as though she were a regular person, only in real life this time!
From the National Ledger.
Paris Hilton is likely going to d…
beth says:
Sigh. Poor child. :takeone: Will she be able to take her cell phone with her into the big house?
I just read a couple of news articles about this and neither she nor her parents seem at all amused. :rofl:
Rob says:
I do believe that Paris Hilton should have gotten some jail time, but what i don’t understand is why so many people hate here?? I can think of many more celebrities that deserve to be hated other than her!
John says:
I can only imagine the Hell she will get from the other “ladies” in the clink (hahahahahahahahaha). Her parents are outraged….. Maybe they should have busted her ass a little more, and thus set her to learn cause and effect concepts like the rest of us.
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