A Burrito?
A doctor in Florida is facing charges, after being accused of groping a woman while wearing a Captain America uniform with a burrito stuffed down his tights.
The incident, hardly fitting behaviour for a superhero, happened after 54-year-old Dr. Raymond Adamcik went on a bar-crawl with a number of other costume-wearing medics.
Witnesses said that Adamcik was walking around with the burrito tucked into the waistband of his costume, asking women if they wanted to touch it.
When one woman refused to touch the burrito, it is alleged that the doctor removed the snack and groped her.
The police were called, and, according to the official report, ‘there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America’s [sic] were asked to go outside for a possible identification.’
Adamcik was identified as the lecherous superhero in question, and taken to the police station in Melbourne, Florida – where, to increase his troubles, he was caught trying to flush a joint that he’d also stashed down his tights.
He now faces charges of battery, drug possession, trying to destroy evidence and disorderly conduct, and has been released on bail.
Agent Bedhead says:
Burrito, really? :heynow:
raz0r says:
He should have asked her if she wanted to play capture the flag.
Agent Bedhead says:
[...] Captain America waved his burrito around and got no love. (MyVRWC) [...]
skh.pcola says:
Scary-looking deviant, for sure. his mug shot.