WTF has happened to the Tories?

Posted by Martin on March 11th, 2007 filed in General, International, Martin, UK

The Party of Margaret Thatcher isturning into a center-left Social Democratic Party, just like farking NuLabour.

The Tory Party will unveil radical proposals for a set of new environmental taxes intended to curb air travel today - but their plans are already facing a backlash from airlines.

Curb air travel? WTF? This is a supposedly pro-business party, kow-towing to the ecoNazis and their fantasy global warming bollocks. One assumes they understand how totally regressive taxes and fees on airline tickets are? No? Regressive in that they affect the poorest most. It’s not a hard concept David, you absolute twat.

F–king monkeys.

It gets worse:

In a further departure from Tory tradition, the party will underline its green credentials by welcoming Al Gore, the Democrat former US vice-president, to a meeting of the shadow cabinet on Thursday.

Snake Oil Al™ comes to town - he’s probably half way across the Atlantic as I write, on his pedalo boat - to meet with Tories for fark’s sake?

The document states: “For example, everyone could be entitled to one short-haul return flight per year at the standard rate of tax, but additional flights would be charged at a higher rate.”

Absolute. F–king. Bollocks.

A personal “green air miles allowance” which would punish those who flew more often with a higher tax rate.

Please God, let David Cameron fall down a farking well. Last time I checked, Conservatives didn’t use the tax code to punish unapproved behaviors.

Cameron - You are a twat, an asshole, and a c**t, all wrapped up in a shi’itety blanket, doused with piss and puked upon.

h/t DK The. Top. UK. Blogger.