American Idol - Hollywood 1
- Posted by Beth on February 13th, 2007 filed in American Idol, General
It’s Hollywood Week on American Idiots Idol. 172 freaks all ready to scratch each other’s eyes out. Woohoo.
I must have been out of my mind when I said I was going to live-blog this abortion.
OK, so thankfully we aren’t going to be forced to endure all 172 auditions. They’re showing snips of them in groups, and then saying who’s in or out after each group. First group: NOBODY. Simon sez “you’re all going home,” and one of the girls screams like she just got in! HAHAHA! Oops, did he just say “going home?” Waaaaah! LOL.
Well, that was fast, and pretty painless. I’m not counting on Fox’s mercy to last though.
OK, a joke during the commercial break, thanks to Sierrahome:
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
The wife thought for a few moments, then said,
“Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”
OUCH! That one’s gonna leave a mark!
OK, we’re back. The Shakira-wannabe chick is on. WHY? WHY? And then the Army girl. OMG, the Shakira girl got in. I wonder if she can sing something other than Shakira. All signs point to NO.
Bailey Brown, the Kellie Pickler/Carrie Underwood chick, is in. Shocker. (Erm, not.) Gawd, now they’re just showing an endless stream of crying girls. Cut cut cut. Cry cry cry. Probst doing the “did they cut too many” drama. Ooooh, the suspense! LOL. And awww crap, they cut Nicole, who was really good. Oh no, now she and her mom are begging. Please noooooo.
Back now with the guys. Or, as one pitifully correct guy said, “boys.”
Yay, the Navy guy, Jarrod Fowler. Please don’t suck. Ooof. “You Raise Me Up.” Gag me. Oh well, he has a good voice, just a horrible, horrible song. Then again, this is American Idol, so horrible songs are standard fare–please remind me why I watch this shi’ite again? Feh, the Navy guy isn’t going forward. Should have picked a less shi’itety song, dude. Now they’re showing some other kid sobbing because he’s so happy he got through. GAH. Worse–the faux-hawked beatbox dipshi’ite from the first week (Minneapolis? I forgot) got through. Well, it’ll give me an easy target for heckling.
Now they’re doing the thing where they have to form groups. Bitches fighting with each other, like you’re supposed to do on reality teevee shows.
Eh, farkit, this is boring and none of the regular AI people are here heckling along with me in comments. That’s it for tonight. Wait, one more thing–yay, the Shakira wannabe didn’t make it after the group thing! Good. OK, that’s it.
chris says:
BETH! I’m sorry. I had to put the little ones to bed. I’ll be on time tomorrow I promise. In the off chance that you’re still watching, I’ll fast forward through TiVo and comment!
chris says:
Wow, I thought at least 2 of those first ones would go through.
Beth says:
Hey Chris! I’m here watching, I just got bored live-blogging. ;-)
Beth says:
I’m so glad that stupid Columbian chick didn’t make it…
What the fuck just happened with Bailey Brown? These chicks don’t know the words to the song they picked? What the hell was that?
chris says:
Please get rid of this girl. She thinks she’s Shakira. Please bye bye to Perla.
Shi’ite. Perla got through. Wish Rachel could have gotten through.
chris says:
Bailey Brown. Through. Thank you. Wish Ohio girl who lied to dad would have gone through.
Beth says:
CRAP, you’re going through the Tivo and I’m giving away spoilers! OK, I’ll stop. :mrgreen:
Yeah, I wanted Rachel to get through too.
chris says:
Dissed her mom on stage. Sent her home. Good. Quit blaming mom. You’ll have to sing songs you don’t like if you went on.
chris says:
Jamie, my dad shot my mom and himself, Lynn made it. Cool!
Beth says:
Bailey Brown was a young Pickler version of Carrie Underwood (the most boring AI winnah EVAH). Talk about a yawner.
I’m laughing at how they try to build up the suspense (he actually said “agony!” HAHAHAHA).
chris says:
Hi Beth, Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention above. I was just typing away. The guys are up.
Gary the Navy guy. Cool. Please make it.
Can you believe it that they allowed mom on stage like that? pathetic..
chris says:
Sorry Gary. Glad the comedian made it. And momm’a boy gets a little love…
Beth says:
I know, the mom on stage!!! What the hell were they thinking?
chris says:
So have my puppy pics made you want to get that puppy yet? Our dogs take so much from the kids. They are a lot more durable. :)
chris says:
Tivo just crossed the half way point. Group day. I love the drama of group day. Best friends bickering. Love it.
Beth says:
That reminds me, I meant to say DAMN YOU!!! :mrgreen: It’s torture seeing puppy pictures!
We actually went to the pet store last week–they have people with pets to adopt out come in every Thursday. I was thisclose to bringing one home!!! I just didn’t because the puppies were going to grow up to be too big. :cry:
:sigh:
chris says:
Send the best friends home. Check that. Send Amanda home. Bailey goes on either way.
chris says:
But some of the best, clamest dogs are big. Austrailian Shepards, Boxers, Great Danes are supposed to be fantastic house dogs. I’ll send a picture of Brian’s (my son) dog. It’s a Great Dane/Beagle mix. Don’t ask how, I have no idea.
Just sent you a real cool video from youtube. You’ll love it.
chris says:
Good for you Gina. that’s the winning attitude. Help where you can, but you are there to win. No doubt. And, YAAAAAYYYYY, Perla goes home. Thank you.
chris says:
I really like Chris Sligh. That was good by all of them. Well done.
chris says:
Jason isn’t that good. Sheesh. How did he get through.
chris says:
Wow, the best friends and Bailey really stunk the place up. How did any of them get through?
chris says:
The final performances and cuts. Cool. Here’s room 1. And Chris Sligh is through. Cool. Room 3 has Jamie Lynn. Going home. Sorry. Oh, what a great big brother.
chris says:
Have a good night Beth. I’ll see you tomorrow and I’ll be on time.
:)
Amanda says:
The shakira wannabe ain’t gonnabe… i’m so glad she’s gone.. lol
c.a. Marks says:
Crap! I’m going to miss it tonight because I have to go and do the whole V.D. thing; Ruth’s Chris Steak House, though, so maybe it will be worth it. Let me know what I miss!