Anna Nicole Smith: Cause of death still unknown after autopsy

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Just a quick post with this, from the teevee: The Seminole Police Chief says there is no evidence of a crime, no illegal drugs found, but there were prescription drugs. They’re not releasing the type of drugs.

The coroner: Anna Nicole had been sick with the stomach flu recently, nurse found her collapsed and unconscious. Autopsy excluded any physical injuries, small amount of blood in stomach, which is consistent with death. They have to do more extensive, thorough testing of the brain, spinal cord, etc., and it should take three to five weeks to get all the testing completed. Toxicology report is not finished. They aren’t ruling out medication or chemicals, but also aren’t ruling out natural causes.

Well, that’s it. Lots of media circus follies for the next few weeks.

(The below written before the presser started.)


God help me, Greta Van Susteren AND Geraldo Rivera on Fox News compounding the tragedy. Good grief. Geraldo’s been yammering about how he’s had questions about Howard K. Stern having something to do with ANS’ son’s death since he first heard that news. Geraldo and Greta are going on and on about it. They’re desperate to make this a huge crime story, I think–it’ll certainly give Greta another flashy crime story to drone on about for a while, if so. Bleh. Shepard Smith said, “It seems she was chewed up and spit out by this celebrity culture.” Yup.

OMFG, here they are talking about the money with her sister, and Geraldo actually said some shi’ite about “if Howard made up a fake will.” Wow. This is just sad–I’m glad the child is only five months old and can’t understand all these people being so concerned about the damn money and lawsuits and everything.

Shi’ite! I wish I had TIVO so I could get a screen capture of the teevee: “BREAKING NEWS - Anna Nicole’s sister: She was a real person, a real human being.” (Donna Hogan is her sister.) Breaking news is that she was a human being!

ACK!!! Via Janette:

The battle over who fathered Anna Nicole Smith’s infant daughter took a shocking twist Friday when the husband of Hungarian actress Zsa Zsa Gabor claimed he was the baby’s father — not the two other men already wrangling over her paternity.

It can’t possibly get more ridiculous than this, can it?



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15 Responses to “Anna Nicole Smith: Cause of death still unknown after autopsy”

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    Matt says:

    I’m the father of Anna’s baby, and so’s my wife.



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    Sly2017 says:

    No, Luke, I am your father………



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    beth says:

    Uhhhhh - for $500 mil I’ll be the father …..



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    beth says:

    It can’t possibly get more ridiculous than this, can it?

    I bet it can. I bet it does.



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    Blue Star Chronicles says:

    Anna Nicole Smith

    I never paid much attention to Anna Nicole Smith. She was just another celebrity without portfolio running headlong towards tragedy. I didn’t like or dislike her. Her persona and her antics were more pathetic to me than entertaining. I don’…



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    Chuck says:

    I never understood why those huge nasty things were allowed to hang from her torso like that. They have cures for abnormal growths these days and it made it impossible to see any natural human flesh on her frame. I also do not understand why she is anything other than local news. If she was murdered it is a job for the town sheriff and if it was natural causes they should call in the undertaker. As for news there is probably a convenience store that was held up which deserves more attention.



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    Chuck says:

    I don’t mean to be flippant, I know she has family and friends and such but the only reason she was ever in the news was her freakishly large boobs and the fact that she married an old rich guy and the son thought she was a gold-digger and contested the will. The politics of Central Asia and the economics of Sub Saharan Africa will have such a large effect on Western life in the next couple of decades and all the news can report on is the fact that a rich widow with massive mams died young.



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    raz0r says:

    ANS dies and the media circus comes to town.



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    nootser says:

    I feel she is as lost in death as she was here on earth. I get a very bad vibe from her that she hates Howard K. Stern now as much as she did on earth or even more-so. She can’t find daniel and is very frustrated and wants to see her daughter and UGH it is a bad bad vibe. I feel bad for her ,her lost son, and her baby girl left to defend her poor self in this disgusting battle for her own rights. Too bad Anna was too dependent on her drugs and a stupid jerk like howard to defend herself through all of this!!!! I truly hope she finds her son and that the rest of the family find some kind of peace in all of this and I hope they give the REAL DAD his claim to his baby girl.



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    nootser says:

    i already left my reply, above Come on now!!!



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    hebrides says:

    Not just a rich widow with big mams…[cue spooky music], a human sacrifice to keep the masses sated and in a stupor? I think that’s what this guy/gal is saying here:

    http://cadeveo.wordpress.com/2007/02/16/anna-nicole-smith-human-sacrifice-the-other-goddess-worship/

    As a metaphor it made me contemplate it. Turn away from Geraldo and Greta and the other priests/priestesses of the TV church!



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    Dr BLT says:

    Have any of you heard about this bittersweet tribute to Anna Nicole SMith, featured on WFMU in New York city?

    A new song, telling the story of Anna Nicole Smith’s life from the point of view of a psychologist, the one who wrote and recorded the song, has been officially released to internet blog sites and radio stations.

    The Hole in the Soul (of Anna Nicole)
    Dr. BLT
    words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2007
    http://www.drblt.net/music/AnaNicole.mp3

    And if you missed the Grammys, where the Ditsie Chicks stole the show:

    Playin’ Politics with the Dixie Chicks
    Dr BLT
    words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2007
    http//www.drblt.net/music/DixieChicks.mp3



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    Faith says:

    According to the State Laws of Texas, Anna’s mother should at the very least be under investigation by CPS and Law Enforcement for her claimed criminal acts against Anna as a child. See definitions listed below for Child Abuse. Because her mother was a police officer, her awareness of the law makes this even worse, in my opinion. Further, those around Anna had to know something was going on, they to can be prosecuted for the failure to protect Anna from her mother.

    We are all talking about HKS. Let’s talk about the criminal acts of her mother. These acts caused great emotional harm that had a deadly cause and effect to Anna. In a sense, her mother killed her, it just took 39 years to accomplish her goal.

    http://www.dfps.state.tx.us/child_protection/about_child_protective_services/

    FAMILY CODE

    SUBTITLE E. PROTECTION OF THE CHILD

    CHAPTER 261. INVESTIGATION OF REPORT OF CHILD ABUSE OR NEGLECT

    SUBCHAPTER A. GENERAL PROVISIONS

    § 261.001. DEFINITIONS. In this chapter:
    (1) “Abuse” includes the following acts or omissions
    by a person:
    (A) mental or emotional injury to a child that
    results in an observable and material impairment in the child’s
    growth, development, or psychological functioning;
    (B) causing or permitting the child to be in a
    situation in which the child sustains a mental or emotional injury
    that results in an observable and material impairment in the
    child’s growth, development, or psychological functioning;
    (C) physical injury that results in substantial
    harm to the child, or the genuine threat of substantial harm from
    physical injury to the child, including an injury that is at
    variance with the history or explanation given and excluding an
    accident or reasonable discipline by a parent, guardian, or
    managing or possessory conservator that does not expose the child
    to a substantial risk of harm;
    (D) failure to make a reasonable effort to
    prevent an action by another person that results in physical injury
    that results in substantial harm to the child;



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    Dr BLT says:

    I’m not sure what the autopsy will reveal, in terms of the physical cause of death. However, as a psychologist, I can say that this was the ultimate cause:

    The Hole in the Soul
    (of Anna Nicole)
    Dr BLT
    words and music by Dr BLT (c)2007
    http://www.drblt.net/music/AnaNicole.mp3



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    burgundy says:

    people should leave that poor woman alone and let her rest in peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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