American Idol starts tonight!

OK, so many (most?) of you are saying, “so what?” Well, American Idol is good for you. HAHA. It is! What’s healthier than taking out your anger and frustrations on something that means nothing? It’s stress relief! Bad day at work? News pissing you off? Wish you could slaughter a few (thousand) jihadis? Anger and frustration are bad for you. So expel that bile at bad “perfomers” and schmaltzy, stomach-turning pop music!


Consider this your reminder
: BE HERE TONIGHT.

Because American Idol sucks and laughing at it is fun (for me), I’ll be live-blogging AI-hate this season, at least until I’m forced by a revolt to move the AI shi’ite off MVRWC. And no, hell no, I won’t be doing the normal who’s hot/who’s not bullshi’ite about AI like airheaded teenagers and starfarkers do. You want that shi’ite, go to the American Idol site and read their ridiculous blogs. And no, I won’t turn this into a full-time AI blog, either, not by any means. You’ll be able to ignore the AI stuff if you want, although I hope you won’t. :mrgreen:

Oops! I almost forgot! Drunk Paula makes American Idol must-see teevee. Sometimes you have to wonder how she manages to get to the studio. Oh pleeeeease, Paula, please be drunk on tonight’s show!



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4 Responses to “American Idol starts tonight!”

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    seejanemom says:

    Oh, Lord…I AM HOME!

    Another white woman who hates AMERICAN IDOL??? COULD IT BE??? Oh, Oh….I SOOOO *HEART* you, girl.

    I hung it out there and proclaimed my disdain for American Idol. You’d a thought I defiled the Virgin Mary herself…golly.

    “STARFARKERS“….Niiice.

    I will be back for THAT HATE THREAD!!!!



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    ctmomof4 says:

    This my first time to your blog …. I have to say I love it…I can not stand American Idol ….But my kids love it…I do hope paula is drunk as well…

    I will be back again:lol:



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    Beth says:

    YAY! AI-haters, unite!!!

    *Notice I didn’t say “haterz” or “h8rz” or whatever the typical AI dipshi’ite would say? :mrgreen:



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    raz0r says:

    My oldest is watching it right now. She loves to watch those poor folk who’ve been lied to and told they can sing.

    Me? Who cares. Watching Dead Like Me instead.



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