Okay, Since I’ve Been Tagged
- Posted by Vinnie on December 23rd, 2006 filed in Funny, I hate memes & quizzes, Vinnie
Since Beth tagged me, I’ll go ahead and answer here (you’ll love me for it, too, fellow bloggers).
3 Things I’d love to get for Christmas:
1. My older brother to never, ever contact me again. Because he’s a homo. Well, he’ll hump anything with two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat, so he’s not gay, but he’s still a homo.
2. The blogosphere scandal of 2007. Debbie Schlussel, Dean Esmay, Ilyka Damen, and a gerbil.
3. The untimely death of my wife’s beloved chihuahua. The filthy, stinking, worthless piece of shi’ite rat-dog. Someday soon, you will cuddle up next to Saddam in Hell, you rotten bastard. DiemotherfarkerDIE!!! :mrgreen:
3 Things I Do NOT Want for Christmas (because I’m an Evil Conservative):
1. World peace. What fun is that?
2. An end to poverty. Who else will we evil rich Republicans steal from then?
3. This.
And now, my fellow bloggers can thank me. Since I posted this on Beth’s blog, I don’t have to tag anyone else, since she’s already tagged the people for me!
See how that works?
Beth says:
I knew you’d do this right. :mrgreen:
(Good thing hardly anyone is working, since there’s no NSFW tag on #3! hahahahaha)
For the record, though: I do hate chihuahuas, but I do NOT wish for Merri’s doggie to die. Poor doggie! You are evil! (I’m kinda surprised the snakes haven’t mistaken it for a normal rat-dinner yet, though…)
Merri Musings says:
Snakes aren’t big enough yet, Beth (otherwise Chi Chi would have been long gone, I just know it!).
Oh….and he conveniently leaves out that he PICKED OUT the chihuahua for me, so…..well, you know the rest. ;-) heheheheheh
Vinnie says:
Give the snakes a couple of years. One thing I am not is short-sighted.
There’s a long term strategy at work here….
:mrgreen:
LindaSoG says:
damn you for making me look at that picture.
damn damn damn.
Just for that, when ChiChi croaks, I’m buying Merri another Chihuahua.
damn!
Merri says:
Yay, Linda! My hero!!! ;-)