Britney, Paris, Lindsay, and now…Courtney Love

Ewwww. (Safe for work.)

Did I miss the memo or something? Going commando in a miniskirt is the new black, or what? I think I’ll pass, thank you very much.

I think Camille Paglia speaks for all women with brains–not just self-described “pro-sex feminists” here:

“These girls are lowering themselves to the level of backstreet floozies. It angers me because I fought a bitter fight to get feminism back on track and be pro-sex at the same time. This is degrading the entire pro-sex wing of feminism.”
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“I am completely appalled by what these young women are doing because I think that they are cheapening their own image and obliterating all sexual mystery and glamour, which are the heart of the star system.”

“Backstreet floozies” might just be the understatement of the year. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, though–this porn chic starts young. (h/t Michelle Malkin)

Words cannot possibly convey the depth of my hatred for this shi’ite. I have a daughter and this stuff just makes me HATE and want to destroy everything associated with it, like a mother lion protecting her cubs. I’m already thisclose to giving away my TVs as it is, because I just can’t support an industry that promotes this shi’ite. I’ve already canceled or let all my fashion magazines expire because of this female-hating business.

As a side-note, I’m no fan of beauty pageants at all, but I’ve got to give the Miss USA people (Donald Trump) credit for kicking Tara Connor to the curb. It’s bad enough that the princesses of the Hollywood/New York scene are heinous skanks, but Miss USA? I never considered beauty pageant contestants “role models,” but there are a hell of a lot of young girls who do (thankfully, “Miss USA” doesn’t even register on my daughter’s radar). No need for a girl with Lindsay Lohan behavior to be yet another bad role model.

Stand by for Tara Connor to be flashing firecrotch for the paparazzi in 5…4…3…2…



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6 Responses to “Britney, Paris, Lindsay, and now…Courtney Love”

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    Martin says:

    Where I come from, there’s such a thing as indecent exposure, which you are charged with if, say, you wave your c*ck at a girl passing you on the street.

    Isn’t this the same? Can’t someone charge one of them with something? I despise these celebritards, whose fame and fortune seem absolutely undeserved, based upon their conduct.

    Did Katherine Hepburn give the cameras a snatch flash at any point?

    I feel like I need a farking shower when I see Lohan, Britney is starting to get that way. Paris I simply abhor. Courtney Love, well her bits aren’t anything I’d hit if she was the last girl on earth.

    It’s SO not sexy, I know of no man that finds this anything other than childish, offensive and absolutely farking unnecessary.



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    agent bedhead says:

    Exactly, Martin. If this were Nick Nolte or Mel Gibson getting drunk and flashing the penii, this would be a completely different reaction.



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    Janette says:

    Honestly if I were a parent I would be terrified. Now that crotch flashing is the norm you have to wonder what they’ll do next for attention. I’m afraid to find out.



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    Zendo Deb says:

    Get rid of the TV. What is to watch anyway?

    How much did you spend on cable this year?

    Anything worth watching will be available on DVD eventually, from top run movies to bad vampire flicks to “That 70s Show.”

    News? You can do a lot better than the likes “fake but accurate” CBS and Co. via the internet.

    I got rid of the TV four years ago… it wasn’t much but a great time-waster.



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    Greta says:

    How sad that we are even having this conversation at all.



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    Pirate's Cove says:

    Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

    And a happy Sunday to all. This one, which is a little more risque then normal, is by Baron Von Lind. But, it's art, baby! Sort of.
    The nice thing is, You are Time's Person of The Year.
    To be sure, there are individuals we could blame for th…



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