Alabama Boob
Unemployed, armed with her GED, and campaigning on her cleavage, the founder of the Alabama Marijuana Party is now the Libertarian Party’s write-in candidate for governor of Alabama.
Loretta Nall’s campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: “More of these boobs.” Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor — including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley — and the words: “And less of these boobs.”
Her boobs, by the way, have been dubbed by the candidate as “the twins.” Her Web site has a cartoon of someone stuffing bills down the front of her low-cut top. And for $50 donation she apparently offers to show a cartoon of herself flashing her breasts.
Nall is calling for the withdrawal of the Alabama National Guard from Iraq, tax credits for sending children to private school and home schooling, opting out of the No Child Left Behind Act, legalizing marijuana, and not complying with the Patriot Act and the Real ID Act.
She also entertained readers of her campaign Web site with lots of information about her personal life, including a discussion of why she doesn’t wear panties, and the oh so interesting story about how it nearly kept her and her mother (who also doesn’t wear panties) from visiting her brother in prison.
Don’t miss the Loretta Nall “Greatest Hits” page, where you will find entertaining stories about her boobs, her panties (or lack thereof), her run-ins with the police, and the visit to her home by the FBI in connection with an internet threat to shoot a judge. Don’t miss her trials and tribulations piece about her failure to get on the ballot (its all just so unfair!), but be warned, she uses very colorful language.
The story of Loretta Nall seems amusing on its face, but in the end, its just another example of liberals abusing our political process and mocking our government. Voting for Loretta would be the equivalent of voting for Mickey Mouse, except, Mickey Mouse is a more likely and better qualified candidate.
Cross-posted at Something… and Half of Something
Beth says:
What? There’s a marijuana party happening in Alabama? Where?
Oh. Nevermind.
Beth says:
I keed, I keed!
Loretta Nall is the farkin’ poster child for white trash in Alabama. People like to think rednecks and white trash are the same thing, and they’re all gun-toting NASCAR fans who lurrrrve Bush, but the truth is that the real white trash are just like Nall. Overgrown kids who take PRIDE! in being OUTLAWS!
There’s a big difference. Not that I roll with rednecks either, but Nall’s type is several levels below “redneck” on the mental evolutionary scale.
Not sure why Fox News bothered to give her the publicity, because she’s probably LOVING any attention she gets. I don’t think but a handful of people in Alabama knew or cared who she was until now, but she’ll disappear from anyone’s memory soon enough. :wink:
Beth says:
OMG! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Talmadge, if you’re reading this, did you see this? She loooooves you! HAHAHAHAA
Jeff says:
While I disagree with everything she says Beth, I think her case to get ballot access is quite important.
I know it once again reflects bad on Alabama, I think her fight for fare ballot access is quite important.
You might disagree, but that is just my feeling.
Laney says:
> just another example of liberals abusing our political process
I thought you said she was a LIbertarian.
LindaSoG says:
I don’t see much difference between the two Laney.
Talmadge East says:
Yes I did read it and she does read my blog. I must admit I have some sympathies for her and the Libertarian Party in general. I am pretty Libertairan-esque with regard to essential freedom. I have spoken to Mrs. Nall several times and I am glad that she is at least interjecting new ideas in Alabama regardless of the fact that some of team are not feasible. Some people probably think I am crazy for reading your blog, [insert sinister laugh.]
Beth says:
Talmadge: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!!! muahahahahaha :twisted:
Turing word: GUNS. (Need I say more?)