iTunes is going to bankrupt me
F–king Steve Jobs. I have developed a bad case of galloping iPod penis envy - all my friends have 7,000 tunes on theirs, I’m stuck in the 1500s. And so I furiously buy albums at iTunes (three yesterday, four today), further enriching Steve Jobs who created the motherfarking problem in the first place.
I shall name this phenomenon the ‘Apple Paradox’.
Bastard, I’ll bet he’s a farking libtard too.
Tags: iTunes, iPod, Steve Jobs, iPod Penis Envy, Silicon Valley Bastards


























tommy says:
15 bucks a month to napster, rhapsody or yahoo and you get just about the entire library. It does however require you to admit that you’re interested in the music more than you are in looking cool with an ipod.
you do however, also get the benefit of using better players too.
Martin says:
Sorry Tommy old son, but I am locked into 300 bucks worth of iPod so I can’t do anything device-wise.