If you’re so perfect, why do you need personal ads?
Y’all aren’t going to believe this. I am farking dying laughing!!! Especially after clicking some of the links! HAHAAAAAAA!!!!
(Predictably, the lame “excuse.”)
Agent Bedhead (as a “P.S.” on an unrelated but must-read post); Venomous Kate
UPDATE: I’m ashamed of myself for this tossed-off two-sentence post. Clearly, I should have put more time into it, because this girl is simply unfarkingbelievable. Since I don’t really care to link to all the offensive shi’ite this vile specimen of homo sapiens has written elsewhere at her horrible little blog, just go there and take a look around, especially at her “children” posts. Be sure to see the recent posts there too, where she digs the hole even deeper–blissfully unaware of the reasons that the whole interweb is sending hate in her direction.
Do NOT miss Ace’s beautiful photographic fisking. Brutal. :mrgreen:
UPDATE AGAIN! I found Tacky Jackie Mackie’s man!
* snort *
UPDATE #3! HEY! This post isn’t the “good one.” See this one instead, where I “light up a Molotov can of whoop-ass, incinerate Passey, and take a wizz on her ashes.”* :mrgreen:
Gordon says:
Even though I never could cut through the cloud of hunky MBAs hovering around the StairMaster with the hot genius chick, I always assumed that if I could, she’d be an arrogant bitch.
Guess I should feel good about not being the “high quality” guy someone of her caliber deserves.
MikeT says:
Beth, you provided her with two links. Tsk, tsk. Fool me once, shame on you and all that…
Beth says:
That’s why I love the nofollow tag. :mrgreen:
Brian B says:
And yet, despite all her *ahem* assets, were I single, and were she standing there naked with a pint of Guinness, I’d stroll past her just to say hello to a lady like Beth….:grin:
Anwyn says:
I have no words.
Except 77% of American women do not have bachelor’s degrees? Farking misleading, to say the least. I am positive the percentage is radically different among women in her age group within ten years above and five below, and I don’t need any damned statistics to tell me that.
Anwyn says:
I forgot. I did have some words. A man who would date a woman who says “fat single mother” as an epithet is not high quality.
Beth says:
I know, Anwyn, she’s a complete asshole!
And what about that “under 30″ shi’ite?! I. Can’t. Wait. until she hits 30. I hope someone sends her that post as a birthday present. Better yet, when she’s 40 and still can’t find a man. :mrgreen:
And she calls children “parasites!” (from some other pit of hell in her blog)
Alabama Liberation Front says:
Jackie Mackie: Tacky Wacky!
Oh. My. God. Her bio is priceless:
Brien (Bartels): My ex-husband turned gay best friend. We met via the Libertarian Party during the 2000 election campaign. .. we married in January 2001, five weeks after our first date. Our marriage lasted for a li…
damnum absque injuria says:
Tolerance Camp, Libertarian Edition
Someone let Mona out of her cage, and now she’s calling to purge the libertarian movement of any self-described libertarians who commit the cardinal sin of disagreeing with her on such key issues as domestic policy, foreign policy, national secur…
Martin says:
I’m laughing my ass off. And Ace has done a great job with this too. This poor farking IDIOT of a girl. What was she thinking?
Gordon says:
I’ve been reading the hi-larious thread at Ace’s.
Beth you’re a troublemaker. And Ms. Paisley, well, upon closer examination is HIGHLY overrated.
Like a pig wearing lipstick.
Anwyn says:
Pit of hell is right. As would life be, I’m sure, for a man unfortunate enough to be sucked into that.
And I owe Ace one, for sure … I was home late from a movie, sleepily making the last round of blogs, and got all woken up again by laughing my flipping head off at him taking this woman apart. That man is one of a kind.
Aaron's cc: says:
I am a LOTR fan, but she’s just plain icky.
MagicalPat says:
I had a few friends play around in the personal ad game. This was the type of woman they would target; super demanding and arrogant with a shopping list of her ‘non-negotiables’. They targeted these women because they knew these were the ones the could lie to and get away with it. At least until they had sex with her, which was quite frequently by the end of the first coffee date.
They would just make themselves into her perfect mate. They’d lie about how much money they made, their jobs etc etc. These women usually had very few takers because of their high list of demands, so they bought the B.S. completely. Often, they were so excited about finally meeting their dream guy, that they would have sex with him right away. After all, they waited this long to find ‘Mr. Right’.
There are three types of men. Decent men who are honest with themselves and know they don’t measure up to her exacting standards. They would never contact her.
There are decent men who meet the standards, but see her as the type of woman they would never get involved with. Let’s face it, she’s a bitch. These men would not contact her either.
That leaves category three. Men who meet the standards, know they do and use it to manipulate women like this into having sex with them. And then there are the men who don’t meet the standards, but are willing to lie in order to manipulate women like this into having sex with them. Decent women know these men are assholes, but a woman like this will fall for it every time.
I for one, am grateful that she has let the decent men know not to waste any time pursuing her.
Jane says:
Lots of mentally challenged peeps in the blogosphere, have ya noticed they are the ones usually making the biggest noise about themselves.
Ignorant Critics » Quality Dates Quality, Or, You’re Not Good Enough For Me says:
[...] Read the 500-some-odd comments after her post, too. This woman has become the latest celebrity in the blogosphere, as everyone seems to be lining up to take a crack at her. We here at Ignorant Critics never want to be left out of the party, of course. This is true entertainment. [...]
Stop The ACLU says:
Sunday Funnies
Well its time to catch back up with the blogs. I’ve had a wonderful vacation and want to thank all of the contributors here for keeping the place going while I was gone. So, I’m still not unpaked but I wanted to jump online and put up so…
Jane says:
She only gets a thousand hits a day? oh, then she is rather self indulged, isnt she?
MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy » Hey, Mary Katharine! says:
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Electric Venom » Blog Archive » A List She Couldn’t Resist says:
[...] Ultimately, Beth at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy poses the perfect question: If you’re so perfect, why do you need personal ads? [...]
TC says:
Costa Rica? WTF? She couldn’t find someone of her marginal caliber and similar vanilla appearance in the Pacific Northwest?
MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy » Ayn Rand died lonely and bitter, too says:
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raz0r says:
She’s a five at best using her own methodology. And any guy who stays after the deed, well, he’s either desperate himself or an idiot. She’s coyote love material (yes, I’d rather lose the limb than wake her up). I see far better material around the university where I work, future nurses and doctors. Using her methodology, they are higher up on the scale and therefore more desirable.
sa says:
Great & insightful comment, MagicalPat!
So this chick is an easy target for players… hmmm…
Lilo says:
That’s just sad that in these days a woman has to sink to that level to get attention.
And, to be honest, there is no excuse for a woman with that high of an IQ (according to her)and that age to not know how to cook well.
sa says:
Actually, she doesn’t look all that bad stoned…
Jon Swift says:
It’s Not You, Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey, It
I don’t know how to say this in a delicate way so let me just be blunt: I’m just not that into you.
stikNstein….has no mercy » Blog Archive » OH JACKIE…..you’re so much BETTER than me……. says:
[...] go HERE, HERE, ACE HERE, HERE. [...]
David L Alexander says:
man with black hat: A goddess on a mountaintop…
colin says:
I’m late to the party and ACE has closed his comments but for all those guys saying ‘maybe a 5, if i was drunk, she ain’t that bad’ check out the rest of the pics on her blog here. (Left side long way down ‘Photos of Me’ That is the real JMPP).