The longest four hours of my life, I think.
- Posted by Beth on August 8th, 2006 filed in Blogs, Funny, General, Israel, Journalism, Moonbats, Politics, Stupid
I know, I’m a moron. I just spent the last four hours bullshi’iteting with the other morons over in the comments at Ace’s, waiting for The Appearance™ on Fox News. I think we’re all right now sitting around scratching our heads thinking, “WHY?” because Allah supposedly recorded the four hours of waiting for the 30-second spot, while Fox News showed a tank in Lebanon. I’m not kidding.
Ace thinks he was a dork, but that’s better than “idiot,” right?
So basically, if you want news, I can tell you with certainty that there isn’t anything exciting going on EXCEPT they just said on Fox that Joe Lieberman’s website got HACKED today (!). All clueless people that are surprised that this would happen, please raise your hands.
Anyway, no need for you to have sat and watched a stuck tank for four hours; Allah has the video right here. Yes, I am a moron, all right. I could’ve been sleeping! Instead, we got tanks. And grass growing. And goats. And goatse. And a 30 second bit on Fox about the Reuters thing. Good times, good times. :shock:
And now, SLEEP.
Tags: adnan hajj, lebanon, reuters, reutergate, hezbollywood, lieberman
MCPO Airdale says:
TANK STUCK IN A MINEFIELD!!!1 ARGHHH
TC@LeatherPenguin says:
Spent the morning screaming (phone/IM) at English client, trying to explain “look, your friggin’s spelling is getting hosed, and I give less than a crap whether you ever drove a car through Oxford or went to school there, Author, because you ain’t paying,” and keeping an eye on FOX, looking for Ace…and another four hours later….
Can we say “Let Down” in all caps?
Martin says:
I’m glad I didn’t wait for THAT. Is that all Fox News has to say about news organizations MAKING CRAP UP?
If Reuters WROTE a story that was a total fabrication, what would they say? A picture is no different.
Ace was AWESOME, he almost got a whole ten words in!!
Fucking Fox. Liberal bastards. I bet Hannity will run it more tonight.
Zendo Deb says:
Enough with the Goatse already… I had just managed to purge that from my memory and you have to go and remind me…..
Russ from Winterset says:
TANK ON! Apply directly to the midefield.
TANK ON! Apply directly to the minefield.
TANK ON! Apply directly to the minefield.
(from the people who brought you FREEDOM FROM TERRORIST HEMMOROIDS)
Gordon says:
Well, he was on twice as long as our friend Dan Riehl.
‘gnight, Beth.
Janette says:
Ditto what Martin said!