Archive for August, 2006
The Chairman of the Bored
- Posted by Dave in Texas on August 31st, 2006 filed in General
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Beth be bored. And I’m bored too.
- Posted by Martin on August 31st, 2006 filed in General, Martin
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Bored
- Posted by Beth on August 31st, 2006 filed in General, WTF
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I neeeeeeeed this
- Posted by Beth on August 31st, 2006 filed in General
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I stand with Israel
- Posted by Beth on August 31st, 2006 filed in General, Israel, Things I Love
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All your clichés are belong to us
- Posted by Beth on August 31st, 2006 filed in Fauxtography, General
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I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often
- Posted by Beth on August 31st, 2006 filed in Crime, General
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On the Khatami Visa
- Posted by Martin on August 31st, 2006 filed in General, Iran, Islamofascism, Israel, Martin, WTF
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Oh yeah? I can post music videos too
- Posted by Beth on August 31st, 2006 filed in General, Islamofascism, Music, Video
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Yeth, Leth Danthe
- Posted by Vinnie on August 31st, 2006 filed in Vinnie
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Travelnotcity Travel Myth #32 Featuring The Roaming Freak
- Posted by Vinnie on August 30th, 2006 filed in General, Vinnie
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He did it again
- Posted by Martin on August 30th, 2006 filed in General, Iran, Islamofascism, Martin
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Your tip for the day
- Posted by Beth on August 30th, 2006 filed in Funny, General, WTF
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Looney toons
- Posted by Beth on August 30th, 2006 filed in General, Video, WTF
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And I thought Yglesias was supposed to be one of the few “reasonable” leftards
- Posted by Beth on August 30th, 2006 filed in General, Iran, Islamofascism, Moonbats, Stupid, The War
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It’s Thursday night before the Labor Day weekend. A vacation we all take to celebrate work.
I feel like Pat O’Brien on a weeknight looking for some coke, and some hookers, and any chick who can get into Betsy.
I have tomorrow off though, so I’m staying up late in advance of my birthday, on Saturday, when I turn forty-seven.
groan.
In the meantime, I give you the largest Jumbotron in the world (for like a couple of weeks or something),
(hey, I made it open in another winder)
But Carolyn from The Apprentice is even more bored.
Cuz Donald ‘The Rug’ Trump has fired her ass.
The real estate mogul reportedly felt that Kepcher was promoting her own career more than his golf course.
The Emperor of self-promotion must be mortified.
I’ve
got
nothing.
Don’t really care, either.
Waaah. I so need a damn laptop. I’m so sick of sitting at this damn desk. :sad:
Toda raba, Mary Katharine!
T3h Ap0ca1yps3
~ clicky for big ~
Mheh. I dunno, either I’m sick of the news or I spend too much time looking at bad Fark and b3ta photoshops. (Yes, I did get distracted. Sue me.)
(This Brits in Space b3ta thread is for Martin. I fookin’ love this one! This one’s for Stansbury. This one’s for Vinnie. *snerk*)
August 31, 2006 — An enraged Connecticut lawyer leaped through the window of the house next door and plunged a knife into his neighbor’s chest a dozen times - after being told the man had molested his 2-year-old daughter, police said yesterday.
Patent-law attorney Jonathon Edington, 29, turned vigilante after receiving a phone call Monday evening from his wife - who was away on vacation with their daughter - telling him that the neighbor, Barry James, 58, had been sexually abusing the little girl.
Here’s the neighbor:
Neighbors, however, said James - who lived with his parents - had problems with alcohol, shouted obscenities at neighborhood children and even went outside in the nude.
“There have been battles with them over the years - mostly over drinking - and he has been known to walk around in his yard without clothes on,” said one neighbor, who would not give her name.
Sick bastard. I hope the dad doesn’t go to jail; I’d say “temporary insanity” would apply here. (Although I personally don’t think it’s “insanity,” except in a legal sense.)
NRO has a symposium on the Khatami Visa.
Mohammad Khatami was the president of Iran between the years of 1997 and 2004. The State Department listed Iran as the number-one state sponsor of terrorism during those years.
The State Department that calls Hezbollah a terrorist organization granted on Tuesday a visa to the man who presided over the creation of Hezbollah, the former president of the Islamic Republic, Mohammad Khatami.
Iran’s nuclear program did not start with Ahmadinejad, but under the “moderate” Rafsanjani, who also called for the nuclear eradication of Israel, just as Khomeini before him.
It wishes for the apocalypse that will bring forward the coming of the Mahdi, who will in turn win the great battle with Satan that will extend Allah’s writ to the entire earth.
It sacrificed hundreds of thousands of Iran’s children, blown to smithereens as they walked to clear Iraqi minefields, with certificates of good Islamic conduct around their necks — by a regime content to expedite them to Paradise. If they do that to their own kids, what of the rest of the world?
Although widely portrayed as a lovable liberal in the Western media, Khatami fully shares the long term goals of Ayatollah Khomeini’s radical revolution. During the recent fighting in Lebanon, he called Hezbollah — the terrorist organization that has killed more Americans than any other group except al Qaeda — “a shining sun that illuminates and warms the hearts of all Muslims and supporters of freedom in the world.”
I could go on. Read it for yourself. What the FARK are the State Department thinking? This is a farking scandal, and a disgrace. My last vestige of respect for Condi Rice has just disappeared. First handing a victory to Hezbollah, and now this? The farking lunatics have taken over the asylum.
What the hell, it’s easier than actually writing something. Besides, I’m about to work on the photoshop to pwn all photoshops, so this will have to do until I get distracted. Which shouldn’t take long, since I got distracted by three other things just while writing this moron post.
Bonus: This video is something some guy put together to show the face of the enemy, with Slayer’s new song “Jihad” (which apparently doesn’t have an official video yet). So it’s not a total fluff post.
P.S. Yay Vinnie! (Our videos pwn these morons’ videos.)
Ace lets the lunatics run the asylum.
Not much different from what Rusty has done, actually.
But we don’t post bad gay videos, we are Zionists after all. Only the story of Exodus as done by Metallica will do.
Travel myth: You can’t get from Bangkok, Thailand, to Boulder, Colorado for free.
The Roaming Freak:

“Nonsense! Just confess to a murder you didn’t commit!”
Travelnotcity Travel Myth #33: You will be anally raped in the California Penal System.
The Roaming Freak:
“Mmpph glrk oogh guggle.”
Jimmy Carter has done it again. He’s actually managed to go further down in my estimation. That is almost a miracle, as I consider him to be seditious, a Jew-hater, and a traitor to America. Basically pond scum.
For an event that would turn a page in American history, former president Jimmy Carter has agreed in principle to host former Iranian president Mohammad Khatami for talks during his visit to the United States starting this week.
WTF? How has Khatami even obtained a motherfarking Visa? I thought we had sanctions against these lunatics, why is he even allowed in?
And who the fark is Jimmy Carter to ‘host’ the murderous bastard?
Color me dumbfounded. Is there any farking point even bothering? Jesus.
Never ask, “WTF is goatse?”
This, padawan, is goatse. Now you know. (NSFW!)
:mrgreen:
WTF is this crazy shi’ite all about, anyway?
Yglesias’s arguments:
1 - Iran can’t be pursuing a bid for world domination because their military is smaller than ours (and Israel’s) and they only have a “defense budget of about $6 billion a year.”
2 - The mullahs have been in “power for a very long time.” Before even Yglesias was born he tells us. [*snerk*] “Mightn’t this lead you think it’s being run by reasonably comfortable men who enjoy the fruits of power, intend to stay in power,” and so won’t let radicals attempt to start a bid for world power?
3 - As Iran’s neighbours Israel and Saudi Arabia spend more on their military, and as American troops are in nearby Iraq and Afghanistan — under the command of a president who wants to overthrow the regime — “don’t you think a little deterrence capability would serve the country well under those circumstances?”
Like I said, Matthew Yglesias is generally considered one of the few “reasonable” leftards on teh internets. (No linky from me–go here.)
What. A. Moron.
Also see LGF, who adds a few more details with which to smack Yglesias.
And for your viewing pleasure: a reminder about the “rational” regime in Iran.


























