McDonald’s refuses to allow men to piss in women’s mouths
I know, “WTF?” How else would you title this?
AMSTERDAM — A McDonald’s fast-food outlet in the south east of the Netherlands has agreed to remove urinals that are shaped liked wide-open red lips.
The decision was taken after a shocked American customer complained to the McDonald’s head office in the US.
Owner Giel Pijper said on Wednesday that the bright red, mouth-shaped urinals, named ‘Kisses’, are works of art. But a different view is taken of them in America. (Because we’re vulgar? –Beth) The urinals are being removed and will be sold off. “I’m not going to harp on about a pair of urinals,” he said.
Virgin Airways was forced to scrap plans in 2004 to install two of the ‘Kisses’ at New York’s John F. Kennedy airport after complaints they looked like women’s mouth.
Umm…OK, “…after complaints they looked like women’s mouth.” Well, they sorta DO look like that. (Did they not realize that until they got complaints?) I’m not sure exactly what kind of reaction they were expecting the actual users were supposed to get, but either way…eh, creepy.
They are the work of Dutch woman Meike van Schijndel.
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She stressed that the idea her urinals represented a man peeing into a woman’s mouth never occurred to her, nor to many men and women she had spoken to.
HUH? What a clueless snapperhead! I don’t buy that line of bullshi’ite for a minute.
I think it’s beyond crude, but still kinda funny. I guess I can imagine these would be a big hit in frat houses or something.



























6pence says:
Again, we’re the vulgar ones? Just another reason why I distain the leftist Elitist who swoon over any “Continental”… freaks!
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6pence says:
Geez, I gotta wake-up before I post — it should read “Another reason why I distain the leftist Elitists who swoon over anything “Continental”…
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ratan says:
It’s very Clockwork Orange-esque. I must admit I like it due to its absurdity and “WTF?” quality.
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tommy says:
where do i get one?
Nevermind, Peaches just informed me I can’t have one.
Hannah says:
Good to hear such feminist views after a long decade after Lucy Irigary and Juliet Mitchell.
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