Blogger job opening - payment offered!
Sorry, but it’s not for just anyone. The press release:
Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.
The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner’s sexual fluid changes.
“A payment is offered,” says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, “But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money.”
Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site.
The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.
www.LoveHoney.co.uk is the UK’s leading women-friendly online sex toy retailer, forging the way for women to buy sex toys confidently, comfortably, and at the lowest prices in the UK. Brother site www.CockLocker.co.uk continues to do the same for gay men the world over. For further details on either site see below.
For more information please contact Ali Carnegie on 01225 318881 or [ali AT LoveHoney.co.uk]
Ahem. Not sure I’ll ever think of apple juice the same way again. And like Vica said, “couldn’t they have developed a chocolate alternative?”
(And didn’t Martin just write yesterday that Britons think Americans are “vulgar?”) :mrgreen:
Tags: blog opportunities, money-making opportunities, blog income, business blogging
That ought to bring in the crazy hits from Technorati…(snicker)
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6pence says:
OMG, just where do I have to put that bottle for my wife to enjoy the apple flavor???
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raz0r says:
Errrmm, Yeah, okay. Sign right up - NOT!
Sonar says:
Pineapple. Really.
Tammy says:
EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! :oops:
Raven says:
BWAHAHAHA!! Beth we need to come up with some parody of this.
Heh.
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dustbury.com says:
A matter of taste
Actually, I suspect that mere flavor is a minor factor. [Possibly NSFW]…
Jane says:
As usual, Im right there with Tammy:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
http://crabapple.cc says:
Blogger job opening - payment offered!
Very adult-oriented job opening. Regarding married-people activities. I think I’ll stick with AdSense.